That's because I make such an effort to be modest, reticent and ego-free, on here In real life you'd be surprised. I'm actually quite bumptious! (View Post)

Oooh. We need to watch! Timing? My SAS mate gave me the best gossip. Which I shall only hand on to PBers brighter and more interesting than you He also told me he was phoned by a *UK military friend*… (View Post)

If you really want to be a professional writer, stop moaning on PB. stop staring at the drizzle in Aberdeen, get off your sessile butt and go and DO SOMETHING - there is no substitute for actual life… (View Post)

Have you been to Ukraine @JosiasJessop? Have you been there to report on the situation so that people back in the west understand the dire state of affairs, the bombs and missiles and endless power c… (View Post)

Oh god, you are all morons (View Post)