As Colin Murray pointed out, National Bee Day sounds a lot like National Bidet. (View Post)

So why then burn down the clinic, destroying the embryos? (View Post)

It's finally ended - apart from the voting. I liked the one with the muscular young man who was topless with mud smeared on him. I can't remember the song though. (View Post)

Re: Eurovision. I enjoy a bit of camp but I found it quite sleazy last year. Too much bondage gear and I seem to remember bare bottoms on display. (View Post)

Talking of weird artisanal cake shops, there is a business near me that specialises in cakes made from raw vegetables. The idea of it doesn't exactly make my mouth water. (View Post)