Leon is 83, so that’s only one girlfriend every two years, roughly, removing the years of minority. (View Post)

The grass is always greener. But my single mates look at bit bloody lonely and desperate now, and when they come to my house it’s like some kind of sexual Scrooge has come to visit the chaste but con… (View Post)

My advice for 20 year old “socially akwards” is to focus on your career, and some suitably outdoorsy hobbies, and return to the “market” at 30. The market winnows pretty quickly. (View Post)

Wake me up when that lady wets herself. Wait, are we talking about the Tory Party Conference? (View Post)

Well, statistically it seems to be harder than you think. I blame the sweet dopamine hit of mobile phones, video gaming, and weed. All are “more fun” than going out and actually meeting someone. (View Post)