I’m not saying this is great nor am I expressing a desire for this I am extrapolating from the facts as they are. And as we now know, I am extremely good at this Be afraid, be very afraid And now I’m… (View Post)

If I’m not spontaneously mentioned every six minutes on PB by people who strenuously claim to ignore me and my comments, then I go into an existential panic However, this has not happened yet - as I … (View Post)

I have a moral dilemma here. I have two votes. Two postal votes. One for me and one for my ex wife (who is now in distant parts and doesn’t care) How shall I cast them? I am torn between starmer (to … (View Post)

Seriously. What is the plural for a kir Breton? My heads says Kirs Breton but my heart says that is somehow pretentious. I may need this essential lingo if the weather prevails this fine and I need l… (View Post)

Sorry. @cicero and @TSE have told me not to mention any of this, apologies. Blame them (View Post)