https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1237712519290073088 (View Post)

Bollocks. It's about managing peoples behaviour to minimise the *inevitable* peak. Going full on North Korea now would mean people were saying "sod this, I'm off to the pub anyway" at the w… (View Post)

Worst case there are tonnes of free newspapers around these days. Getting to wipe your derriere with Boris's gurning fizzog more than offsets the sub-optimal absorbency. (View Post)

Claggy (and it's cousin clarty) are sadly under-appreciated words. (View Post)

Presumably to make sure no Corbyn supporters would be on the list. https://twitter.com/jonwalker121/status/1234748677559848960 (View Post)