Totally sober. As was he It was one of the most entertaining if surreal conversations of my life He was about 23, he came out of Fortnum and Mason (in the Royal Exchange) brandishing his gold chocola… (View Post)

An amusing young man brandishing a gold chocolate coin from Fortnum and Mason just accosted me in the Royal Exchange, engaged me in a discussion of vortices and the aethereal plane, and then said “yo… (View Post)

I am sorry the English colonised you and then literally forced you, at gunpoint, to join in with the British Empire, when all young Scotch people wanted to do was stay at home in the frigid rain eati… (View Post)

I’m walking from Shoreditch House through the City This is such an amazing part of the world. This tiny corner of the planet has maybe had more influence on humanity than any other square mile anywhe… (View Post)

Just don’t let any more in, and deport those that are here. Sorted (View Post)