I would have given a slightly more robust answer. Scanners at Rannoch. FFS. (View Post)

When I was at junior school, we were all given a copy of "A Short History of Gateshead". Not to read in class, just to take home. (View Post)

Good morning. I have just discovered that there used to be a department store in Bradford called Brown, Muff & Co. Fnarr, fnarr. (View Post)

Quite. It is just kneejerk nonsense which we can all see is impossible to implement. (View Post)

Well the knife didn't come from the buffet car. (View Post)