So have Spurs! (View Post)

He would need to own the paper shop to afford to do that now. (View Post)

If you lived in Macc and were going for a night out you would go to Manc. When Macc beat Crystal Palace all right thinking people cheered. Ergo Macc is in the north. (View Post)

When I suffered nosebleeds it was due to previously undiagnosed high blood pressure. You should get it checked, but drive carefully to the doctor’s. (View Post)

Or a postie’s van delivering to the cottage just round the blind bend. (View Post)