Shouldn't you lot be watching the Pageant? (View Post)

Aiui that is the point. All that will happen is that shopkeepers will be allowed to sell apples by the pound and jelly babies by the quarter. No-one is asking Ford to rejig all their machine tools fo… (View Post)

I've written to Priti Patel demanding a pardon for Dr Harold Shipman on the grounds he only murdered old crumblies who were already past their life expectancy. /s (View Post)

OT golf -- Rory McIlroy leads after the first round of the US PGA. Given he is usually a notoriously slow starter, does this mean he will win the thing? Rory is 3/1 to win the PGA, and 40/1 with most… (View Post)

This is not a comment. (View Post)