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It’s Kemi Badenough for the Tories as they sink to third – politicalbetting.com

SystemSystem Posts: 12,212
edited December 17 in General
It’s Kemi Badenough for the Tories as they sink to third – politicalbetting.com

I suspect for the new few months (if not years) we might see three parties oscillate in the polls given how close the top three are.

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  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 72,166
    New thread already ?
  • IanB2IanB2 Posts: 50,143
    lol. Second, like the Tories if they are lucky
  • numbertwelvenumbertwelve Posts: 6,916
    Yes it feels like it’s going to be like this for a while at least. The big question is whether Reform will manage keep up the momentum to surge into the lead in 2025, and if so whose vote they’ll cannibalise more.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 72,166
    Lacking in Kemistry.
  • numbertwelvenumbertwelve Posts: 6,916
    Also while the Tories enjoy leads (however small) in some polls, Badenoch is safe right now. The same is true of Starmer. So talk of ditching leaders is exceptionally premature right now.

    If we see significant changes in 2025 (eg the Tories slipping back to low 20s, Reform into low 30s), then we’ll see more pressure. But not now.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,956
    Nigelb said:

    Lacking in Kemistry.

    That's very good.
  • TazTaz Posts: 14,956

    Yes it feels like it’s going to be like this for a while at least. The big question is whether Reform will manage keep up the momentum to surge into the lead in 2025, and if so whose vote they’ll cannibalise more.

    I do think it is a mistake to see them as lapsed Tories as they draw their vote from a range of parties and in many areas they are strong against Labour and have taken votes from them, especially in the red wall like where I live.
  • Also while the Tories enjoy leads (however small) in some polls, Badenoch is safe right now. The same is true of Starmer. So talk of ditching leaders is exceptionally premature right now.

    If we see significant changes in 2025 (eg the Tories slipping back to low 20s, Reform into low 30s), then we’ll see more pressure. But not now.

    There is 4 plus years to go and I just cannot see a change in the leaders for sometime, if at all

    The locals so far have been good for the conservatives and lib dems, but the real test is coming in May 2026 with the Welsh and Scottish elections for the Senedd and Holyrood
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 57,591

    Also while the Tories enjoy leads (however small) in some polls, Badenoch is safe right now. The same is true of Starmer. So talk of ditching leaders is exceptionally premature right now.

    If we see significant changes in 2025 (eg the Tories slipping back to low 20s, Reform into low 30s), then we’ll see more pressure. But not now.

    I think next year's locals will be very interesting: can Reform make inroads, grab some councils, and get some significant on the ground strength? (And can it follow that with decent management of said councils...)

    The opportunity has never been greater for them, but at the same time there's risk here: a failure to establish a foothold, and the story of the night being big Conservative gains, and then it's that little bit harder for them.
  • Big_G_NorthWalesBig_G_NorthWales Posts: 63,598
    edited December 12
    This could be very important

    Trump anti Ukraine using missiles fired into Russia

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/donald-trump-vladimir-putin-war-ukraine-russia-end-missiles-b1199674.html
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,792
    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.
  • numbertwelvenumbertwelve Posts: 6,916
    rcs1000 said:

    Also while the Tories enjoy leads (however small) in some polls, Badenoch is safe right now. The same is true of Starmer. So talk of ditching leaders is exceptionally premature right now.

    If we see significant changes in 2025 (eg the Tories slipping back to low 20s, Reform into low 30s), then we’ll see more pressure. But not now.

    I think next year's locals will be very interesting: can Reform make inroads, grab some councils, and get some significant on the ground strength? (And can it follow that with decent management of said councils...)

    The opportunity has never been greater for them, but at the same time there's risk here: a failure to establish a foothold, and the story of the night being big Conservative gains, and then it's that little bit harder for them.
    Aren’t the locals the same ones fought at Peak Boris though? So some Tory losses are likely I think?

    It feels like it’s a night that might be perfectly set up for a Tory/Labour losses, Reform gains result.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 42,630
    edited December 12

    I'm convinced now that the Tories' best strategy is not to follow the Jenrick path of out-reforming Reform and instead aiming to outflank Labour and the Lib Dems as the sensible choice of the professional class while Reform go after the working class Labour vote.

    If they dump Badenoch, they should go for a Hunt-type figure.

    They probably need Johnson back if they want to make serious inroads into the Reform vote. Otherwise you might be right.

    Another point I'd make is that for all their low polling Labour's position is structurally strong and will remain so for as long as there is no serious threat to the left of them. If the economy does ok, the NHS gets better, immigration comes down, some housing gets built, and the gilt market retains confidence, I make them clear favs for a 2nd term.

    Then there's the Trump factor. Just as his win is blowing a bubble for the national populist right so his implosion will pop it. And he will implode. There's nothing more certain than that.
  • kjhkjh Posts: 11,932
    rcs1000 said:

    Also while the Tories enjoy leads (however small) in some polls, Badenoch is safe right now. The same is true of Starmer. So talk of ditching leaders is exceptionally premature right now.

    If we see significant changes in 2025 (eg the Tories slipping back to low 20s, Reform into low 30s), then we’ll see more pressure. But not now.

    I think next year's locals will be very interesting: can Reform make inroads, grab some councils, and get some significant on the ground strength? (And can it follow that with decent management of said councils...)

    The opportunity has never been greater for them, but at the same time there's risk here: a failure to establish a foothold, and the story of the night being big Conservative gains, and then it's that little bit harder for them.
    I'm sure they will win quite a few seats, but I can't see them winning councils. Is there anywhere where they have a ground game across an authority to do that? If there is then ok its possible, but I am not aware of it.

    Conservatives are defending good results on this round of elections, but Labour are doing so badly that possibly the Tories will do ok, but a lot of these are County elections and I suspect the Tories are going to lose quite a few seats to the LDs in these.

    I expect the Tories to lose Surrey for only the 2nd time in the history of Surrey CC. I think there is a chance of the LDs taking control (although a much longer chance than the Tories losing it). If they do it will be the first time.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 42,630
    Taz said:

    Yes it feels like it’s going to be like this for a while at least. The big question is whether Reform will manage keep up the momentum to surge into the lead in 2025, and if so whose vote they’ll cannibalise more.

    I do think it is a mistake to see them as lapsed Tories as they draw their vote from a range of parties and in many areas they are strong against Labour and have taken votes from them, especially in the red wall like where I live.
    Not lapsed Tories as such but I bet most of them voted Con in 2019 - seeing it as a vote for Boris/Brexit.
  • DumbosaurusDumbosaurus Posts: 812
    edited December 12
    This is all just ridiculous. We've very likely got years to go till anything happens GE-wise and Kier can win it too.

    If anyone or anything becomes too short in any UK political market - and that includes Nige atm - just lay it. But bear in mind if you're doing the next PM you may be waiting a decade or more for collection in worst case, so ensure you're happy to keep on playing the market that long to build up a healthy book!
  • david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,834
    kinabalu said:

    Taz said:

    Yes it feels like it’s going to be like this for a while at least. The big question is whether Reform will manage keep up the momentum to surge into the lead in 2025, and if so whose vote they’ll cannibalise more.

    I do think it is a mistake to see them as lapsed Tories as they draw their vote from a range of parties and in many areas they are strong against Labour and have taken votes from them, especially in the red wall like where I live.
    Not lapsed Tories as such but I bet most of them voted Con in 2019 - seeing it as a vote for Boris/Brexit.
    Perhaps - though that's something of a false baseline as it will be the only time in their life that they did vote Conservative for a lot. Which is itself another marker of the dealignment of, and deidentification with, party.

    One test in my neck of the woods two local by-elections today: one in Featherstone, outside Wakefield, and one in Dodworth, outside Barnsley. Both have strong Lab-Ref swing potential.
  • david_herdsondavid_herdson Posts: 17,834
    kjh said:

    rcs1000 said:

    Also while the Tories enjoy leads (however small) in some polls, Badenoch is safe right now. The same is true of Starmer. So talk of ditching leaders is exceptionally premature right now.

    If we see significant changes in 2025 (eg the Tories slipping back to low 20s, Reform into low 30s), then we’ll see more pressure. But not now.

    I think next year's locals will be very interesting: can Reform make inroads, grab some councils, and get some significant on the ground strength? (And can it follow that with decent management of said councils...)

    The opportunity has never been greater for them, but at the same time there's risk here: a failure to establish a foothold, and the story of the night being big Conservative gains, and then it's that little bit harder for them.
    I'm sure they will win quite a few seats, but I can't see them winning councils. Is there anywhere where they have a ground game across an authority to do that? If there is then ok its possible, but I am not aware of it.

    Conservatives are defending good results on this round of elections, but Labour are doing so badly that possibly the Tories will do ok, but a lot of these are County elections and I suspect the Tories are going to lose quite a few seats to the LDs in these.

    I expect the Tories to lose Surrey for only the 2nd time in the history of Surrey CC. I think there is a chance of the LDs taking control (although a much longer chance than the Tories losing it). If they do it will be the first time.
    Reform are really not that interested in local government and rightly eschew the 'bandwagon effect', both because it's not a strategy they could deliver even if they were interested in it, but more importantly, it's a bad strategy anyway for a party which wants to be the opposition to mainstream politics.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 56,476

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,668
    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,668

    I'm convinced now that the Tories' best strategy is not to follow the Jenrick path of out-reforming Reform and instead aiming to outflank Labour and the Lib Dems as the sensible choice of the professional class while Reform go after the working class Labour vote.

    If they dump Badenoch, they should go for a Hunt-type figure.

    I agree, but they won't.

    Hunt is dry and properly Tory, but he'll be seen as Wet/Remainery type and won't get through the members.
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,668
    Leon said:

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
    She's a thinker/bit of a wonk, slightly lazy, and has a very clear comfort zone.

    Not enough for LOTO. She's getting outgunned by Farage.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 56,476

    This is all just ridiculous. We've very likely got years to go till anything happens GE-wise and Kier can win it too.

    If anyone or anything becomes too short in any UK political market - and that includes Nige atm - just lay it. But bear in mind if you're doing the next PM you may be waiting a decade or more for collection in worst case, so ensure you're happy to keep on playing the market that long to build up a healthy book!

    It is pretty ridiculous. Not least because various technological advancements are about to upend the entire world. Britain might be barely recognisable by 2029
  • rcs1000rcs1000 Posts: 57,591

    kjh said:

    rcs1000 said:

    Also while the Tories enjoy leads (however small) in some polls, Badenoch is safe right now. The same is true of Starmer. So talk of ditching leaders is exceptionally premature right now.

    If we see significant changes in 2025 (eg the Tories slipping back to low 20s, Reform into low 30s), then we’ll see more pressure. But not now.

    I think next year's locals will be very interesting: can Reform make inroads, grab some councils, and get some significant on the ground strength? (And can it follow that with decent management of said councils...)

    The opportunity has never been greater for them, but at the same time there's risk here: a failure to establish a foothold, and the story of the night being big Conservative gains, and then it's that little bit harder for them.
    I'm sure they will win quite a few seats, but I can't see them winning councils. Is there anywhere where they have a ground game across an authority to do that? If there is then ok its possible, but I am not aware of it.

    Conservatives are defending good results on this round of elections, but Labour are doing so badly that possibly the Tories will do ok, but a lot of these are County elections and I suspect the Tories are going to lose quite a few seats to the LDs in these.

    I expect the Tories to lose Surrey for only the 2nd time in the history of Surrey CC. I think there is a chance of the LDs taking control (although a much longer chance than the Tories losing it). If they do it will be the first time.
    Reform are really not that interested in local government and rightly eschew the 'bandwagon effect', both because it's not a strategy they could deliver even if they were interested in it, but more importantly, it's a bad strategy anyway for a party which wants to be the opposition to mainstream politics.
    To govern is to choose.

    And to choose not to govern... well, it might work, because it avoids them being tarred with the the brush of when things don't work. But it also means they lack an army of on the ground volunteers. It also complicates their job of concentrating their support.

    It took the LibDems/Alliance until the 1990s to take local government seriously. And it was only when they did, that they made their big breakthrough.

    That said: Reform's vote ceiling is clearly higher. They could - I'm sure - get in the 30s. The danger is that they end up in the 30s everywhere, while the Lib/Lab/Con have less even support, and therefore much greater vote efficiency.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 56,476

    Leon said:

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
    She's a thinker/bit of a wonk, slightly lazy, and has a very clear comfort zone.

    Not enough for LOTO. She's getting outgunned by Farage.
    Yes. She’d be a good minister in a more cerebral role. Maybe explicitly tasked with rooting out Woke
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,792

    This is all just ridiculous. We've very likely got years to go till anything happens GE-wise and Kier can win it too.

    If anyone or anything becomes too short in any UK political market - and that includes Nige atm - just lay it. But bear in mind if you're doing the next PM you may be waiting a decade or more for collection in worst case, so ensure you're happy to keep on playing the market that long to build up a healthy book!

    Keir. K-E-I-R.

    Another PB Dumbo who cannot spell the name of even the most high-profile of politicians.
  • Broken, sleazy Tories on the slide!
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,792

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    JENRICK
  • Leon said:

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
    The Kembot! :lol:
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,792

    Leon said:

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
    She's a thinker/bit of a wonk, slightly lazy, and has a very clear comfort zone.

    Not enough for LOTO. She's getting outgunned by Farage.
    Indeed. The laziness/absenteeism/cowardice was obvious from her stint as Bizec. Why did anyone expect her to change when made Loto?
  • Pro_RataPro_Rata Posts: 5,351
    Baxter (unless I've missed someone, surprised it isn't already posted)

    Lab 289
    Con 153
    LD 71
    Ref 86
    Oth 14
    Green 4
    Nats 14 + 4
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 42,630
    Leon said:

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
    That's very judicious and measured. With Starmer half a week was sufficient for you to decide he was simply too awful for words.
  • I think on masts it's separate guidance as the stuff about 30m maximum etc wasn't in the previous document either.
  • LeonLeon Posts: 56,476
    kinabalu said:

    Leon said:

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
    That's very judicious and measured. With Starmer half a week was sufficient for you to decide he was simply too awful for words.
    More like two weeks. But with him it was much easier. His persona was obviously off putting beforehand, so we didn’t expect much on that front

    And yes in office we got the same guy. Stiff, wooden, dull

    However what we DID expect was honesty, competence and interesting new policies; instead, from day one, we got zero policies (apart from cutting WFA), weird incompetence, and loads of stories about his wife getting free knickers

    So, yeah, it was easy to dismiss Starmer very quickly - and that’s what the British public (me included) have done. See his unprecedented fall in personal polling
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 29,471
    edited December 12
    Pro_Rata said:

    Baxter (unless I've missed someone, surprised it isn't already posted)

    Lab 289
    Con 153
    LD 71
    Ref 86
    Oth 14
    Green 4
    Nats 14 + 4

    @HYUFD posted it on previous thread.
    That just shows how efficient the Labour vote has become...won't stay that way forever, obvs, but way more seats on 26% than RefCon on 48%.
  • ClippPClippP Posts: 1,920
    rcs1000 said:

    kjh said:

    rcs1000 said:

    Also while the Tories enjoy leads (however small) in some polls, Badenoch is safe right now. The same is true of Starmer. So talk of ditching leaders is exceptionally premature right now.

    If we see significant changes in 2025 (eg the Tories slipping back to low 20s, Reform into low 30s), then we’ll see more pressure. But not now.

    I think next year's locals will be very interesting: can Reform make inroads, grab some councils, and get some significant on the ground strength? (And can it follow that with decent management of said councils...)

    The opportunity has never been greater for them, but at the same time there's risk here: a failure to establish a foothold, and the story of the night being big Conservative gains, and then it's that little bit harder for them.
    I'm sure they will win quite a few seats, but I can't see them winning councils. Is there anywhere where they have a ground game across an authority to do that? If there is then ok its possible, but I am not aware of it.

    Conservatives are defending good results on this round of elections, but Labour are doing so badly that possibly the Tories will do ok, but a lot of these are County elections and I suspect the Tories are going to lose quite a few seats to the LDs in these.

    I expect the Tories to lose Surrey for only the 2nd time in the history of Surrey CC. I think there is a chance of the LDs taking control (although a much longer chance than the Tories losing it). If they do it will be the first time.
    Reform are really not that interested in local government and rightly eschew the 'bandwagon effect', both because it's not a strategy they could deliver even if they were interested in it, but more importantly, it's a bad strategy anyway for a party which wants to be the opposition to mainstream politics.
    To govern is to choose.

    And to choose not to govern... well, it might work, because it avoids them being tarred with the the brush of when things don't work. But it also means they lack an army of on the ground volunteers. It also complicates their job of concentrating their support.

    It took the LibDems/Alliance until the 1990s to take local government seriously. And it was only when they did, that they made their big breakthrough.

    That said: Reform's vote ceiling is clearly higher. They could - I'm sure - get in the 30s. The danger is that they end up in the 30s everywhere, while the Lib/Lab/Con have less even support, and therefore much greater vote efficiency.
    The Liberals were taking local government seriously in the 1970s, Robert - and even in places in the 1960s.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 28,884
    ...

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    I thought he was courting Nigel Fuhrer's party.
  • We must look more at Morgan McSweeney's vote efficiency approach. Something of the understated hero of GE24 was how perfectly Labour's voteshare went up by the same amount as it collapsed in safer seats.
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,792
    edited December 12
    Given that the main parties have got the memo that all leaders must have four-letter names beginning with K and including the letters E and I, I assume there is a Keri waiting in the wings for the Liberals?

  • Leon said:

    This is all just ridiculous. We've very likely got years to go till anything happens GE-wise and Kier can win it too.

    If anyone or anything becomes too short in any UK political market - and that includes Nige atm - just lay it. But bear in mind if you're doing the next PM you may be waiting a decade or more for collection in worst case, so ensure you're happy to keep on playing the market that long to build up a healthy book!

    It is pretty ridiculous. Not least because various technological advancements are about to upend the entire world. Britain might be barely recognisable by 2029
    Maybe. We just launched one although the first client essentially neutered it. I am worried about lawyers destroying potential in general.

    This is all just ridiculous. We've very likely got years to go till anything happens GE-wise and Kier can win it too.

    If anyone or anything becomes too short in any UK political market - and that includes Nige atm - just lay it. But bear in mind if you're doing the next PM you may be waiting a decade or more for collection in worst case, so ensure you're happy to keep on playing the market that long to build up a healthy book!

    Keir. K-E-I-R.

    Another PB Dumbo who cannot spell the name of even the most high-profile of politicians.
    Spell Kemi's name in full if you wanna impress me
  • Casino_RoyaleCasino_Royale Posts: 60,668

    ...

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    I thought he was courting Nigel Fuhrer's party.
    Yeah, bit yawn, because he's not, is he?
  • AnabobazinaAnabobazina Posts: 23,792

    We must look more at Morgan McSweeney's vote efficiency approach. Something of the understated hero of GE24 was how perfectly Labour's voteshare went up by the same amount as it collapsed in safer seats.

    Indeed so – fought perfectly in the FPP bearpit.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 23,869
    That's naughty of @TSE , dethreading half of the NPPF !
  • OnlyLivingBoyOnlyLivingBoy Posts: 15,896

    This could be very important

    Trump anti Ukraine using missiles fired into Russia

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/donald-trump-vladimir-putin-war-ukraine-russia-end-missiles-b1199674.html

    Of course he is. He's about to sell Ukraine down the river, he can't have them actually being able to defend themselves.
  • maxhmaxh Posts: 1,286
    Kudos to the other @MaxPB for prompting an honest discussion last night about the healthcare CEO killed in USA.

    I don't agree with his assessment that he wasn't sorry it happened, although I have to fight quite hard against an instinctive agreement.

    Mainly, though, it reaffirms for me what a valuable place this site is for discussions of politics. The fact that Max can defend a position that essentially advocates murder as a response to societal failure is free speech at its best imo, and is a credit to him, this site and the state of free speech in UK despite the naysayers.
  • Shecorns88Shecorns88 Posts: 270

    ...

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    I thought he was courting Nigel Fuhrer's party.
    The Tory Party would never elect Jenrick as Leader for precisely that reason.

    They will be desperate for a winnable by election to get Penny Mordaunt back in to HoC

    I can envisage an older Tory with a rock solid majority falling on their sword to get Penny in.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 42,630
    Leon said:

    kinabalu said:

    Leon said:

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
    That's very judicious and measured. With Starmer half a week was sufficient for you to decide he was simply too awful for words.
    More like two weeks. But with him it was much easier. His persona was obviously off putting beforehand, so we didn’t expect much on that front

    And yes in office we got the same guy. Stiff, wooden, dull

    However what we DID expect was honesty, competence and interesting new policies; instead, from day one, we got zero policies (apart from cutting WFA), weird incompetence, and loads of stories about his wife getting free knickers

    So, yeah, it was easy to dismiss Starmer very quickly - and that’s what the British public (me included) have done. See his unprecedented fall in personal polling
    Phew - avoided the "p" word.

    Well we'll see. I think you've gone too early. The signs are there for something eminently acceptable emerging.

    The main task is to get the British people to be realistic. Stop thinking some government is going to bring back pre-2008 growth. Just forget that and count the incremental wins on other things.
  • MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 52,934

    This could be very important

    Trump anti Ukraine using missiles fired into Russia

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/donald-trump-vladimir-putin-war-ukraine-russia-end-missiles-b1199674.html

    Of course he is. He's about to sell Ukraine down the river, he can't have them actually being able to defend themselves.
    Biden needs to give them all he can - and tell to have fun before inauguration.

    Trash as much Russian infrastructure as they can. Hastening the end of the Russian economy is something Trump will be poorly placed to prevent.
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 28,884
    edited December 12

    ...

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    I thought he was courting Nigel Fuhrer's party.
    The Tory Party would never elect Jenrick as Leader for precisely that reason.

    They will be desperate for a winnable by election to get Penny Mordaunt back in to HoC

    I can envisage an older Tory with a rock solid majority falling on their sword to get Penny in.
    If the guy from Richmond falls on his sword she has a seat for life. And a burgeoning market for food pantries in North Yorkshire can quickly follow.
  • maxhmaxh Posts: 1,286
    maxh said:

    Kudos to the other @MaxPB for prompting an honest discussion last night about the healthcare CEO killed in USA.

    I don't agree with his assessment that he wasn't sorry it happened, although I have to fight quite hard against an instinctive agreement.

    Mainly, though, it reaffirms for me what a valuable place this site is for discussions of politics. The fact that Max can defend a position that essentially advocates murder as a response to societal failure is free speech at its best imo, and is a credit to him, this site and the state of free speech in UK despite the naysayers.

    To follow up my own post with a more detailed analysis...I find this topic absolutely fascinating. A few connected thoughts:
    1. The rule of law is what separates us from chaos. We need to preserve it and so, whatever the rights and wrongs of Mangione's action, it is vital that such actions are vanishingly rare. There is a real risk of copycat acts that could spell dark, dark times.
    2. Protest is a vital part of democracy. In my view, Mangione's action fits into the same category as the Colston statue removal a few years back; as political theatre it is valuable and important (and we might even go so far as to welcome it as MaxPB seemed to do) but the actors in it should still face the legal consequences of their actions
  • Given that the main parties have got the memo that all leaders must have four-letter names beginning with K and including the letters E and I, I assume there is a Keri waiting in the wings for the Liberals?

    Kemi’s name begins with O.

    Olukemi.
  • Andy_JSAndy_JS Posts: 32,942
    Farage = next PM?
  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 28,884

    ...

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    I thought he was courting Nigel Fuhrer's party.
    Yeah, bit yawn, because he's not, is he?
    He'd dovetail in nicely.
  • Scott_xPScott_xP Posts: 36,099
    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 8,832
    Leon said:

    Leon said:

    Kemi's a dud. As was bleeding obvious to anyone who followed her dismal absenteeism as a business secretary. I quite like her on a quasi-personal level but, she is hopeless, as many of us said from the start.

    And this Nigeria stuff is beyond ridiculous. She could pick a fight in an empty room.

    I fear she is not up to snuff. But let’s give her a few more months. She may yet learn
    She's a thinker/bit of a wonk, slightly lazy, and has a very clear comfort zone.

    Not enough for LOTO. She's getting outgunned by Farage.
    Yes. She’d be a good minister in a more cerebral role. Maybe explicitly tasked with rooting out Woke
    Wokefinder General? Maybe in a Farage-led government...
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 8,832

    ...

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    I thought he was courting Nigel Fuhrer's party.
    The Tory Party would never elect Jenrick as Leader for precisely that reason.

    They will be desperate for a winnable by election to get Penny Mordaunt back in to HoC

    I can envisage an older Tory with a rock solid majority falling on their sword to get Penny in.
    If the guy from Richmond falls on his sword she has a seat for life. And a burgeoning market for food pantries in North Yorkshire can quickly follow.
    The proud Yorkshire folk of Richmond would surely never tolerate someone from the south coast as MP! :wink:
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 42,630
    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    A rare misstep from Davey. He's triangulating. That's not the way these days.
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 8,832

    Leon said:

    This is all just ridiculous. We've very likely got years to go till anything happens GE-wise and Kier can win it too.

    If anyone or anything becomes too short in any UK political market - and that includes Nige atm - just lay it. But bear in mind if you're doing the next PM you may be waiting a decade or more for collection in worst case, so ensure you're happy to keep on playing the market that long to build up a healthy book!

    It is pretty ridiculous. Not least because various technological advancements are about to upend the entire world. Britain might be barely recognisable by 2029
    Maybe. We just launched one although the first client essentially neutered it. I am worried about lawyers destroying potential in general.

    This is all just ridiculous. We've very likely got years to go till anything happens GE-wise and Kier can win it too.

    If anyone or anything becomes too short in any UK political market - and that includes Nige atm - just lay it. But bear in mind if you're doing the next PM you may be waiting a decade or more for collection in worst case, so ensure you're happy to keep on playing the market that long to build up a healthy book!

    Keir. K-E-I-R.

    Another PB Dumbo who cannot spell the name of even the most high-profile of politicians.
    Spell Kemi's name in full if you wanna impress me
    Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch

    Points for me?

    I do hope no one's nobbled her Wikipedia profile or I'm going to look silly!
  • RogerRoger Posts: 19,970

    I'm convinced now that the Tories' best strategy is not to follow the Jenrick path of out-reforming Reform and instead aiming to outflank Labour and the Lib Dems as the sensible choice of the professional class while Reform go after the working class Labour vote.

    If they dump Badenoch, they should go for a Hunt-type figure.

    haven't we seen that movie before?
  • SelebianSelebian Posts: 8,832
    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    Oh! He's going to end up eating (or trying to) a bacon sandwich on camera, isn't he? Then produce another Ed Stone for the next election :cry:
  • maxhmaxh Posts: 1,286
    maxh said:

    maxh said:

    Kudos to the other @MaxPB for prompting an honest discussion last night about the healthcare CEO killed in USA.

    I don't agree with his assessment that he wasn't sorry it happened, although I have to fight quite hard against an instinctive agreement.

    Mainly, though, it reaffirms for me what a valuable place this site is for discussions of politics. The fact that Max can defend a position that essentially advocates murder as a response to societal failure is free speech at its best imo, and is a credit to him, this site and the state of free speech in UK despite the naysayers.

    To follow up my own post with a more detailed analysis...I find this topic absolutely fascinating. A few connected thoughts:
    1. The rule of law is what separates us from chaos. We need to preserve it and so, whatever the rights and wrongs of Mangione's action, it is vital that such actions are vanishingly rare. There is a real risk of copycat acts that could spell dark, dark times.
    2. Protest is a vital part of democracy. In my view, Mangione's action fits into the same category as the Colston statue removal a few years back; as political theatre it is valuable and important (and we might even go so far as to welcome it as MaxPB seemed to do) but the actors in it should still face the legal consequences of their actions
    Balls, posted too soon the victim of the 6 minute rule. Reattempted below:

    To follow up my own post with a more detailed analysis...I find this topic absolutely fascinating. A few connected thoughts:
    1. The rule of law is what separates us from chaos. We need to preserve it and so, whatever the rights and wrongs of Mangione's action, it is vital that such actions are vanishingly rare. There is a real risk of copycat acts that could spell dark, dark times.
    2. Protest is a vital part of democracy. In my view, Mangione's action fits into the same category as the Colston statue removal a few years back; as political theatre it is valuable and important (and we might even go so far as to welcome it as MaxPB seemed to do) but the actors in it should still face the legal consequences of their actions. It's one of the things that makes protesting a brave thing to do.
    3. If we argue that individuals within a system are not responsible for systemic wrongs (the CEO was simply responding to the economic incentives of his role) then we should apply that criteria equally to eg drug dealers on street corners. I'd argue everyone within a role does what makes sense to them to get by. I'd go further and say that we should hold the rich more responsible for not refusing to participate in a broken system than the poor, and as such Thompson was more liable for his actions than a drug dealer on a street corner would be, whether his actions are legal or not.
    4. There is a limit to the legitimacy of a whole system that permits the health outcomes that poor Americans suffer. Just as I have sympathy for a Gazan Dad who turns to terrorism because his kids are killed by the Israeli government, I also have sympathy for an American who taps out of the rule of law because they have been completely fucked over by their healthcare system.
  • williamglennwilliamglenn Posts: 52,255
    Roger said:

    I'm convinced now that the Tories' best strategy is not to follow the Jenrick path of out-reforming Reform and instead aiming to outflank Labour and the Lib Dems as the sensible choice of the professional class while Reform go after the working class Labour vote.

    If they dump Badenoch, they should go for a Hunt-type figure.

    haven't we seen that movie before?
    If you mean Cameron or May, the difference was that there were effectively two parties in the same tent and the unresolved Brexit question meant there was no escape.

    Now they can split into two parties and focus on building out from their respective core votes without having to ride two horses at the same time.
  • PJHPJH Posts: 689
    edited December 12

    ...

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    I thought he was courting Nigel Fuhrer's party.
    The Tory Party would never elect Jenrick as Leader for precisely that reason.

    They will be desperate for a winnable by election to get Penny Mordaunt back in to HoC

    I can envisage an older Tory with a rock solid majority falling on their sword to get Penny in.
    Why do you say that? I don't see that Mordaunt was any better in office than Badenoch, with a reputation for laziness. When under pressure in the leadership election she ran away from her previous beliefs. I accept she is a bit more polished but a LotO needs to be more than that.

    I see a lot of Tories project on her as a potential leader. As (I think) a Labour supporter, what do you see that I've missed?
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,040
    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.
  • noneoftheabovenoneoftheabove Posts: 23,140
    TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    Great put down, I doubt anyone will be topping that.
  • algarkirkalgarkirk Posts: 12,857
    kinabalu said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    A rare misstep from Davey. He's triangulating. That's not the way these days.
    Ketchup on bacon sandwiches? That's like proposing abolishing pet dogs. It may attract some, but at least 10 million voters will not be impressed. Especially the LDs core Waitrose/Gail's vote.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,040
    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    No one's favourite sandwich is "bacon and ketchup". A favourite sandwich is ham and cheese or BLT or tuna mayonnaise.

    A bacon sarnie is in a different category. The category of bacon roll. And it's not ketchup in that context, it's red sauce.

    Fail all round for Sir Ed.

  • TazTaz Posts: 14,956
    TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    Anabob referring to her as Bad-Enoch, geddit, in the past was far pithier and more droll.
  • ...

    Robert Jenrick will be Conservative leader inside 18 months if this continues.

    I thought he was courting Nigel Fuhrer's party.
    The Tory Party would never elect Jenrick as Leader for precisely that reason.

    They will be desperate for a winnable by election to get Penny Mordaunt back in to HoC

    I can envisage an older Tory with a rock solid majority falling on their sword to get Penny in.
    Whilst Penny Mordant has clear attractions, do we know if she wants to return to Westminster?
  • RogerRoger Posts: 19,970
    Pro_Rata said:

    Baxter (unless I've missed someone, surprised it isn't already posted)

    Lab 289
    Con 153
    LD 71
    Ref 86
    Oth 14
    Green 4
    Nats 14 + 4

    A perfect result. A lib Lab coalition with a Lib Dem demand for Rejoin. Angie leader with Ed her deputy. It would be like '97 all over again
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 34,805
    edited December 12
    TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    As if that wasn't bad enough, Kemi is facing a ban from PB.com:

    The Tory leader later attacked Starmer for saying that he might watch Love Actually over Christmas, adding that she prefers watching Die Hard over the festive period.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/dec/12/i-will-not-touch-bread-if-it-is-moist-kemi-badenoch-sparks-westminster-food-fight
  • Pro_RataPro_Rata Posts: 5,351
    TOPPING said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    No one's favourite sandwich is "bacon and ketchup". A favourite sandwich is ham and cheese or BLT or tuna mayonnaise.

    A bacon sarnie is in a different category. The category of bacon roll. And it's not ketchup in that context, it's red sauce.

    Fail all round for Sir Ed.

    When you're being fired out of a cannon, category differences within types of sandwiches are for lesser morals.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 4,828
    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    Using ketchup rather than brown sauce in a bacon sandwich is, frankly, worse than Kemi's comments.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 4,828
    edited December 12
    Boris announces he is "Pro having sandwiches, and pro eating sandwiches."
  • HYUFDHYUFD Posts: 123,864
    FindOutNow seems to be all over the place at the moment. However even on their latest poll today the Tories would still gain 32 seats on July to reach 153 MPs.

    Labour would also lose 123 MPs and their majority to reach 289 MPs in a hung parliament.

    The biggest gainers would indeed be Reform, up 81 seats to 86 MPs, overtaking the LDs on 71 MPs. Yet even if second on votes Farage's party would still be 3rd on seats behind the Tories and Labour
    https://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/fcgi-bin/usercode.py?scotcontrol=N&CON=23&LAB=26&LIB=11&Reform=25&Green=9&UKIP=&TVCON=&TVLAB=&TVLIB=&TVReform=&TVGreen=&TVUKIP=&SCOTCON=&SCOTLAB=&SCOTLIB=&SCOTReform=&SCOTGreen=&SCOTUKIP=&SCOTNAT=&display=AllChanged&regorseat=(none)&boundary=2024
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 34,805
    carnforth said:

    Boris announces he is "Pro sandwiches, and pro eating sandwiches."

    Has he gone off cake then?
  • TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    Puns on PB, you must be new here?

    Nothing will ever top Kemi-kaze.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,040

    TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    As if that wasn't bad enough, Kemi is facing a ban from PB.com:

    The Tory leader later attacked Starmer for saying that he might watch Love Actually over Christmas, adding that she prefers watching Die Hard over the festive period.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/dec/12/i-will-not-touch-bread-if-it-is-moist-kemi-badenoch-sparks-westminster-food-fight
    Love Actually must be one of the worst films ever made. Christmas or not.

    I re-watched Apollo 13 the other day. Made in 1995 and still a great film despite knowing how it ended. Jim Lovell is still alive btw.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 23,869
    Pro_Rata said:

    TOPPING said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    No one's favourite sandwich is "bacon and ketchup". A favourite sandwich is ham and cheese or BLT or tuna mayonnaise.

    A bacon sarnie is in a different category. The category of bacon roll. And it's not ketchup in that context, it's red sauce.

    Fail all round for Sir Ed.

    When you're being fired out of a cannon, category differences within types of sandwiches are for lesser morals.
    Did Ed Milliband's bacon sandwich have ketchup in it?

    (And they need mushrooms and onion rings.)
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,040

    TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    Puns on PB, you must be new here?

    Nothing will ever top Kemi-kaze.
    Much better.
  • CookieCookie Posts: 14,068
    carnforth said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    Using ketchup rather than brown sauce in a bacon sandwich is, frankly, worse than Kemi's comments.
    The important thing is the quality of bacon. Almost all supermarket bacon is awful (though Co-op is quite good). You don't actually need sauce, you just need good bacon. There is no better argument for the preservation of the high street than the local butcher, and no better argument for the local butcher than the bacon sandwich.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 4,828

    carnforth said:

    Boris announces he is "Pro sandwiches, and pro eating sandwiches."

    Has he gone off cake then?
    I have sneak-edited to correct my phrasing.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 34,805
    carnforth said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    Using ketchup rather than brown sauce in a bacon sandwich is, frankly, worse than Kemi's comments.
    Yep, very disappointed, I'd have expected real mayo from the LDs, brown sauce for Labour, tomato goo for Reform, mint sauce for the Greens and for the Tories... well frankly, who cares?
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,027
    Only 5 more days until the evenings start getting longer. I feel as though this year the darkness has been particularly awful.
  • kinabalukinabalu Posts: 42,630
    algarkirk said:

    kinabalu said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    A rare misstep from Davey. He's triangulating. That's not the way these days.
    Ketchup on bacon sandwiches? That's like proposing abolishing pet dogs. It may attract some, but at least 10 million voters will not be impressed. Especially the LDs core Waitrose/Gail's vote.
    That's the risk. He's clearly trying to enlarge his tent but at what cost? I suspect we'll see a clarification in time for the main news bulletins.
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,040
    edited December 12
    MattW said:

    Pro_Rata said:

    TOPPING said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    No one's favourite sandwich is "bacon and ketchup". A favourite sandwich is ham and cheese or BLT or tuna mayonnaise.

    A bacon sarnie is in a different category. The category of bacon roll. And it's not ketchup in that context, it's red sauce.

    Fail all round for Sir Ed.

    When you're being fired out of a cannon, category differences within types of sandwiches are for lesser morals.
    Did Ed Milliband's bacon sandwich have ketchup in it?

    (And they need mushrooms and onion rings.)
    Mushrooms and onion rings in a bacon sarnie? Are you out of your mind. Take away the bread, put it on a plate and add black pudding, a fried slice, sausages, and a fried egg or two and you're talking. But not in a sandwich ffs.
  • carnforthcarnforth Posts: 4,828
    edited December 12
    Cookie said:

    carnforth said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    Using ketchup rather than brown sauce in a bacon sandwich is, frankly, worse than Kemi's comments.
    The important thing is the quality of bacon. Almost all supermarket bacon is awful (though Co-op is quite good). You don't actually need sauce, you just need good bacon. There is no better argument for the preservation of the high street than the local butcher, and no better argument for the local butcher than the bacon sandwich.
    I need a better local butcher, then. Cause his bacon is mediocre. Supermarket dry cure is better:

    https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/waitrose-12-unsmoked-dry-cured-streaky-bacon-rashers/007685-3600-3601

    Though at £14/kg it's not for every day.
  • RogerRoger Posts: 19,970
    TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    Puns don't have to be funny. A good groaner usually works better
  • Shecorns88Shecorns88 Posts: 270
    Feel a bit sorry for Kemi.

    She only works 2 days a week and her diary has been filled with a row about sandwiches.

    Silly girl even decided to argue back. Clearly she really cannot read a room...

    On this occasion hiding for the next 5 days may be a good idea.
  • Shecorns88Shecorns88 Posts: 270
    carnforth said:

    Boris announces he is "Pro having sandwiches, and pro eating sandwiches."

    Can you shag a sandwich
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,040
    edited December 12
    Roger said:

    TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    Puns don't have to be funny. A good groaner usually works better
    It's not a pun. It's a corruption of her "funny" name for the purposes of ridicule.

    I appreciate that PB is no stranger to puns but this is slightly different in the context of a second generation immigrant with a non-native name.
  • MattWMattW Posts: 23,869
    TOPPING said:

    MattW said:

    Pro_Rata said:

    TOPPING said:

    Scott_xP said:

    @christopherhope

    ** Sir Ed Davey lunch intervention **

    A spokesman for the Liberal Democrat leader says: "Ed does not think lunch is for wimps, he does think sandwiches are a real food and his favourite sandwich would be bacon with ketchup."

    More as we get it.

    No one's favourite sandwich is "bacon and ketchup". A favourite sandwich is ham and cheese or BLT or tuna mayonnaise.

    A bacon sarnie is in a different category. The category of bacon roll. And it's not ketchup in that context, it's red sauce.

    Fail all round for Sir Ed.

    When you're being fired out of a cannon, category differences within types of sandwiches are for lesser morals.
    Did Ed Milliband's bacon sandwich have ketchup in it?

    (And they need mushrooms and onion rings.)
    Mushrooms and onion rings in a bacon sarnie? Are you out of your mind. Take away the bread, put it on a plate and add black pudding, a fried slice, sausages, and a fried egg or two and you're talking. But not in a sandwich ffs.
    Ed Davey's from Mansfield (actually Sutton, I think).

    I'll be the judge of his bacon sandwiches.
  • An alleged Chinese spy who became a business adviser for the Duke of York has been banned from Britain on national security grounds.

    The man became so close that he was invited to Andrew’s birthday party and was authorised to act on his behalf to seek investors in China, a secret hearing has been told.

    MI5 allegedly discovered the businessman, 50, was a member of the Chinese Communist Party and was working for its United Front Work Department, which gathers intelligence.

    His ban from entering the UK has been upheld after an appeal to the Special Immigration Appeals Commission.


    https://www.thetimes.com/uk/law/article/prince-andrew-alleged-chinese-spy-banned-britain-rw8320qfh
  • CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 43,324
    TOPPING said:

    TOPPING said:

    Oh that's very funny. Badenough. It's a play on her name, which is Badenoch. So Badenough. See how that works? Hysterical. She has probably never had anyone make fun of her name in such an incisive and droll way before. Keep at it.

    As if that wasn't bad enough, Kemi is facing a ban from PB.com:

    The Tory leader later attacked Starmer for saying that he might watch Love Actually over Christmas, adding that she prefers watching Die Hard over the festive period.

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/dec/12/i-will-not-touch-bread-if-it-is-moist-kemi-badenoch-sparks-westminster-food-fight
    Love Actually must be one of the worst films ever made. Christmas or not.

    I re-watched Apollo 13 the other day. Made in 1995 and still a great film despite knowing how it ended. Jim Lovell is still alive btw.
    The Apollo 11 clean *documentary* that came out in 2019 (50 years on) is also worth getting to see - ideally in a cinema to make the best of the high res. Quite something to revisit my younger self crosslegged in front of the farmer's TV (we were Boy Scouts camping at the time). And no modern commentary!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11_(2019_film)
  • TOPPINGTOPPING Posts: 43,040
    edited December 12

    Feel a bit sorry for Kemi.

    She only works 2 days a week and her diary has been filled with a row about sandwiches.

    Silly girl even decided to argue back. Clearly she really cannot read a room...

    On this occasion hiding for the next 5 days may be a good idea.

    The main comment seems to be "lunch is for wimps" and while her comments were absurd it nevertheless positions her as a muscular Conservative.
  • carnforth said:

    Boris announces he is "Pro having sandwiches, and pro eating sandwiches."

    Can you shag a sandwich
    Sure, but depends on the sandwich, and if you've watched American Pie.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 39,027
    maxh said:

    Kudos to the other @MaxPB for prompting an honest discussion last night about the healthcare CEO killed in USA.

    I don't agree with his assessment that he wasn't sorry it happened, although I have to fight quite hard against an instinctive agreement.

    Mainly, though, it reaffirms for me what a valuable place this site is for discussions of politics. The fact that Max can defend a position that essentially advocates murder as a response to societal failure is free speech at its best imo, and is a credit to him, this site and the state of free speech in UK despite the naysayers.

    Thanks, and while agree that PB is one of the few places where we can have a robust discussion and disagree with each other I don't think it reflects more widely in UK society. I'm sure there are plenty of occasions where a poster on PB has erred on the side of a door knock from the police to get a non-crime hate incident report written up on them. It's just that everyone here is grown up enough not to make reports and @rcs1000 is forgiving enough to let it all slide.

    Free speech in the UK is fundamentally in danger and I think we need a first amendment style of law to protect it now which overrides any and all other restrictions that have been placed on free speech other than incitement to violence or panic. There should be no right for someone's offence to override my freedom of expression.
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