Being an embryo has worse odds of survival than a game of Russian Roulette. (View Post)

I might start an online petition demanding that we can all have our cake and eat it. (View Post)

They all have an identical storyline: Couple meet under contrived circumstances. Initially they can't stand each other. But by Christmas Day they have fallen in love. In addition to the main pair, ot… (View Post)

It is with regret that I need to inform you all that my wife has just put up some Christmas lights outside our house. (View Post)

The Great Escape. Was always shown at Christmas back in the day. Therefore, I associate it with Christmas. Anything of the genre "Christmas Film" is usually a pile of mushy shite. (View Post)