The new drink driving limit: Sponsored by Guinness Zero. (View Post)

According to rumours, both Lisa Nandy and Bridget Phillipson left their cabinet roles months ago. So perhaps best not to bet based on tittle-tattle. (View Post)

Top tip: Pretend you are staying in a hotel by simply using a tiny bottle of shampoo, then throwing your towel on the floor. (View Post)

People who take trains often get a taxi from the station to their final destination. It is people who drive their own cars that the cabbie should be ranting about. (View Post)

But if you don't vote Conservative, Kemi will tell the teacher. (View Post)