I’m lying in a 5 star hotel in Sri Lanka, sipping excellent Aussie Shiraz, as the warm tropical moonlight shines on the gentle waves of the Indian Ocean, right outside. Tomorrow I take the train, fir… (View Post)

Actually, we are expected to have the fastest growing G7 economy this year. Latest IMF forecasts, I believe - see today’s Guardian This should not rescue Boris. The fact the government has done OK in… (View Post)

Matt Chorley is showing signs of Boris Derangement Syndrome (View Post)

Good for you! Just a shame your penises are LITERALLY TINY NOW https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106 (View Post)

My bar doesn’t do normal bar snacks like nuts or Kettle chips It does “flour coated Handallo flash fried with a home made dipping chili sauce” Handallo is a tiny little eat-it-all Sri Lankan fish a b… (View Post)