I am sorry the English colonised you and then literally forced you, at gunpoint, to join in with the British Empire, when all young Scotch people wanted to do was stay at home in the frigid rain eati… (View Post)

I’m walking from Shoreditch House through the City This is such an amazing part of the world. This tiny corner of the planet has maybe had more influence on humanity than any other square mile anywhe… (View Post)

Just don’t let any more in, and deport those that are here. Sorted (View Post)

Before, you prat "FHM's 100 Sexiest Women was an annual listing compiled by the monthly British men's lifestyle magazine FHM, based on which women they believe to be the "sexiest&… (View Post)

Someone has flagged this, presumably out of annoyance at me not naming the culprit. It's ex-PBer, @SeanT - he invented the phrase "wetter than an otter's pocket". This is from a r… (View Post)