I like the cuts of their jibs. But I prefer making it clear in ADVANCE that if the voters do not choose wisely I will be upon them like a greased Martin Sheen. It's no good waving a rifle around in f… (View Post)

I have visited all the parallel universes, and I regret to tell you you are wrong. Speaking of parallel universes, I'm you. From the proper universe, not this bizarre alt-history corrupted version. I… (View Post)

It should be noted that the last time I flipped 3 tails in a row on a Wednesday when the President-elect's surname began with B, it was followed by a run of two heads and a tail. Portentous. (View Post)