That's weird, as the Police have just turned up at his house, and his wife and child aren't in (observed by journalists). Wonder where they are? Durham seems too obvious. (View Post)

If nothing else, this shambles led to some very good jokes on UK Twitter, which hasn't enjoyed itself this much since the Cameron/Pig story. (View Post)

I see Classic Dom's played a blinder. Rang my Boris voting, Rishi-loving old mum earlier. She hasn't seen her children or grandchildren in months. She's abided by all the rules, and barely left the h… (View Post)

Bloody hell. This is grim. Best wishes to him and his family. (View Post)

You're like one of those old codgers who gets misty eyed about the Blitz, even though they weren't born until 1947. 'Eee, this pandemic isn't a patch on the Black Death, that were the big one'. :D (View Post)