Labour SNP coalition or Lab minority with an SNP and/or LD enhanced confidence/supply arrangement, possibly headed by Burnham, Johnson or Cooper as PM
Cameron out & the tories to lurch right and blame everything on europe/scots/etc
A general election Greengasm, with the greens topping 13% at some point in the campaign. They'll win precisely 3 seats - Brighton, Norwich S & Bristol W.
UKIP to get 12% of the vote and 2 or 3 seats, including Carswell but not Farage.
Scottish labour to win 10 or less Scottish seats.
Jo Swinson and Danny Alexander to hold their seats. Clegg out, Swinson to become next LD leader.
OGH not to make much money on the election. (I'm sorry, I really hope you do Mike, but a couple of weeks ago you sold the SNP at 21 on SPIN. Tonight the spread was 28.5-30.5)
Isam to lose ost of his PB UKIP bets.
Antifrank to make a packet out of the election.
Tim to return to PB
PB server to go tits up on election night.
Umm, I think that is all
Happy new year everyone
If Ukip get 12% I am very unlikely to lose on my PB bets as almost half are on Ukip to get 10%+ at 6/4
What should I do now? Have another mug of lemonade? Or a mug of tea? Or eat another crag of bisps? Sing a national anthem, perhaps? Watch a film? Watch another 1 or 2 episodes of the Chronicles of Narnia from 1990? Go to bed early and start my statistics for 2015? I am so indecisive so far in 2015. There is only one thing of which I am stone cold certain, which is that I will vote for Gavin Barwell to be re-elected in Croydon Central on 7th May.
Fear of flying Welcome aboard In-flight announcements are not entirely truthful. What might an honest one sound like?
“GOOD morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are delighted to welcome you aboard Veritas Airways, the airline that tells it like it is. Please ensure that your seat belt is fastened, your seat back is upright and your tray-table is stowed. At Veritas Airways, your safety is our first priority. Actually, that is not quite true: if it were, our seats would be rear-facing, like those in military aircraft, since they are safer in the event of an emergency landing. But then hardly anybody would buy our tickets and we would go bust.
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Think positive and a happy new year I guess though.
Also cool Queen tribute by Adam Lambert!
Nostradamus has left the building.
Happy new year
May I be the first to say:
Tory Maj nailed on
Reckless is a TPD exmp2b
Ed is crap and is not PM
Jack's Arse is THE gold standard
Ave It 2015
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DddMEVUySE
http://www.economist.com/node/7884654?fsrc=scn/tw/eoy14/ar/welcomeaboard
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Welcome aboard
In-flight announcements are not entirely truthful. What might an honest one sound like?
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