The LDs would fancy their chances if Parish resigns – politicalbetting.com
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Regardless, for Young Farmers across the country he will forever beAndy_JS said:You get the feeling most of the cartoons tomorrow will include tractors.
"Legend....."0 -
Come on Watford!
Not bad. Yourself?CorrectHorseBattery said:Hey @dixiedean! How you doing Sir
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Honestly, at the risk of being thought frivolous, I'd love it if this guy said that no, he's not going to resign, why the hell should he when the PM has broken the law, lied to Parliament and sacrificed an aide who did nothing wrong, the porn was legal, he's not the only one in Parliament who has watched porn and how many of his accusers can say that they've never done the same etc.
Just to watch the level of spluttering sanctimonious hypocrisy that would follow, you understand.
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Oh fuck, I was looking at combine harvesters at work the other day. Could be a gateway into all sorts of trouble0
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The most damning element of Sir Keir and lager-gate was surely his choice of beverage. Amongst the bitter-supping Red Wallers, his reputation as a metropolitan continental-style elitist Remoaner is now irrevocably cemented.2
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It's a gateway drug to drinking scrumpy and listening to the Wurzels.solarflare said:Oh fuck, I was looking at combine harvesters at work the other day. Could be a gateway into all sorts of trouble
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PB - the love that dare not speak its name.mwadams said:
"I was looking for Political Betting and I accidentally clicked on a link that took me to GB News. I will be resigning immediately, and apologise for the shame I have brought to my family, friends, and, indeed, the Country."CarlottaVance said:2 -
Though reportedly that was indeed the real offence which led to his party removing any support - allowing suspicion to fall on colleagues by not fessing up immediately.Cyclefree said:Honestly, at the risk of being thought frivolous, I'd love it if this guy said that no, he's not going to resign, why the hell should he when the PM has broken the law, lied to Parliament and sacrificed an aide who did nothing wrong, the porn was legal, he's not the only one in Parliament who has watched porn and how many of his accusers can say that they've never done the same etc.
Just to watch the level of spluttering sanctimonious hypocrisy that would follow, you understand.0 -
I suppose we can no longer talk about "tractor stats" in the Commons...1
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And that is a gateway drug to Lib Dem conferences.williamglenn said:
It's a gateway drug to drinking scrumpy and listening to the Wurzels.solarflare said:Oh fuck, I was looking at combine harvesters at work the other day. Could be a gateway into all sorts of trouble
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IF I'd only realized how hot tractors can be, I would have joined the Future Farmers of America when I had the chance!
However, was NOT into becoming an animal's husband. Though the fact that FFA was famed for it's mastery of parliamentary procedure (Robert's Rule of Order) should have been plus for me.2 -
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Neil Parish MP is so full of hot air; I assume he's an ex-tractor fan.6
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I was going to sat I am a bitter man but I think my posting about SKS has already proved that!!Stark_Dawning said:The most damning element of Sir Keir and lager-gate was surely his choice of beverage. Amongst the bitter-supping Red Wallers, his reputation as a metropolitan continental-style elitist Remoaner is now irrevocably cemented.
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So why lie about it ? Because that’s how it looks. I think this is a nothing story and I resent my council tax being wasted on this crap but labour not being totally on the level abiut rayner being there looks poor.RochdalePioneers said:
"It was LEGAL for her to be there. It was not legal for your wife to be there" as one exampleGardenwalker said:
I’m not following this as closely as I should.IshmaelZ said:
If they were remotely competent they would have corrected the mistake. No downside. As it is phatboi will present it as a lie at pmq and his MPs will bray their heads offRochdalePioneers said:
About what? AIUI a spokesperson was asked a question at the time and gave the wrong answer. Its only become a "lie" now because of the attempt to create a scandal. But as a legal campaigning event it doesn't matter if she was there or not because legally she could be.IshmaelZ said:
Why lie about it?RochdalePioneers said:Meanwhile the attempted pile-on on Twitter to try and remove Starmer / Raynor has been funny.
"Why haven't the police investigated" - they have
"It was illegal" - posting documents showing it was legal
"Where did they stay" - ignoring that hotels were open
And eventually we get to the truth - "its unfair on Boris"
Do have to laugh though. "Its a work event" accepted without question with the PM's fiance there by teh same people now screeching on Twitter about "conspiracies"
But I wondered if the spokesman’s original denial (“she wasn’t there”) was strictly accurate in the sense that Rayner was not in the room when Keir had his beer, and only looks slightly misleading in hindsight.
If Boris wants to use this as “lie”, let him.
His word is worthless, and if Keir has any competence he’ll find an appropriate response.0 -
Where’s @TheScreamingEagles this thread is crying out for his stepmoms.1
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Monster farming toys dot com?Chris said:So has anyone worked out what porn website has a very similar name to a website about tractors?
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Brazzers.StillWaters said:
Monster farming toys dot com?Chris said:So has anyone worked out what porn website has a very similar name to a website about tractors?
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You went straight from school to retirement?Daveyboy1961 said:OT
Before I retired from school I remember trying to access PB in my lunchtime and getting blocked by the firewall. I then had to go cap in hand to the head explaining that it may have had betting in the title but I was there for the politics.2 -
I'm sure Boris has watched porn in Parliament.Cyclefree said:Honestly, at the risk of being thought frivolous, I'd love it if this guy said that no, he's not going to resign, why the hell should he when the PM has broken the law, lied to Parliament and sacrificed an aide who did nothing wrong, the porn was legal, he's not the only one in Parliament who has watched porn and how many of his accusers can say that they've never done the same etc.
Just to watch the level of spluttering sanctimonious hypocrisy that would follow, you understand.0 -
I've got no skin in this particular game. Have read somewhere that the "was Rayner there" question was about a very specific part of it. And she wasn't. So they said no. So its only a lie depending on what the question was.Taz said:
So why lie about it ? Because that’s how it looks. I think this is a nothing story and I resent my council tax being wasted on this crap but labour not being totally on the level abiut rayner being there looks poor.RochdalePioneers said:
"It was LEGAL for her to be there. It was not legal for your wife to be there" as one exampleGardenwalker said:
I’m not following this as closely as I should.IshmaelZ said:
If they were remotely competent they would have corrected the mistake. No downside. As it is phatboi will present it as a lie at pmq and his MPs will bray their heads offRochdalePioneers said:
About what? AIUI a spokesperson was asked a question at the time and gave the wrong answer. Its only become a "lie" now because of the attempt to create a scandal. But as a legal campaigning event it doesn't matter if she was there or not because legally she could be.IshmaelZ said:
Why lie about it?RochdalePioneers said:Meanwhile the attempted pile-on on Twitter to try and remove Starmer / Raynor has been funny.
"Why haven't the police investigated" - they have
"It was illegal" - posting documents showing it was legal
"Where did they stay" - ignoring that hotels were open
And eventually we get to the truth - "its unfair on Boris"
Do have to laugh though. "Its a work event" accepted without question with the PM's fiance there by teh same people now screeching on Twitter about "conspiracies"
But I wondered if the spokesman’s original denial (“she wasn’t there”) was strictly accurate in the sense that Rayner was not in the room when Keir had his beer, and only looks slightly misleading in hindsight.
If Boris wants to use this as “lie”, let him.
His word is worthless, and if Keir has any competence he’ll find an appropriate response.
What we do know is that regardless of which people labour had legally up there campaigning, its not remotely equivalent to what has been going on in Downing Street. No matter how many times the Tories try and ramp it.1 -
Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).0
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Paging @TheScreamingEagles to the threadSean_F said:Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
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Sounds like your 'friends' are ploughing a lonely furrow.Sean_F said:Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
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[has a look] What the hell is wrong with Americans?Sean_F said:Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
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Working on a Sex Farm.Northern_Al said:
Sounds like your 'friends' are ploughing a lonely furrow.Sean_F said:Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
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Warburton's constituency likewise maybe.0
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‘Has a look’ purely for research ?RochdalePioneers said:
[has a look] What the hell is wrong with Americans?Sean_F said:Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
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Parish must be a JCB fan
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You must be gutted that he's so far aheadbigjohnowls said:
I was going to sat I am a bitter man but I think my posting about SKS has already proved that!!Stark_Dawning said:The most damning element of Sir Keir and lager-gate was surely his choice of beverage. Amongst the bitter-supping Red Wallers, his reputation as a metropolitan continental-style elitist Remoaner is now irrevocably cemented.
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Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL0
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"It was accidental after looking for tractors" is the most staggering justification in the history of politics. Not just British politics. Any politics.
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You are having a fight with yourself. Labour have some nothing substantively wrong. They have been presentationally grossly incompetent. The end.RochdalePioneers said:
I've got no skin in this particular game. Have read somewhere that the "was Rayner there" question was about a very specific part of it. And she wasn't. So they said no. So its only a lie depending on what the question was.Taz said:
So why lie about it ? Because that’s how it looks. I think this is a nothing story and I resent my council tax being wasted on this crap but labour not being totally on the level abiut rayner being there looks poor.RochdalePioneers said:
"It was LEGAL for her to be there. It was not legal for your wife to be there" as one exampleGardenwalker said:
I’m not following this as closely as I should.IshmaelZ said:
If they were remotely competent they would have corrected the mistake. No downside. As it is phatboi will present it as a lie at pmq and his MPs will bray their heads offRochdalePioneers said:
About what? AIUI a spokesperson was asked a question at the time and gave the wrong answer. Its only become a "lie" now because of the attempt to create a scandal. But as a legal campaigning event it doesn't matter if she was there or not because legally she could be.IshmaelZ said:
Why lie about it?RochdalePioneers said:Meanwhile the attempted pile-on on Twitter to try and remove Starmer / Raynor has been funny.
"Why haven't the police investigated" - they have
"It was illegal" - posting documents showing it was legal
"Where did they stay" - ignoring that hotels were open
And eventually we get to the truth - "its unfair on Boris"
Do have to laugh though. "Its a work event" accepted without question with the PM's fiance there by teh same people now screeching on Twitter about "conspiracies"
But I wondered if the spokesman’s original denial (“she wasn’t there”) was strictly accurate in the sense that Rayner was not in the room when Keir had his beer, and only looks slightly misleading in hindsight.
If Boris wants to use this as “lie”, let him.
His word is worthless, and if Keir has any competence he’ll find an appropriate response.
What we do know is that regardless of which people labour had legally up there campaigning, its not remotely equivalent to what has been going on in Downing Street. No matter how many times the Tories try and ramp it.3 -
Slugger O'Toole - South Down Constituency Profile – Assembly Elections 2022 [5 seats]
https://www.sluggerotoole.com/
The tactical voting by some unionists and others for the SDLP in South Down, which boosted the nationalist share at Westminster elections, appears to have disappeared by 2019.
South Down is another one of those places where candidates from outside of the constituency’s main parties sometimes win significant numbers of votes. In the 2019 Local Government elections, these would have been worth a full quota. . . .
SF and SDLP votes are divided between their candidates in the same proportions as 2017.
There is also one Independent standing, Patrick Clarke, a former Slieve Croob Independent Councillor, previously of Alliance and before that the SDLP.
All three of my projections agree that there would be 2 SF and 1 SDLP Safe seats. Beyond that, there are quite a range of possibilities.
The Central projection has Alliance also Safe, with the final seat being either the UUP or DUP with equally Good possibilities.
One of the other projections also has Alliance Safe with the UUP and DUP both having a Good possibility of taking the final seat.
In the third projection, there would come a point at which the second SDLP, Alliance and UUP candidates would be likely to be very close, with one of them facing elimination. If the second SDLP is unlucky the final two seats go to Alliance and the UUP. If the UUP exits then they go to Alliance and the DUP, and if Alliance falls out then the second SDLP and the UUP have them.
On none of these projections does the TUV get a look in. Unless, of course, the controversies surrounding the DUP candidate selection and the public backing of the TUV candidate by Jim Wells persuade a substantial proportion of DUP voters to switch. Seems unlikely, but nevertheless one to watch.
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May your wagers always prosper! AND may your tractors always start!!2 -
Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:0 -
Evertonians bitting their nails ?dixiedean said:Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:0 -
Let’s assume (big assumption) that the LDs can take T&H.
They are starting to build up seats which will require defending, but will likely be lost in any subsequent election. I think they will lose North Salop, and while I think they can keep A&C, it will be expensive to hold.
Good tactics, but some loss of strategic position.0 -
Everton, prepare for the Championship!0
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That’s page three of the Mail On Sunday sorted https://twitter.com/MattChorley/status/1520430590616612864/photo/12
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Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Evertonians bitting their nails ?dixiedean said:Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:0 -
Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegationNorthern_Al said:
Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Evertonians bitting their nails ?dixiedean said:Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:0 -
"Neil, what first attractored you to looking at porn at work?"Scott_xP said:That’s page three of the Mail On Sunday sorted https://twitter.com/MattChorley/status/1520430590616612864/photo/1
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Been saying we're going down since January.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Evertonians bitting their nails ?dixiedean said:Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:
Had 10 points after 4 games. 14 after 7.
But for that we'd be down already.1 -
Watford have been down for weeks.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegationNorthern_Al said:
Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Evertonians bitting their nails ?dixiedean said:Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:0 -
It's quite interesting to hear (from @NickPalmer, who offers great insights into parliamentary life) that the HOC chamber is basically causing mass boredom, as MP's catch up with their emails, play Candy Crush, or (as the latest extreme example) browse tractor porn. And its hardly surprising therefore that so many debates there are so sparsely attended. It's probably time for an update. I doubt that MPs during the era of Palmerston captivating the House with 3 hour speeches had 500 emails to catch up on. I am all for preserving tradition, but to preserve them, they must evolve.
I am not sure what the answer is, not being experienced or interested enough in parliament to have a view, but we probably need something like a 20/20 version of parliament. Speeches in most cases should probably be strictly time-limited, and there needs to be more point in participating. Perhaps we need more votes - the technology is there for voting by waving order papers, rather than trooping through a lobby at the end. I say this as a means to preserve the relevancy of the debating chambers of the Lords and Commons rather than to trash their traditions.3 -
Not statistically but looks near certainThomasNashe said:
Watford have been down for weeks.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegationNorthern_Al said:
Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Evertonians bitting their nails ?dixiedean said:Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:0 -
SO where oh where is Leon today? My own guess is that he's headed for New Orleans, at least eventually.
IF so, recommend that he check out this legendary Louisiana seafood restaurant, located at Pass Manchac which connects Lake Pontchartrain to the west and Lake Maurepas to the east.
https://middendorfsrestaurant.com/
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OGH is going to be a happy bunny tonite!Big_G_NorthWales said:
Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegationNorthern_Al said:
Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Evertonians bitting their nails ?dixiedean said:Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:0 -
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Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! WbuTaz said:Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL
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Yes, but the tractors are merely there for decoration, they're not actually participating.Sean_F said:Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
So I'm told.0 -
Bizarrely on topic (sort of)...
I have spent the day bashing behind a Tractor. I am about to bash behind a pair of Tractors double headed. After that they will be top and tail.
Diesel Gala at the Great Central Railway!2 -
What key Lib Dem target seats is North Shropshire really going to be diverting attention from?Gardenwalker said:Let’s assume (big assumption) that the LDs can take T&H.
They are starting to build up seats which will require defending, but will likely be lost in any subsequent election. I think they will lose North Salop, and while I think they can keep A&C, it will be expensive to hold.
Good tactics, but some loss of strategic position.
To be honest, there's no serious downside to winning by-elections as it adds to credibility and there is some chance of defending. The one exception may be Eastleigh when Huhne resigned - it wrongly convinced the Lib Dems they had more hope of defending marginals in 2015 than they did - they should have been abandoning defences they continued long after it was realistic.5 -
We've been down for months! 😡😡😡😡😡Big_G_NorthWales said:
Not statistically but looks near certainThomasNashe said:
Watford have been down for weeks.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegationNorthern_Al said:
Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.Big_G_NorthWales said:
Evertonians bitting their nails ?dixiedean said:Not sure Parliament would
Quite enough indeed.londonpubman said:0 -
Depends if they've got big equipment attachedPeter_the_Punter said:
Yes, but the tractors are merely there for decoration, they're not actually participating.Sean_F said:Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
So I'm told.1 -
WutIshmaelZ said:Fuck I am disappointed by starmer and Rayner. Even if they were genuinely mistaken when they made the statement she wasn't there she must have read it and said yes I fucking was. Their USP for me began and ended with: not liars. Turns out they are, and stupid with it
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I'd imagine the agricultural machinery tends to get Massey.Peter_the_Punter said:
Yes, but the tractors are merely there for decoration, they're not actually participating.Sean_F said:Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
So I'm told.2 -
Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! WbuTaz said:Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL
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Poor old Everton. 😂0
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I wish....kjh said:
You went straight from school to retirement?Daveyboy1961 said:OT
Before I retired from school I remember trying to access PB in my lunchtime and getting blocked by the firewall. I then had to go cap in hand to the head explaining that it may have had betting in the title but I was there for the politics.
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So Parish is now gone. An interesting by-election awaits.0
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It's so unbelievable it's almost believable again.rottenborough said:
(((Dan Hodges)))
@DPJHodges
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"It was accidental after looking for tractors" is the most staggering justification in the history of politics. Not just British politics. Any politics.
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Lucky makes some good points, though yours truly & others can (and would) quibble re: details, in general he's correct.
Note that in the first century and more of Congress, members of both Senate and House did NOT have assigned offices OR staff. But they DID have desks in their respective chambers, and used them to work on their correspondence, read reports and newspapers, etc. etc. when the body was in session.
When the US House expanded to point it could NOT accommodate sufficient desks for all the members, they were removed and seating similar to House of Commons installed.
US Senators still have desks in the Senate chamber in addition to their offices. In deed, the desks have been passed down through the decades. For example:
> Daniel Webster desk = now Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH)
> Henry Clay desk = now Rand Paul (R-KY)
> Jefferson Davis desk = now Roger Wicker (R-MS)
> John C Calhoun desk = now Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
> Strom Thurmond desk = now Charles Grassley (R-IA)
Note that by tradition (sometimes rather recent) the first four are assigned to senior senators from states indicated. As for Strom's desk, it is associated with his (in)famous filibuster against Civil Rights Act, in part because he carved “spoke 24 hrs. 18 min. from this desk in 1957” on it.
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PsephologyHub?kle4 said:
I used to get that every about every other page when trying to access PB, which seemed very strange, so wondered if maybe it was actually triggering some kind of obscenity filer when words like shit, fuck or psephology came up.Daveyboy1961 said:OT
Before I retired from school I remember trying to access PB in my lunchtime and getting blocked by the firewall. I then had to go cap in hand to the head explaining that it may have had betting in the title but I was there for the politics.
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Fan tradition though I am you are right there's clearly little point to most time spent in the Chamber and thats bad.Luckyguy1983 said:It's quite interesting to hear (from @NickPalmer, who offers great insights into parliamentary life) that the HOC chamber is basically causing mass boredom, as MP's catch up with their emails, play Candy Crush, or (as the latest extreme example) browse tractor porn. And its hardly surprising therefore that so many debates there are so sparsely attended. It's probably time for an update. I doubt that MPs during the era of Palmerston captivating the House with 3 hour speeches had 500 emails to catch up on. I am all for preserving tradition, but to preserve them, they must evolve.
I am not sure what the answer is, not being experienced or interested enough in parliament to have a view, but we probably need something like a 20/20 version of parliament. Speeches in most cases should probably be strictly time-limited, and there needs to be more point in participating. Perhaps we need more votes - the technology is there for voting by waving order papers, rather than trooping through a lobby at the end. I say this as a means to preserve the relevancy of the debating chambers of the Lords and Commons rather than to trash their traditions.0 -
I seem to vaguely remember an old Frankie Boyle Mock The Week segment about the...interesting excuses politicians came up with for explaining to the public why they'd done drugs - "oh it was rubbed onto me by a passing tramp" (or something like that).rottenborough said:
(((Dan Hodges)))
@DPJHodges
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"It was accidental after looking for tractors" is the most staggering justification in the history of politics. Not just British politics. Any politics.
https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1520403500399738881
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Pure pornography...SandyRentool said:Bizarrely on topic (sort of)...
I have spent the day bashing behind a Tractor. I am about to bash behind a pair of Tractors double headed. After that they will be top and tail.
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Clearly one of them felt their position would end up less defensible. The others broke a law but I'm willing to bet most people at some point broke the ridiculous forced domestic imprisonment regime of 2020-21, e.g. unnecessary runs outside or visits to shops.Taz said:
It’s insane. He was accused of something. Not found guilty, broke no laws, yet but pressured to resign and has.IanB2 said:So Parish is now gone. An interesting by-election awaits.
Bojo and Sunak broke the law and yet hang on.0 -
Tractor porn:
sounds very Massey.5 -
I’m sure they did, I did, but then they weren’t responsible for the laws.EPG said:
Clearly one of them felt their position would end up less defensible. The others broke a law but I'm willing to bet most people at some point broke the ridiculous forced domestic imprisonment regime of 2020-21, e.g. unnecessary runs outside or visits to shops.Taz said:
It’s insane. He was accused of something. Not found guilty, broke no laws, yet but pressured to resign and has.IanB2 said:So Parish is now gone. An interesting by-election awaits.
Bojo and Sunak broke the law and yet hang on.0 -
Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.
BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.3 -
Perfect weather for it! What we drinkingTaz said:
Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! WbuTaz said:Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL
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I'm thinking if he had honour he wouldn't have been tossing himself off in the chamber.CorrectHorseBattery said:Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.
BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.
It's for mass debating not masturbating.0 -
At the moment Beavertown Heavy Gravity IPA. from sainsburys.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Perfect weather for it! What we drinkingTaz said:
Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! WbuTaz said:Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL
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IF your's truly ever makes it into the US Senate (do NOT bet on it!) then would want to be assigned to desk once occupied by one of WA State's greatest senators: Henry (Scoop) Jackson or Warren (Maggie) Magnuson.
OR desk once assigned to Robert C Byrd of West Virginia, Paul Simon of Illinois or George Norris of Nebraska. Two of my favorite senators, albeit for different reasons.0 -
He was accused of watching it not cracking one out to it.ydoethur said:
I'm thinking if he had honour he wouldn't have been tossing himself off in the chamber.CorrectHorseBattery said:Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.
BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.
It's for mass debating not masturbating.0 -
There are times it's hard to tell the difference.Taz said:
He was accused of watching it not cracking one out to it.ydoethur said:
I'm thinking if he had honour he wouldn't have been tossing himself off in the chamber.CorrectHorseBattery said:Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.
BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.
It's for mass debating not masturbating.0 -
Guzzling brew named "Beavertown" sounds problematic under current circumstances. Have you no shame?Taz said:
At the moment Beavertown Heavy Gravity IPA. from sainsburys.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Perfect weather for it! What we drinkingTaz said:
Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! WbuTaz said:Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL
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Harrowing..MarqueeMark said:
He could no longer plough on....kle4 said:
Yes, the accidental explanation was possible to begin with, but it makes no difference if you then accept you went back for seconds.nico679 said:Lmao ! He initially accidentally found the porn on a tractor website and then went back for more !
One time you might get away with this , the second time looks very stupid .0 -
You can’t beat a day in the mountains. Says the dog…
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Sense from current tread, that this parliamentary "tug of war" is beginning to lose some traction?0
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They only have a dozen seats (give or take). They could legitimately aspire to a dozen, maybe 20 more. Brutal focus is critical.SirNorfolkPassmore said:
What key Lib Dem target seats is North Shropshire really going to be diverting attention from?Gardenwalker said:Let’s assume (big assumption) that the LDs can take T&H.
They are starting to build up seats which will require defending, but will likely be lost in any subsequent election. I think they will lose North Salop, and while I think they can keep A&C, it will be expensive to hold.
Good tactics, but some loss of strategic position.
To be honest, there's no serious downside to winning by-elections as it adds to credibility and there is some chance of defending. The one exception may be Eastleigh when Huhne resigned - it wrongly convinced the Lib Dems they had more hope of defending marginals in 2015 than they did - they should have been abandoning defences they continued long after it was realistic.0 -
Ishmael off on one.CorrectHorseBattery said:
WutIshmaelZ said:Fuck I am disappointed by starmer and Rayner. Even if they were genuinely mistaken when they made the statement she wasn't there she must have read it and said yes I fucking was. Their USP for me began and ended with: not liars. Turns out they are, and stupid with it
His logic’s gone skewy.0 -
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Nope. I guess not 😂SeaShantyIrish2 said:
Guzzling brew named "Beavertown" sounds problematic under current circumstances. Have you no shame?Taz said:
At the moment Beavertown Heavy Gravity IPA. from sainsburys.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Perfect weather for it! What we drinkingTaz said:
Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! WbuTaz said:Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL
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Is it hard ?ydoethur said:
There are times it's hard to tell the difference.Taz said:
He was accused of watching it not cracking one out to it.ydoethur said:
I'm thinking if he had honour he wouldn't have been tossing himself off in the chamber.CorrectHorseBattery said:Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.
BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.
It's for mass debating not masturbating.
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I am surprised that Fabricant hasn't come out with a talking head video suggesting that teachers are often to be found having one off the wrist at morning break. Anaesthesiologists have to while away the time while the real doctors are doing the operation.3
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I am not convinced that the slang usage of 'beaver' in the UK/US is quite the same (see also fanny, fag, rubber).SeaShantyIrish2 said:
Guzzling brew named "Beavertown" sounds problematic under current circumstances. Have you no shame?Taz said:
At the moment Beavertown Heavy Gravity IPA. from sainsburys.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Perfect weather for it! What we drinkingTaz said:
Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.CorrectHorseBattery said:
Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! WbuTaz said:Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL
At least historically (see PG Wodehouse), the slang meaning of 'beaver' in the UK was 'a bearded man'.
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Please don't give the stupid bastard any more ideas...mwadams said:I am surprised that Fabricant hasn't come out with a talking head video suggesting that teachers are often to be found having one off the wrist at morning break. Anaesthesiologists have to while away the time while the real doctors are doing the operation.
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It's a real shame one of the Lords Spiritual hasn't been caught doing this.
Just so I could make a joke about bashing the bishop.5 -
I mitre guessed you would think of that.Casino_Royale said:It's a real shame one of the Lords Spiritual hasn't been caught doing this.
Just so I could make a joke about bashing the bishop.1
