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@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell0
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Excellent cartoon by Marf.0
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Very funny Marf..0
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Brilliant marf I saw this earlier on twitter and retweeted0
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It was only on this website that I found out about the scale of grooming gangs of this demographic. There are dozens of them! From watching the main news channels, you'd only hear about Rotherham.SeanT said:fpt for isam
There was a case recently of two men convicted of rape and grooming - forget where but it had the same pattern: ethnicity, troubled white girls, late night takeaways, etc
What shocked me was the date of the crimes. 2014. AFTER Rotherham was all over the news.
It is still happening.
And btw that horrible white gang should have got life sentences. Clearly.
Now, work.
What I find most scary about them is that the girls involved were often raped by 50 or 60 men, yet only five or six get charged. It's alarming.0 -
In the words of Husdon from AliensTheScreamingEagles said:@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell
'Game over man, Game over'
That surely means Corbyn home and dry.0 -
One of Marf's best IMHO.0
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FPT..Maybe we should delay the brick banging until the very end of their sentences..something for them to look forward to..nothing is too good for the baby rapers..they would be the only prisoners ever to plead for longer sentences0
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I called it earlier. Corbyn wins this on the first round.Slackbladder said:
In the words of Husdon from AliensTheScreamingEagles said:@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell
'Game over man, Game over'
That surely means Corbyn home and dry.0 -
The question that should be asked now is how big his victory is.Slackbladder said:
In the words of Husdon from AliensTheScreamingEagles said:@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell
'Game over man, Game over'
That surely means Corbyn home and dry.0 -
You almost have to pinch yourself to believe this is really happening...Slackbladder said:
In the words of Husdon from AliensTheScreamingEagles said:@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell
'Game over man, Game over'
That surely means Corbyn home and dry.0 -
Yup Betfair is having some technical difficulties0
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Is it?TheScreamingEagles said:Yup Betfair is having some technical difficulties
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As Tom Harris said "playing politics on Easy"GIN1138 said:
You almost have to pinch yourself to believe this is really happening...Slackbladder said:
In the words of Husdon from AliensTheScreamingEagles said:@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell
'Game over man, Game over'
That surely means Corbyn home and dry.0 -
Will you please give those of us who find this surreal to take time to digest that the Labour Party is actually destroying itself courtesy of the incomers and a wilful blindness to reality.TheScreamingEagles said:
I called it earlier. Corbyn wins this on the first round.Slackbladder said:
In the words of Husdon from AliensTheScreamingEagles said:@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell
'Game over man, Game over'
That surely means Corbyn home and dry.
Not so much of your "yes well I called this ages ago..." please.0 -
Chinese military subterfuge reaches new heights (or depths...)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNmVQAKWIAAimlh.jpg0 -
For some users.isam said:
Is it?TheScreamingEagles said:Yup Betfair is having some technical difficulties
I have bet on every ball of the ODI no problem
https://twitter.com/BetfairHelpdesk/status/6423331943276216320 -
Low cunning there.Anorak said:
Chinese military subterfuge reaches new heights (or depths...)
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I've written a thread headlinedTOPPING said:
Will you please give those of us who find this surreal to take time to digest that the Labour Party is actually destroying itself courtesy of the incomers and a wilful blindness to reality.TheScreamingEagles said:
I called it earlier. Corbyn wins this on the first round.Slackbladder said:
In the words of Husdon from AliensTheScreamingEagles said:@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell
'Game over man, Game over'
That surely means Corbyn home and dry.
Not so much of your "yes well I called this ages ago..." please.
"Betting in an ever more bat shit crazy world"
Probably getting published either Saturday or Sunday0 -
From another perspective, there is a crumb of hope in that: instead of the crimes taking a decade or more to be discovered, yet alone taken to trial, they're being detected and convicted much quicker. Not only does that get some scum off the streets, but it sends a much stronger message to others who might commit these hideous crimes.SeanT said:fpt for isam
There was a case recently of two men convicted of rape and grooming - forget where but it had the same pattern: ethnicity, troubled white girls, late night takeaways, etc
What shocked me was the date of the crimes. 2014. AFTER Rotherham was all over the news.
It is still happening.
And btw that horrible white gang should have got life sentences. Clearly.
Now, work.
There will always be people who want to perform such acts. As iSam said on the previous thread, such crimes are compounded when authorities either allegedly (and I'm being very kind in saying that) turn a blind eye, as at Rotherham and elsewhere, or utterly muck up, as in the Myles Brasbury case.
Crimes in 2014, conviction in 2015 is better than crimes in 1997, conviction never.0 -
Ah maybe the API log in beats the glitchTheScreamingEagles said:
For some users.isam said:
Is it?TheScreamingEagles said:Yup Betfair is having some technical difficulties
I have bet on every ball of the ODI no problem
https://twitter.com/BetfairHelpdesk/status/6423331943276216320 -
Damn
MPs vote against enshrining right to die in British law, blocking second reading of Assisted Dying Bill by 212 majority in historic Commons vote
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BBC cock-up, or an amazing coincidence?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-34218343-1 -
Most amusing Marf – glad to see you back and on form.0
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Another excellent cartoon Marf.
When are the other results going to be announced?
Conference organising committee etc.0 -
Seems to be more about the stupidity of the general public and police, neither of which can distinguish a criminal from an actor pretending to be a criminal.JosiasJessop said:BBC cock-up, or an amazing coincidence?
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The xkcd book answers the question of what would happen to a submarine in space. Now, that really would be hiding it. Except people could find it easily ...Anorak said:Chinese military subterfuge reaches new heights (or depths...)
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Oh that's just so WTF WTF WTFJosiasJessop said:
BBC cock-up, or an amazing coincidence?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-342183430 -
Are you sure? To quote the much-missed Douglas Adams:JosiasJessop said:
The xkcd book answers the question of what would happen to a submarine in space. Now, that really would be hiding it. Except people could find it easily ...Anorak said:Chinese military subterfuge reaches new heights (or depths...)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNmVQAKWIAAimlh.jpg
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.0 -
Luke Akehurst @lukeakehurst 3 mins3 minutes ago
Turnout by section in London: Members 81%, Registered Supporters 92%, Affiliated Supporters 45%.
V high turnout for the registered supporters (which you would expect).0 -
Well, if the Chinese manage to get the submarine out of low-earth orbit ...Anorak said:
Are you sure? To quote the much-missed Douglas Adams:JosiasJessop said:
The xkcd book answers the question of what would happen to a submarine in space. Now, that really would be hiding it. Except people could find it easily ...Anorak said:Chinese military subterfuge reaches new heights (or depths...)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNmVQAKWIAAimlh.jpg
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
In low-Earth orbit, even amateurs can track secret craft:
http://www.universetoday.com/65338/amateur-astronomer-images-x37-b-space-plane-in-orbit/0 -
Perhaps they are setting up a panel to assess whether any of the punters have previously bet with other firms?TheScreamingEagles said:
For some users.isam said:
Is it?TheScreamingEagles said:Yup Betfair is having some technical difficulties
I have bet on every ball of the ODI no problem
https://twitter.com/BetfairHelpdesk/status/6423331943276216320 -
I remember one comment Mike made early on in the campaign, possibly after the first poll, when he said "it was a very difficult race to call", which was clearly wrong. It wasn't a difficult race to call at all: it was a difficult conclusion to comprehend.GIN1138 said:
You almost have to pinch yourself to believe this is really happening...Slackbladder said:
In the words of Husdon from AliensTheScreamingEagles said:@AndyComRes: Incredible breakdown of votes in Labour Mayoral. Among the £3 Registered Supporters, Diane Abbott beat Tessa Jowell
'Game over man, Game over'
That surely means Corbyn home and dry.
Oh, and on topic - Matt-esque.0 -
US propaganda at its worst. How can the deep blue sea possibly hide a yellow submarinePlato said:Low cunning there.
Anorak said:Chinese military subterfuge reaches new heights (or depths...)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNmVQAKWIAAimlh.jpg?
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I seem to remember making this joke earlier.
Good cartoon though.0 -
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2015/09/its-not-jeremy-corbyn-thats-going-kill-labour
But raw numbers tell a different story. 10 per cent turnout among affliated trade unionists who were automatically enrolled meant close to 200,000 votes. In the last mayoral selection, close to 24,000 affliate members voted. This time, it was just 9,875. Why does that matter?
Well, among other things, it suggests that if, as looks likely, the Conservatives pass the Trade Union Bill, we now have a clear idea just how many trade unionists will opt-in to paying into Labour's political funds: not very many at all.0 -
I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
Laugh at the stupidity of Labour, and they are stupid.
Or cry because there isn't likely to be any effective opposition, for some time to come.
Labour, the truly, deeply, stupid party.0 -
Did MPs have a vote in London Mayoral candidates in the past? And was Khan the most supported?Plato said:0 -
PB Seems to have gone into shock over this Khan thing..just wait until tomorrow..0
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A quiet afternoon on PB.
Is everyone in shock, or out buying popcorn for tomorrow’s second instalment of madness?
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SSC I believe some stores are offering bulk deliveries..0
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I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares with dead mice and mould - and even that isn't matching the WTF of Labour.SimonStClare said:
A quiet afternoon on PB.
Is everyone in shock, or out buying popcorn for tomorrow’s second instalment of madness?0 -
Laugh. There'll be plenty more to cry about later.....saddened said:I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
Laugh at the stupidity of Labour, and they are stupid.
Or cry because there isn't likely to be any effective opposition, for some time to come.
Labour, the truly, deeply, stupid party.0 -
I would be astounded if any of the other contestants or any of the current Shadow front bench accept a front bench position..0
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What we do know is not to consume popcorn and beer - the cautionary tale by @Alanbrooke was mostrichardDodd said:
SSC I believe some stores are offering bulk deliveries..
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The highlight of next week will be watching the Labour benches at PMQs. I'm curious to see what Cameron's tactics are: does he go for the kill or toy with the nutjob for a while.
If Corbyn does land a blow will Labour cheer him?
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I remember when the BBC interviewed Tessa straight after Ed was elected leader. Her first words were "Naturally I'm disappointed". Good way to get behind the new leader - not.
I am very pleased that she has failed to win the nomination.0 -
As a shadow cabinet member do you get paid more than just being an MP?0
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Despite the voting system, I still think UKIP should withdraw from the mayoralty election. Normal people may not understand and we can't risk Khan making London the New Harare0
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and even that isn't matching the WTF of Labour.
The stupefaction of the common or garden moderate labour MP can only be guessed at.
Either toe the line of the Dear Leader or.....defect....?
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Only the leader, and maybe the whip?blackburn63 said:As a shadow cabinet member do you get paid more than just being an MP?
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adrian mcmenamin @adrianmcmenamin 36m36 minutes ago
@lukeakehurst @hopisen @_IanMoss @DPJHodges Corbyn wins on 1st ballot with 53.8% share - just under 229,000 votes0 -
I think Cameron will be his usual self .. ..congratulations then answer the questions put to him..Corbyn will not need any help.. nor should he get it ... but watch out for some barbed stuff from the back benches..maybe even some from the Labour side..0
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Good afternoon, everyone.
Unorthodox theory: Labour has been paid a fortune to perform the most elaborate "What's the worst that could happen?" Dr. Pepper advert in history.0 -
Thanks, so if you decline an invitation to join the shadow cabinet it doesn't cost money.RobD said:
Only the leader, and maybe the whip?blackburn63 said:As a shadow cabinet member do you get paid more than just being an MP?
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The 5 Stages of Grief will be instructive. Most are still reeling from May 7th.
It'll be political PTSD.taffys said:and even that isn't matching the WTF of Labour.
The stupefaction of the common or garden moderate labour MP can only be guessed at.
Either toe the line of the Dear Leader or.....defect....?0 -
Let's say Corbyn gets elected tomorrow - and turns into a media horror show, with the Labour polling heading to low twenties. Corbyn is a dead man walking.
How much of that rubs off onto Khan? He will have been elected during the same clusterfuck brain fart....0 -
Her instinct was right though.SandyRentool said:I remember when the BBC interviewed Tessa straight after Ed was elected leader. Her first words were "Naturally I'm disappointed". Good way to get behind the new leader - not.
I am very pleased that she has failed to win the nomination.0 -
Prediction, or leaked results (wouldn't surprise me now!)bigjohnowls said:adrian mcmenamin @adrianmcmenamin 36m36 minutes ago
@lukeakehurst @hopisen @_IanMoss @DPJHodges Corbyn wins on 1st ballot with 53.8% share - just under 229,000 votes0 -
Neither, he's just reweighted the YouGov poll.RobD said:
Prediction, or leaked results (wouldn't surprise me now!)bigjohnowls said:adrian mcmenamin @adrianmcmenamin 36m36 minutes ago
@lukeakehurst @hopisen @_IanMoss @DPJHodges Corbyn wins on 1st ballot with 53.8% share - just under 229,000 votes0 -
It will have to be a redux: they already took Dr Pepper's shilling when they elected Ed Miliband....Morris_Dancer said:Good afternoon, everyone.
Unorthodox theory: Labour has been paid a fortune to perform the most elaborate "What's the worst that could happen?" Dr. Pepper advert in history.0 -
Huh? That's a very specific prediction - or else....bigjohnowls said:adrian mcmenamin @adrianmcmenamin 36m36 minutes ago
@lukeakehurst @hopisen @_IanMoss @DPJHodges Corbyn wins on 1st ballot with 53.8% share - just under 229,000 votes0 -
Corbyn dressed ready for the Cenotaph?
https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/6422840415852093440 -
It's his Back 2 Skool look.RodCrosby said:
Corbyn dressed ready for the Cenotaph?
https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/6422840415852093440 -
She sounds like a far better judge of character than the chap who won the nomination.SandyRentool said:I remember when the BBC interviewed Tessa straight after Ed was elected leader. Her first words were "Naturally I'm disappointed".
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It'll be political PTSD.
True. Thing is, after years of robotically mouthing the labour platitudes, scores of labour MPs are going to have to actually make a decision.
Delicious.
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Cons might be pleased if Jezza lasts at least until next summer.MarqueeMark said:Let's say Corbyn gets elected tomorrow - and turns into a media horror show, with the Labour polling heading to low twenties. Corbyn is a dead man walking.
How much of that rubs off onto Khan? He will have been elected during the same clusterfuck brain fart....
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Hide in plain unsightAnorak said:Chinese military subterfuge reaches new heights (or depths...)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNmVQAKWIAAimlh.jpg
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11858320/David-Cameron-Jeremy-Corbyn-is-unfit-to-lead-the-Labour-Party.html
"David Cameron: Jeremy Corbyn is unfit to lead the Labour Party
Prime Minister attacks left-wing candidate's criticism of Syrian drone strike and says: 'If you can’t make those decisions, you shouldn’t do the job.'"0 -
Mr. Taffys, perhaps.
Perhaps they'll convince themselves to wait for the polls to decline. During which time Corbyn appoints comrades to important posts and cements control.
Then mid-term blues show up, and they're loyal, because that's how Labour backbenchers roll.
And then it's too late to change.
Lib Dems and UKIP have, potentially, a great opportunity.0 -
Hmm, - after all the other cock-ups throughout the LL contest, failing to keep the final result secret should not surprise anyone.MarqueeMark said:
Huh? That's a very specific prediction - or else....bigjohnowls said:adrian mcmenamin @adrianmcmenamin 36m36 minutes ago
@lukeakehurst @hopisen @_IanMoss @DPJHodges Corbyn wins on 1st ballot with 53.8% share - just under 229,000 votes0 -
Doing his best to get the press onside.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/6423509107615334400 -
Policy question - both ZG an SK are now against Heathrow - are either in favour of Boris Island ?0
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Good one for a change Marf, however they voted it down. Sob!0
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I was thinking that very thought... "There's only one cock-up left to perform in this election....leak out the result early."SimonStClare said:
Hmm, - after all the other cock-ups throughout the LL contest, failing to keep the final result secret should not surprise anyone.MarqueeMark said:
Huh? That's a very specific prediction - or else....bigjohnowls said:adrian mcmenamin @adrianmcmenamin 36m36 minutes ago
@lukeakehurst @hopisen @_IanMoss @DPJHodges Corbyn wins on 1st ballot with 53.8% share - just under 229,000 votes
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!0 -
''And then it's too late to change''.
Blairites going in to bat for Corbyn craziness on telly?
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This will be the photo going on every labour candidates election literature, won't it?Plato said:It's his Back 2 Skool look.
RodCrosby said:Corbyn dressed ready for the Cenotaph?
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Still not certain Corbyn will win.
It feels very likely, but we can't be certain just yet.0 -
Sometimes life is the perfect cartoon, no doubt.
I still cannot believe it could be that bad, and won't until I see it happen.0 -
betfair
JC 1.06
YC 18
AB 46
LK 1000
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That won't happen Sam, UKIP must put in an appearance, although I will be voting for Zac myself; unless that is, UKIP comes up with a potential winner. Though I don't see it happening.isam said:Despite the voting system, I still think UKIP should withdraw from the mayoralty election. Normal people may not understand and we can't risk Khan making London the New Harare
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Ha! Well I was never a member of the party, I just come from a working class family that have voted Labour for generations that now see the Labour candidate for London wanting to put our children to the back of the queue because we are whitesurbiton said:
I can see why you are an ex-Labour Party member !isam said:Despite the voting system, I still think UKIP should withdraw from the mayoralty election. Normal people may not understand and we can't risk Khan making London the New Harare
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Look at that ugly, angry face.saddened said:Doing his best to get the press onside.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/642350910761533440
Nasty man who won't cope with the pressure. At some point he'll lose his temper publicly and in a spectacular way.0 -
No.TGOHF said:Policy question - both ZG an SK are now against Heathrow - are either in favour of Boris Island ?
ZG is in favour of Zac Island.
And SK is in favour of Khan Island.
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He looks too oddly like my father in law... *shudder*Plato said:It's his Back 2 Skool look.
RodCrosby said:Corbyn dressed ready for the Cenotaph?
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Poor Neil Kinnock
to lose your party once may be regarded as a misfortune to lose it twice looks like carelessnes0 -
RIP Labour.0
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But he never wanted the post. He's like a coach-potato who has been told by the Job Centre that he has to at least TRY to look for employment, so as a fuck-you, sends off his CV to a job for a brain surgeon. And because the other candidates are even more shite, gets a job as a brain surgeon.watford30 said:
Look at that ugly, angry face.saddened said:Doing his best to get the press onside.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/642350910761533440
Nasty man.
That would make your average coach-potato quite angry.0 -
Woof - this is probably horrendously politically incorrect but that is a stunning picture !!!0
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The endless circus of rallies with him heading the billing is about to end, I don't think he has a clue what LotO really means.watford30 said:
Look at that ugly, angry face.saddened said:Doing his best to get the press onside.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/642350910761533440
Nasty man.0 -
Its like the GE all over again, only worse. We cant let UKIP votes give Khan the keys to the Town HallMikeK said:
That won't happen Sam, UKIP must put in an appearance, although I will be voting for Zac myself; unless that is, UKIP comes up with a potential winner. Though I don't see it happening.isam said:Despite the voting system, I still think UKIP should withdraw from the mayoralty election. Normal people may not understand and we can't risk Khan making London the New Harare
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Surely Jezza didn't hit Crick on the head with pamphlet?watford30 said:
Look at that ugly, angry face.saddened said:Doing his best to get the press onside.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/642350910761533440
Nasty man.0 -
Why not vote UKIP 1 / Con 2?MikeK said:
That won't happen Sam, UKIP must put in an appearance, although I will be voting for Zac myself; unless that is, UKIP comes up with a potential winner. Though I don't see it happening.isam said:Despite the voting system, I still think UKIP should withdraw from the mayoralty election. Normal people may not understand and we can't risk Khan making London the New Harare
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For us oldies, I keep picturing the moment Dear Leader Corbyn is elected...air on a G string plays in the background..Tony Blair lights up a Hamlet...and smiles.MarqueeMark said:
It will have to be a redux: they already took Dr Pepper's shilling when they elected Ed Miliband....Morris_Dancer said:Good afternoon, everyone.
Unorthodox theory: Labour has been paid a fortune to perform the most elaborate "What's the worst that could happen?" Dr. Pepper advert in history.0 -
Indeed. The adoring crowds will soon make way for those more hostile and critical. Then he'll crack.Plato said:The endless circus of rallies with him heading the billing is about to end, I don't think he has a clue what LotO really means.
watford30 said:
Look at that ugly, angry face.saddened said:Doing his best to get the press onside.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/642350910761533440
Nasty man.0