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  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 52,486
    Andy_JS said:

    You get the feeling most of the cartoons tomorrow will include tractors.

    Regardless, for Young Farmers across the country he will forever be

    "Legend....."
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,386
    Come on Watford!

    Hey @dixiedean! How you doing Sir

    Not bad. Yourself?
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 42,737
    IshmaelZ said:

    Chris said:

    So has anyone worked out what porn website has a very similar name to a website about tractors?

    I just hope his wife isn't working on a John Deere letter to him
    Definitely one of the better shafts of wit on PB this year.
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,705
    Oh fuck, I was looking at combine harvesters at work the other day. Could be a gateway into all sorts of trouble
  • Stark_DawningStark_Dawning Posts: 9,677
    The most damning element of Sir Keir and lager-gate was surely his choice of beverage. Amongst the bitter-supping Red Wallers, his reputation as a metropolitan continental-style elitist Remoaner is now irrevocably cemented.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 51,504

    Oh fuck, I was looking at combine harvesters at work the other day. Could be a gateway into all sorts of trouble

    It's a gateway drug to drinking scrumpy and listening to the Wurzels.
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    mwadams said:

    "I was looking for Political Betting and I accidentally clicked on a link that took me to GB News. I will be resigning immediately, and apologise for the shame I have brought to my family, friends, and, indeed, the Country."
    PB - the love that dare not speak its name.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 70,940
    Cyclefree said:

    Honestly, at the risk of being thought frivolous, I'd love it if this guy said that no, he's not going to resign, why the hell should he when the PM has broken the law, lied to Parliament and sacrificed an aide who did nothing wrong, the porn was legal, he's not the only one in Parliament who has watched porn and how many of his accusers can say that they've never done the same etc.

    Just to watch the level of spluttering sanctimonious hypocrisy that would follow, you understand.

    Though reportedly that was indeed the real offence which led to his party removing any support - allowing suspicion to fall on colleagues by not fessing up immediately.
  • FoxyFoxy Posts: 48,574
    I suppose we can no longer talk about "tractor stats" in the Commons...
  • EPGEPG Posts: 6,651

    Oh fuck, I was looking at combine harvesters at work the other day. Could be a gateway into all sorts of trouble

    It's a gateway drug to drinking scrumpy and listening to the Wurzels.
    And that is a gateway drug to Lib Dem conferences.
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    IF I'd only realized how hot tractors can be, I would have joined the Future Farmers of America when I had the chance!

    However, was NOT into becoming an animal's husband. Though the fact that FFA was famed for it's mastery of parliamentary procedure (Robert's Rule of Order) should have been plus for me.
  • londonpubmanlondonpubman Posts: 3,639
    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
  • bigjohnowlsbigjohnowls Posts: 22,652

    The most damning element of Sir Keir and lager-gate was surely his choice of beverage. Amongst the bitter-supping Red Wallers, his reputation as a metropolitan continental-style elitist Remoaner is now irrevocably cemented.

    I was going to sat I am a bitter man but I think my posting about SKS has already proved that!!
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328

    IshmaelZ said:

    IshmaelZ said:

    Meanwhile the attempted pile-on on Twitter to try and remove Starmer / Raynor has been funny.

    "Why haven't the police investigated" - they have
    "It was illegal" - posting documents showing it was legal
    "Where did they stay" - ignoring that hotels were open
    And eventually we get to the truth - "its unfair on Boris"

    Why lie about it?
    About what? AIUI a spokesperson was asked a question at the time and gave the wrong answer. Its only become a "lie" now because of the attempt to create a scandal. But as a legal campaigning event it doesn't matter if she was there or not because legally she could be.

    Do have to laugh though. "Its a work event" accepted without question with the PM's fiance there by teh same people now screeching on Twitter about "conspiracies"
    If they were remotely competent they would have corrected the mistake. No downside. As it is phatboi will present it as a lie at pmq and his MPs will bray their heads off
    I’m not following this as closely as I should.

    But I wondered if the spokesman’s original denial (“she wasn’t there”) was strictly accurate in the sense that Rayner was not in the room when Keir had his beer, and only looks slightly misleading in hindsight.

    If Boris wants to use this as “lie”, let him.
    His word is worthless, and if Keir has any competence he’ll find an appropriate response.
    "It was LEGAL for her to be there. It was not legal for your wife to be there" as one example
    So why lie about it ? Because that’s how it looks. I think this is a nothing story and I resent my council tax being wasted on this crap but labour not being totally on the level abiut rayner being there looks poor.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    Where’s @TheScreamingEagles this thread is crying out for his stepmoms.
  • kjhkjh Posts: 11,773
    IshmaelZ said:

    Chris said:

    So has anyone worked out what porn website has a very similar name to a website about tractors?

    I just hope his wife isn't working on a John Deere letter to him
    An excellent pun wasted on me as I had to look it up.
  • StillWatersStillWaters Posts: 8,194
    Chris said:

    So has anyone worked out what porn website has a very similar name to a website about tractors?

    Monster farming toys dot com?
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328

    Chris said:

    So has anyone worked out what porn website has a very similar name to a website about tractors?

    Monster farming toys dot com?
    Brazzers.
  • kjhkjh Posts: 11,773

    OT
    Before I retired from school I remember trying to access PB in my lunchtime and getting blocked by the firewall. I then had to go cap in hand to the head explaining that it may have had betting in the title but I was there for the politics.

    You went straight from school to retirement?
  • Sean_FSean_F Posts: 37,290
    Cyclefree said:

    Honestly, at the risk of being thought frivolous, I'd love it if this guy said that no, he's not going to resign, why the hell should he when the PM has broken the law, lied to Parliament and sacrificed an aide who did nothing wrong, the porn was legal, he's not the only one in Parliament who has watched porn and how many of his accusers can say that they've never done the same etc.

    Just to watch the level of spluttering sanctimonious hypocrisy that would follow, you understand.

    I'm sure Boris has watched porn in Parliament.
  • Taz said:

    IshmaelZ said:

    IshmaelZ said:

    Meanwhile the attempted pile-on on Twitter to try and remove Starmer / Raynor has been funny.

    "Why haven't the police investigated" - they have
    "It was illegal" - posting documents showing it was legal
    "Where did they stay" - ignoring that hotels were open
    And eventually we get to the truth - "its unfair on Boris"

    Why lie about it?
    About what? AIUI a spokesperson was asked a question at the time and gave the wrong answer. Its only become a "lie" now because of the attempt to create a scandal. But as a legal campaigning event it doesn't matter if she was there or not because legally she could be.

    Do have to laugh though. "Its a work event" accepted without question with the PM's fiance there by teh same people now screeching on Twitter about "conspiracies"
    If they were remotely competent they would have corrected the mistake. No downside. As it is phatboi will present it as a lie at pmq and his MPs will bray their heads off
    I’m not following this as closely as I should.

    But I wondered if the spokesman’s original denial (“she wasn’t there”) was strictly accurate in the sense that Rayner was not in the room when Keir had his beer, and only looks slightly misleading in hindsight.

    If Boris wants to use this as “lie”, let him.
    His word is worthless, and if Keir has any competence he’ll find an appropriate response.
    "It was LEGAL for her to be there. It was not legal for your wife to be there" as one example
    So why lie about it ? Because that’s how it looks. I think this is a nothing story and I resent my council tax being wasted on this crap but labour not being totally on the level abiut rayner being there looks poor.
    I've got no skin in this particular game. Have read somewhere that the "was Rayner there" question was about a very specific part of it. And she wasn't. So they said no. So its only a lie depending on what the question was.

    What we do know is that regardless of which people labour had legally up there campaigning, its not remotely equivalent to what has been going on in Downing Street. No matter how many times the Tories try and ramp it.
  • Sean_FSean_F Posts: 37,290
    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    Paging @TheScreamingEagles to the thread
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,340
    Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    Sounds like your 'friends' are ploughing a lonely furrow.
  • Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    [has a look] What the hell is wrong with Americans?
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 95,994
    Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    I will have to keep a look out next visit.
  • Sean_FSean_F Posts: 37,290

    Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    Sounds like your 'friends' are ploughing a lonely furrow.
    Working on a Sex Farm.
  • alednamalednam Posts: 186
    Warburton's constituency likewise maybe.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328

    Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    [has a look] What the hell is wrong with Americans?
    ‘Has a look’ purely for research ?
  • Parish must be a JCB fan

    Just Caught Bashing
  • The most damning element of Sir Keir and lager-gate was surely his choice of beverage. Amongst the bitter-supping Red Wallers, his reputation as a metropolitan continental-style elitist Remoaner is now irrevocably cemented.

    I was going to sat I am a bitter man but I think my posting about SKS has already proved that!!
    You must be gutted that he's so far ahead
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 62,616

    (((Dan Hodges)))
    @DPJHodges
    ·
    1h
    "It was accidental after looking for tractors" is the most staggering justification in the history of politics. Not just British politics. Any politics.

    https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1520403500399738881
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830

    Taz said:

    IshmaelZ said:

    IshmaelZ said:

    Meanwhile the attempted pile-on on Twitter to try and remove Starmer / Raynor has been funny.

    "Why haven't the police investigated" - they have
    "It was illegal" - posting documents showing it was legal
    "Where did they stay" - ignoring that hotels were open
    And eventually we get to the truth - "its unfair on Boris"

    Why lie about it?
    About what? AIUI a spokesperson was asked a question at the time and gave the wrong answer. Its only become a "lie" now because of the attempt to create a scandal. But as a legal campaigning event it doesn't matter if she was there or not because legally she could be.

    Do have to laugh though. "Its a work event" accepted without question with the PM's fiance there by teh same people now screeching on Twitter about "conspiracies"
    If they were remotely competent they would have corrected the mistake. No downside. As it is phatboi will present it as a lie at pmq and his MPs will bray their heads off
    I’m not following this as closely as I should.

    But I wondered if the spokesman’s original denial (“she wasn’t there”) was strictly accurate in the sense that Rayner was not in the room when Keir had his beer, and only looks slightly misleading in hindsight.

    If Boris wants to use this as “lie”, let him.
    His word is worthless, and if Keir has any competence he’ll find an appropriate response.
    "It was LEGAL for her to be there. It was not legal for your wife to be there" as one example
    So why lie about it ? Because that’s how it looks. I think this is a nothing story and I resent my council tax being wasted on this crap but labour not being totally on the level abiut rayner being there looks poor.
    I've got no skin in this particular game. Have read somewhere that the "was Rayner there" question was about a very specific part of it. And she wasn't. So they said no. So its only a lie depending on what the question was.

    What we do know is that regardless of which people labour had legally up there campaigning, its not remotely equivalent to what has been going on in Downing Street. No matter how many times the Tories try and ramp it.
    You are having a fight with yourself. Labour have some nothing substantively wrong. They have been presentationally grossly incompetent. The end.
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    edited April 2022
    Slugger O'Toole - South Down Constituency Profile – Assembly Elections 2022 [5 seats]

    https://www.sluggerotoole.com/

    The tactical voting by some unionists and others for the SDLP in South Down, which boosted the nationalist share at Westminster elections, appears to have disappeared by 2019.

    South Down is another one of those places where candidates from outside of the constituency’s main parties sometimes win significant numbers of votes. In the 2019 Local Government elections, these would have been worth a full quota. . . .

    SF and SDLP votes are divided between their candidates in the same proportions as 2017.

    There is also one Independent standing, Patrick Clarke, a former Slieve Croob Independent Councillor, previously of Alliance and before that the SDLP.

    All three of my projections agree that there would be 2 SF and 1 SDLP Safe seats. Beyond that, there are quite a range of possibilities.

    The Central projection has Alliance also Safe, with the final seat being either the UUP or DUP with equally Good possibilities.

    One of the other projections also has Alliance Safe with the UUP and DUP both having a Good possibility of taking the final seat.

    In the third projection, there would come a point at which the second SDLP, Alliance and UUP candidates would be likely to be very close, with one of them facing elimination. If the second SDLP is unlucky the final two seats go to Alliance and the UUP. If the UUP exits then they go to Alliance and the DUP, and if Alliance falls out then the second SDLP and the UUP have them.

    On none of these projections does the TUV get a look in. Unless, of course, the controversies surrounding the DUP candidate selection and the public backing of the TUV candidate by Jim Wells persuade a substantial proportion of DUP voters to switch. Seems unlikely, but nevertheless one to watch.

    SSI: Mountains of Mourne - Don McLean [written by Percy French]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4-zYE0jqQ
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    To PBers of every color, creed, ideology & sanity level -

    May your wagers always prosper! AND may your tractors always start!!
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,386
    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
  • dixiedean said:

    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
    Evertonians bitting their nails ?
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 21,295
    Let’s assume (big assumption) that the LDs can take T&H.

    They are starting to build up seats which will require defending, but will likely be lost in any subsequent election. I think they will lose North Salop, and while I think they can keep A&C, it will be expensive to hold.

    Good tactics, but some loss of strategic position.
  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331
    Everton, prepare for the Championship!
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 35,955
    That’s page three of the Mail On Sunday sorted https://twitter.com/MattChorley/status/1520430590616612864/photo/1
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,340

    dixiedean said:

    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
    Evertonians bitting their nails ?
    Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.
  • dixiedean said:

    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
    Evertonians bitting their nails ?
    Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.
    Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegation
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 8,340
    Scott_xP said:

    That’s page three of the Mail On Sunday sorted https://twitter.com/MattChorley/status/1520430590616612864/photo/1

    "Neil, what first attractored you to looking at porn at work?"
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,386
    edited April 2022

    dixiedean said:

    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
    Evertonians bitting their nails ?
    Been saying we're going down since January.
    Had 10 points after 4 games. 14 after 7.
    But for that we'd be down already.
  • ThomasNasheThomasNashe Posts: 5,331

    dixiedean said:

    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
    Evertonians bitting their nails ?
    Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.
    Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegation
    Watford have been down for weeks.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 28,356
    It's quite interesting to hear (from @NickPalmer, who offers great insights into parliamentary life) that the HOC chamber is basically causing mass boredom, as MP's catch up with their emails, play Candy Crush, or (as the latest extreme example) browse tractor porn. And its hardly surprising therefore that so many debates there are so sparsely attended. It's probably time for an update. I doubt that MPs during the era of Palmerston captivating the House with 3 hour speeches had 500 emails to catch up on. I am all for preserving tradition, but to preserve them, they must evolve.

    I am not sure what the answer is, not being experienced or interested enough in parliament to have a view, but we probably need something like a 20/20 version of parliament. Speeches in most cases should probably be strictly time-limited, and there needs to be more point in participating. Perhaps we need more votes - the technology is there for voting by waving order papers, rather than trooping through a lobby at the end. I say this as a means to preserve the relevancy of the debating chambers of the Lords and Commons rather than to trash their traditions.
  • dixiedean said:

    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
    Evertonians bitting their nails ?
    Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.
    Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegation
    Watford have been down for weeks.
    Not statistically but looks near certain
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    SO where oh where is Leon today? My own guess is that he's headed for New Orleans, at least eventually.

    IF so, recommend that he check out this legendary Louisiana seafood restaurant, located at Pass Manchac which connects Lake Pontchartrain to the west and Lake Maurepas to the east.

    https://middendorfsrestaurant.com/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchac,_Louisiana
  • dixiedean said:

    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
    Evertonians bitting their nails ?
    Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.
    Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegation
    OGH is going to be a happy bunny tonite!
  • Scott_xP said:

    Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    Cornhub
    Youcorn
  • londonpubmanlondonpubman Posts: 3,639
    Sorry @dixiedean I did warn you!

    That's why we are going down 😡
  • Taz said:

    Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL

    Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! Wbu
  • Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    Yes, but the tractors are merely there for decoration, they're not actually participating.

    So I'm told.
  • SandyRentoolSandyRentool Posts: 22,005
    Bizarrely on topic (sort of)...

    I have spent the day bashing behind a Tractor. I am about to bash behind a pair of Tractors double headed. After that they will be top and tail.

    Diesel Gala at the Great Central Railway!
  • londonpubmanlondonpubman Posts: 3,639

    dixiedean said:

    Not sure Parliament would

    dixiedean said:

    Come on Watford!

    👍

    Plenty of time for us to throw it away!

    👍
    Quite enough indeed.
    Evertonians bitting their nails ?
    Leeds fans too. We need to stuff Man City shortly, should be easy enough.
    Burnley wining at Watford is a big result for them and puts Watford in real danger of relegation
    Watford have been down for weeks.
    Not statistically but looks near certain
    We've been down for months! 😡😡😡😡😡
  • Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    Yes, but the tractors are merely there for decoration, they're not actually participating.

    So I'm told.
    Depends if they've got big equipment attached
  • IshmaelZ said:

    Fuck I am disappointed by starmer and Rayner. Even if they were genuinely mistaken when they made the statement she wasn't there she must have read it and said yes I fucking was. Their USP for me began and ended with: not liars. Turns out they are, and stupid with it

    Wut
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 28,356

    Sean_F said:

    Tractor Porn is actually a thing on Pornhub (so friends tell me).

    Yes, but the tractors are merely there for decoration, they're not actually participating.

    So I'm told.
    I'd imagine the agricultural machinery tends to get Massey.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328

    Taz said:

    Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL

    Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! Wbu
    Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    Poor old Everton. 😂
  • Daveyboy1961Daveyboy1961 Posts: 3,883
    kjh said:

    OT
    Before I retired from school I remember trying to access PB in my lunchtime and getting blocked by the firewall. I then had to go cap in hand to the head explaining that it may have had betting in the title but I was there for the politics.

    You went straight from school to retirement?
    I wish....
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 49,849
    So Parish is now gone. An interesting by-election awaits.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 95,994


    (((Dan Hodges)))
    @DPJHodges
    ·
    1h
    "It was accidental after looking for tractors" is the most staggering justification in the history of politics. Not just British politics. Any politics.

    https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1520403500399738881

    It's so unbelievable it's almost believable again.
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    Lucky makes some good points, though yours truly & others can (and would) quibble re: details, in general he's correct.

    Note that in the first century and more of Congress, members of both Senate and House did NOT have assigned offices OR staff. But they DID have desks in their respective chambers, and used them to work on their correspondence, read reports and newspapers, etc. etc. when the body was in session.

    When the US House expanded to point it could NOT accommodate sufficient desks for all the members, they were removed and seating similar to House of Commons installed.

    US Senators still have desks in the Senate chamber in addition to their offices. In deed, the desks have been passed down through the decades. For example:
    > Daniel Webster desk = now Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH)
    > Henry Clay desk = now Rand Paul (R-KY)
    > Jefferson Davis desk = now Roger Wicker (R-MS)
    > John C Calhoun desk = now Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
    > Strom Thurmond desk = now Charles Grassley (R-IA)

    Note that by tradition (sometimes rather recent) the first four are assigned to senior senators from states indicated. As for Strom's desk, it is associated with his (in)famous filibuster against Civil Rights Act, in part because he carved “spoke 24 hrs. 18 min. from this desk in 1957” on it.

    https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/81967/hot-seats-5-famous-senate-desks
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    IanB2 said:

    So Parish is now gone. An interesting by-election awaits.

    It’s insane. He was accused of something. Not found guilty, broke no laws, yet but pressured to resign and has.

    Bojo and Sunak broke the law and yet hang on.

  • Daveyboy1961Daveyboy1961 Posts: 3,883
    kle4 said:

    OT
    Before I retired from school I remember trying to access PB in my lunchtime and getting blocked by the firewall. I then had to go cap in hand to the head explaining that it may have had betting in the title but I was there for the politics.

    I used to get that every about every other page when trying to access PB, which seemed very strange, so wondered if maybe it was actually triggering some kind of obscenity filer when words like shit, fuck or psephology came up.
    PsephologyHub?
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 95,994

    It's quite interesting to hear (from @NickPalmer, who offers great insights into parliamentary life) that the HOC chamber is basically causing mass boredom, as MP's catch up with their emails, play Candy Crush, or (as the latest extreme example) browse tractor porn. And its hardly surprising therefore that so many debates there are so sparsely attended. It's probably time for an update. I doubt that MPs during the era of Palmerston captivating the House with 3 hour speeches had 500 emails to catch up on. I am all for preserving tradition, but to preserve them, they must evolve.

    I am not sure what the answer is, not being experienced or interested enough in parliament to have a view, but we probably need something like a 20/20 version of parliament. Speeches in most cases should probably be strictly time-limited, and there needs to be more point in participating. Perhaps we need more votes - the technology is there for voting by waving order papers, rather than trooping through a lobby at the end. I say this as a means to preserve the relevancy of the debating chambers of the Lords and Commons rather than to trash their traditions.

    Fan tradition though I am you are right there's clearly little point to most time spent in the Chamber and thats bad.
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,705


    (((Dan Hodges)))
    @DPJHodges
    ·
    1h
    "It was accidental after looking for tractors" is the most staggering justification in the history of politics. Not just British politics. Any politics.

    https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1520403500399738881

    I seem to vaguely remember an old Frankie Boyle Mock The Week segment about the...interesting excuses politicians came up with for explaining to the public why they'd done drugs - "oh it was rubbed onto me by a passing tramp" (or something like that).

    This tractor thing is certainly in that sort of territory.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 71,337

    Bizarrely on topic (sort of)...

    I have spent the day bashing behind a Tractor. I am about to bash behind a pair of Tractors double headed. After that they will be top and tail.

    Diesel Gala at the Great Central Railway!

    Pure pornography...
  • EPGEPG Posts: 6,651
    Taz said:

    IanB2 said:

    So Parish is now gone. An interesting by-election awaits.

    It’s insane. He was accused of something. Not found guilty, broke no laws, yet but pressured to resign and has.

    Bojo and Sunak broke the law and yet hang on.

    Clearly one of them felt their position would end up less defensible. The others broke a law but I'm willing to bet most people at some point broke the ridiculous forced domestic imprisonment regime of 2020-21, e.g. unnecessary runs outside or visits to shops.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    EPG said:

    Taz said:

    IanB2 said:

    So Parish is now gone. An interesting by-election awaits.

    It’s insane. He was accused of something. Not found guilty, broke no laws, yet but pressured to resign and has.

    Bojo and Sunak broke the law and yet hang on.

    Clearly one of them felt their position would end up less defensible. The others broke a law but I'm willing to bet most people at some point broke the ridiculous forced domestic imprisonment regime of 2020-21, e.g. unnecessary runs outside or visits to shops.
    I’m sure they did, I did, but then they weren’t responsible for the laws.
  • Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.

    BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.
  • Taz said:

    Taz said:

    Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL

    Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! Wbu
    Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.
    Perfect weather for it! What we drinking
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 71,337

    Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.

    BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.

    I'm thinking if he had honour he wouldn't have been tossing himself off in the chamber.

    It's for mass debating not masturbating.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328

    Taz said:

    Taz said:

    Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL

    Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! Wbu
    Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.
    Perfect weather for it! What we drinking
    At the moment Beavertown Heavy Gravity IPA. from sainsburys.
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    IF your's truly ever makes it into the US Senate (do NOT bet on it!) then would want to be assigned to desk once occupied by one of WA State's greatest senators: Henry (Scoop) Jackson or Warren (Maggie) Magnuson.

    OR desk once assigned to Robert C Byrd of West Virginia, Paul Simon of Illinois or George Norris of Nebraska. Two of my favorite senators, albeit for different reasons.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    ydoethur said:

    Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.

    BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.

    I'm thinking if he had honour he wouldn't have been tossing himself off in the chamber.

    It's for mass debating not masturbating.
    He was accused of watching it not cracking one out to it.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 71,337
    Taz said:

    ydoethur said:

    Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.

    BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.

    I'm thinking if he had honour he wouldn't have been tossing himself off in the chamber.

    It's for mass debating not masturbating.
    He was accused of watching it not cracking one out to it.
    There are times it's hard to tell the difference.
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    Taz said:

    Taz said:

    Taz said:

    Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL

    Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! Wbu
    Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.
    Perfect weather for it! What we drinking
    At the moment Beavertown Heavy Gravity IPA. from sainsburys.
    Guzzling brew named "Beavertown" sounds problematic under current circumstances. Have you no shame?
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 41,924

    kle4 said:

    nico679 said:

    Lmao ! He initially accidentally found the porn on a tractor website and then went back for more !

    One time you might get away with this , the second time looks very stupid .

    Yes, the accidental explanation was possible to begin with, but it makes no difference if you then accept you went back for seconds.
    He could no longer plough on....
    Harrowing..
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 17,559
    Sense from current tread, that this parliamentary "tug of war" is beginning to lose some traction?
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 21,295

    Let’s assume (big assumption) that the LDs can take T&H.

    They are starting to build up seats which will require defending, but will likely be lost in any subsequent election. I think they will lose North Salop, and while I think they can keep A&C, it will be expensive to hold.

    Good tactics, but some loss of strategic position.

    What key Lib Dem target seats is North Shropshire really going to be diverting attention from?

    To be honest, there's no serious downside to winning by-elections as it adds to credibility and there is some chance of defending. The one exception may be Eastleigh when Huhne resigned - it wrongly convinced the Lib Dems they had more hope of defending marginals in 2015 than they did - they should have been abandoning defences they continued long after it was realistic.
    They only have a dozen seats (give or take). They could legitimately aspire to a dozen, maybe 20 more. Brutal focus is critical.
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 21,295

    IshmaelZ said:

    Fuck I am disappointed by starmer and Rayner. Even if they were genuinely mistaken when they made the statement she wasn't there she must have read it and said yes I fucking was. Their USP for me began and ended with: not liars. Turns out they are, and stupid with it

    Wut
    Ishmael off on one.
    His logic’s gone skewy.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/uk-news/boris-johnson-schoolboy-haircut-scissors-23833142?fbclid=IwAR0RxNTJ-pImVQgHQX_4moHGhU0f4Ia3KjQvbHCKmjvG8bL_IMDXI0qQi-w

    Taz said:

    Taz said:

    Taz said:

    Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL

    Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! Wbu
    Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.
    Perfect weather for it! What we drinking
    At the moment Beavertown Heavy Gravity IPA. from sainsburys.
    Guzzling brew named "Beavertown" sounds problematic under current circumstances. Have you no shame?
    Nope. I guess not 😂
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,328
    ydoethur said:

    Taz said:

    ydoethur said:

    Parish has some honour, not a lot but some.

    BoJo and Sunak, none. Pathetic.

    I'm thinking if he had honour he wouldn't have been tossing himself off in the chamber.

    It's for mass debating not masturbating.
    He was accused of watching it not cracking one out to it.
    There are times it's hard to tell the difference.
    Is it hard ?

    I guess that’s what matters.
  • mwadamsmwadams Posts: 3,582
    edited April 2022
    I am surprised that Fabricant hasn't come out with a talking head video suggesting that teachers are often to be found having one off the wrist at morning break. Anaesthesiologists have to while away the time while the real doctors are doing the operation.
  • YBarddCwscYBarddCwsc Posts: 7,172

    Taz said:

    Taz said:

    Taz said:

    Good afternoon @CorrectHorseBattery hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday weekend. We’re watching the IPL

    Hey there Taz, yes feeling good been for a 10K run today and now having some roast chicken! Wbu
    Yeah, we’re good. Visiting family and watching the cricket with a beer. Glorious weather too. Healthy option for meal tonight. Doner kebab and chips.
    Perfect weather for it! What we drinking
    At the moment Beavertown Heavy Gravity IPA. from sainsburys.
    Guzzling brew named "Beavertown" sounds problematic under current circumstances. Have you no shame?
    I am not convinced that the slang usage of 'beaver' in the UK/US is quite the same (see also fanny, fag, rubber).

    At least historically (see PG Wodehouse), the slang meaning of 'beaver' in the UK was 'a bearded man'.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 71,337
    mwadams said:

    I am surprised that Fabricant hasn't come out with a talking head video suggesting that teachers are often to be found having one off the wrist at morning break. Anaesthesiologists have to while away the time while the real doctors are doing the operation.

    Please don't give the stupid bastard any more ideas...
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 70,940
    Taz said:

    IanB2 said:

    So Parish is now gone. An interesting by-election awaits.

    It’s insane. He was accused of something. Not found guilty, broke no laws, yet but pressured to resign and has.

    Bojo and Sunak broke the law and yet hang on.

    That’s what their backbenchers have decided.
    That is all.
  • ydoethurydoethur Posts: 71,337

    It's a real shame one of the Lords Spiritual hasn't been caught doing this.

    Just so I could make a joke about bashing the bishop.

    I mitre guessed you would think of that.
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