I’m sure it’s very much enforced outside football grounds, and very much ignored when it’s Lord Mandleson in Notting Hill. A friend of mine once spent a night in the cells for the same offence. They … (View Post)

The amazing thing is that Americans got wholeheartedly behind the project, despite the cost. Today there would be a bunch of moon deniers, and a whole load more who simply hated the idea because of w… (View Post)

There was definitely a massive ammo dump that went up in flames. The more Russian fires the better, especially if it was the expensive and irreplaceable stuff. (View Post)

Don’t heckle the guy with the microphone who does this for a living. You’re not going to win, no matter how much you think your drunk arse can out-heckle the professional. This lady, Vicky, is going … (View Post)

The “Cats Does Countdown” programme was one of the funniest things on British TV. It started as a Comic Relief one-off pisstake but they’ve gone on to do more than 100 of them. Yes it’s really expens… (View Post)