Top tip: Make friends with the person at work who hands out phones. Invite them out for a drink. Happen to mention that your work phone has a cracked screen. Sorted. (View Post)

For the Shirkers, not the Workers. For the Skivers, not the Strivers. Is this really what "the party of labour" is all about? (View Post)

And bird watcher. I once encountered him in one of the hides at Rutland Water. While he was checking out the feathered action, his wife was having a snooze (View Post)

From what I saw last week, nobody is using Bozo bikes any more - they've all switched to Lime to enjoy the battery power. The Brabin bikes in Leeds and the Burnham bikes in Manchester don't… (View Post)

She's going to tax latte-sipping liberals? That cannot be right. I might have to switch to cappuccino. (View Post)