From the very first time I spotted him in the Commons, I thought here is a man who thinks he should be going places. And fair play to him, he managed to (briefly) secure one of the great offices of s… (View Post)

Remember to ventilate the bathroom tomorrow morning! (View Post)

Not Scotland. Turnips are Turnips in NE England too. I'll remind everyone that the full name of Swede is Swedish Turnip. (View Post)

They're all turnips as far as I'm concerned. The shop did mistakenly refer to them as Swedes, however. This is the type we used to use for Halloween lanterns. None of this posho pumpkin non… (View Post)

Try not to spill it on the carpet next time. (View Post)