Wear your lanyard when WFH to fool people on Teams calls into thinking you've gone in to the office. (View Post)

Sex education classes with Miss Onary-Position (View Post)

We should join Schengen while remaining outside the EU. (View Post)

I failed a French oral exam with Miss Pronunciation. (View Post)

Anecdote: At lunch* today, someone, unprompted, said positive things about Kemi. Conservative majority nailed on. *Dinner, as I refer to the midday meal, but this would confuse people. (View Post)