Quite right. Flat vowels just sound better. I absolutely love going home, and hearing people ask for a Latt-ih (yes, we have coffee shops on the Lancs/West Yorks border, Stephen bloody Kinnock). (View Post)

Tracey Crouch giving a decent speech, Corbyn being a humourless pillock. Plus ca change... (View Post)

It's like when one of your friends gets a bad boyfriend/girlfriend. The friendship group see it, the family see it, you all try and reason with them over their poor choice. 'You don't know him/her li… (View Post)

As PB's resident Rochdalian in Scotland, I'm going to email Tony Lloyd and offer my services as SPAD until he inevitably gets binned off by the new leader. (View Post)

I like Waitrose, as it keeps the riffraff out of Booths. (View Post)