Took the Met long enough to decide seven minutes singing happy birthday without food or drink was worthy of a FPN. Several hours with booze and food might take a while. ;) (View Post)

What the Met were thinking when they gave him an FPN for that is beyond me. (View Post)

I prefer “Backed into a Korma”, which I’ve also seen from an excerpt of the Sun. https://twitter.com/Bren4Bassetlaw/status/1521742717382012928/photo/1 (View Post)

Was almost tempted to put together another spreadsheet, like for the 2017 elections. I had both numbers reported. :D (View Post)

Remember, Johnson got a FPN for sitting at the cabinet desk while some colleagues working in other rooms came for a few minutes without even eating or drinking. The bar is extremely low! (View Post)