It's not the Daily Mail, it's Starmer I freely confess I am somewhat unhinged about him. As you were about Boris I thought my loathing of Gareth Southgate was impressive but my utter abhorr… (View Post)

I have returned from Austria. To my newly painted living room. For the first time And I can report… IT IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRIUMPH!! Jeez I was nervous. Took a big risk. Went bold and dark. It is … (View Post)

That’s very kind I was genuinely worried about this. Thought I’d gone a step too far. Then @LostPassword told me it would make the room shrink and I got even more anxious It’s lush. It’s also amazing… (View Post)

So they didn’t actually try and shoot him. Just arrested him with five cops all with guns at the airport, for some jokey tweets (View Post)

So now he overturns our liberties after receiving orders from the president of France Every day he manages to make me hate him just that little bit more (View Post)