https://twitter.com/helenpidd/status/1232387170243162115 (View Post)

Best thing I've heard in this dismal leadership contest. Is sanity about to return to the opposition benches? We could do with it. (View Post)

The only thing coming down the line is the runaway train of the Salmond trial, which could get very messy. (View Post)

Dear Americans, we might use tiny pencils and vote in plywood booths in village halls, but we had the whole damned election wrapped up by 7am, and the result called. (View Post)

Southerners. No true Lancastrian would have put Steak and Kidney Pudding that low down. (View Post)