Offering “motorboating with Penny” as an election bribe is probably the one way the Conservatives can still win this election. (View Post)

That's weird! He has exactly the same handwriting as our local Labour candidate whose identically designed leaflet popped through the door today! What are the chances of that, hey? (View Post)

It's fine apart from a really annoying habit of saying "Updating cards" and pausing about every 20th time you try to pay for something, which is a really stupid bit of UI given that yo… (View Post)

It's not even voodoo. It's a spoof. The account tweeting it is "LIGMA Poll". (View Post)

Presumably it still has to go through Ofcom compliance review, i.e. just to check that Our Nige hasn't gone on broadcast TV to announce that "Rishi Sunak rapes dogs". When ITV was stil… (View Post)