WeBuyAnyCarcass (View Post)

Wouldn't the coke get stuck in the jizz? (View Post)

Burnham gets elected. Lucy Powell stands and wins, becoming Mayor. Burnham stands and becomes Deputy Leader of Labour by conference. Uses his conference speech to call for unity in the party. (OK, I&… (View Post)

Being a back bench MP is clearly a much more important job than being Mayor of Greater Manchester. But then if the ball should come loose from the back of the scrum, it would be rude not to pick it u… (View Post)

Sunderland losing is the only pleasure I get from English football these days. (View Post)