Yes, Bottomly is unusual amongst Conservative MPs in having more intelligence than your average house plant. (View Post)

Of course there is always the possibilty that since Brexit, said Leavers have realised that they are in fact stupid, uneducated..... Sorry Mark. Only kidding. ;) My guess is that SKS will be advised … (View Post)

There are 650 MPs in the House of Commons, which is roughly the same number of pupils at my former secondary school. Thinking back, I think the school had a lot more felons and weirdos than the house… (View Post)

Smart phone certainly does. Dumbest invention ever. (View Post)

Should you ever be offered the choice, ask to come back as a racehorse. You get loved and pampered, and in the unlikely event you suffer a serious injury you are put down quickly and humanely. Beats … (View Post)