Did a senior policeperson not stop and think "Wait, the police have an issue with perceived bias and over-reaction at the moment, should we really arrest this 57 year old Irish comedian, for thr… (View Post)

It's not the Daily Mail, it's Starmer I freely confess I am somewhat unhinged about him. As you were about Boris I thought my loathing of Gareth Southgate was impressive but my utter abhorr… (View Post)

I have returned from Austria. To my newly painted living room. For the first time And I can report… IT IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRIUMPH!! Jeez I was nervous. Took a big risk. Went bold and dark. It is … (View Post)

That’s very kind I was genuinely worried about this. Thought I’d gone a step too far. Then @LostPassword told me it would make the room shrink and I got even more anxious It’s lush. It’s also amazing… (View Post)

So they didn’t actually try and shoot him. Just arrested him with five cops all with guns at the airport, for some jokey tweets (View Post)