Hard labour in the jam butty mines. (View Post)

Prosecutor asked for 11 years, he's got off very lightly. (View Post)

Is Trump going to get the Nobel prize? FFS he is, isn't he? Go on, sort out Ukraine next, Donnie. (View Post)

Translation: Do not, under any circumstances, send Tony fucking Blair over here. (View Post)

I see we've reached the 'stating the bleeding obvious' part of the evening. Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV · 23m BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police say for the first time that they believe the Manchester … (View Post)