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The Catalan crisis has been simmering for years. It is also a lot more complex than most reporting would suggest. As things reach boiling point, a resolution may only be possible once Spain’s ruling PP leave power, says Joff Wild

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Mariano Rajoy should be cut in half, slowly, diagonally, by Mongolian throat-singers using finely-sharpened frozen-solid slices of gherkin as cutting tools. The other reactionary members of the Rajoy junta in Madrid should be tied tightly together with lengths of blue string, forced to stand in the middle of a muddy field, and bombarded by old peasant-women using catapults to throw tennis-ball-sized frozen-solid lumps of lemon juice at them, until they confess to their aggressive anti-diversity anti-democracy crimes. Then, the Spanish parliament should legislate to change the Spanish constitution, allow Catalonia to have a referendum on independence, and then there should be a referendum on independence, and the Catalonia should become independent.