On port queues, I sympathise with the government. I mean, who could possibly have foreseen that more people may wish to cross the Channel at the start of the Easter break, or that the weather may be … (View Post)

A quiet news day, I take it. The PM is still in place, we are nowhere nearer the 54 letters, and Russia still hasn't invaded Ukraine. On such days, PB usually reverts to either a) Brexit, or b) Scotl… (View Post)

I've barely understood a word of this thread. But I take it that the motor race is over, that the fastest driver won, and that the post mortem could be lengthy. When's the next test match start? I un… (View Post)

PS: I'm grateful to whoever flagged my little joke as off topic. I wouldn't have known otherwise. (View Post)

In the same Friday afternoon spirit, I've just been told a joke that I'd not heard before, but may be as old as the hills. Clean, as well. Bloke goes into local baker to buy a cake. All the cakes are… (View Post)