Casino is going to open up a shop next door selling pickelhaubes and signed copies of the new Anne Widdecombe romance. We’ll see who’s laughing then. (View Post)

Chalamet is a male Keira Knightly. Great to look at, but ultimately insipid. Future generations will be confused as to why he had such a “moment”. (View Post)

Very interesting, but it doesn’t seem to have worked. Hopefully Russia collapses soon and takes it astroturfers with it. (View Post)

Please don’t talk about Bruno, no no. (View Post)

I am actually en route to the cinema to see a shit film with the kids. Regarding struggling cinemas, I blame poor product. The industry has been buggered by the twin forces of Covid and Marvel. Howev… (View Post)