But if you don't vote Conservative, Kemi will tell the teacher. (View Post)

They're meeting to play Top Trumps. Official. (View Post)

I thought they were named after the result from eating too many raw chillis? (View Post)

Milk in plastic bags. What's all that about? (View Post)

So the moon achieves Net Zero power generation by 2030. Well done to them. Not content with leaving assorted shite on the moon, humankind now wants to turn it into a nuclear waste repository. (View Post)