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edited March 2014 in General

politicalbetting.com » Blog Archive » Being an Etonian is seen much worse than having taken hard drugs. YouGov’s “Characteristics unsuitable in leading politicians”

The above polling (full details here) came out yesterday when I was attending a family occasion and have only just got round to looking at the detail.

Read the full story here


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    old_labourold_labour Posts: 3,238
    So someone who shoplifted as a teenager while doing porn on the side should do OK.
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    dugarbandierdugarbandier Posts: 2,596
    exactly

    So someone who shoplifted as a teenager while doing porn on the side should do OK.

    particularly for UKIP. hard drug nazi porn :)

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    NeilNeil Posts: 7,983
    The thread header is simply a desperate attempt to thrust SeanT into frontline politics.
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    NeilNeil Posts: 7,983
    I've done depressingly few things on that list. I really should get out more.
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    old_labourold_labour Posts: 3,238
    You could still pose in an adult mag:)
    Neil said:

    I've done depressingly few things on that list. I really should get out more.

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    NeilNeil Posts: 7,983
    @old_labour

    What makes you think that's one I hadnt done?!

    Sadly the only adult mag I'm likely to get into these days is a saga catalogue.
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    Stuart_DicksonStuart_Dickson Posts: 3,557
    I find it rather depressing to see how many illiberal people there are out there. Would you really be less inclined to vote for somebody who had been caught shoplifting as a teenager? I would have thought that that person had learnt a very hard lesson, which are often the very best types of lesson in the long run.

    The huge numbers of people willing to think ill of other people for things done while that person was a youth (several of the scenarios involve things done when young) is merely confirmation of the lack of compassion and empathy in society. Mature people understand that immature people sometimes do daft things, and forgive them.

    The two characteristics that do slightly concern me are the following:

    a) "Never had a real job". There are many reasons why Pete Wishart MP is a much better politician than Jim Murphy MP, but one of them is that Pete had a long and successful real job before he ever entered politics. It therefore did not surprise me when it was JM who told PW to "f*** off, f*** off, f*** off" like a schoolchild in the Commons, rather than the other way round. PW is a well-adjusted adult, while JM still thinks that he is on sabbatical while running the Strathclyde student union.

    b) "Gay although they campaigned as happily married".This is all about personal integrity. We dislike people who are so obviously living a total lie: lying not only to us as voters but even to themselves. They do not make good politicians. (In their defence, they could of course be bisexual rather than homosexual.) It is unwise to discuss individual examples, so I'll only say two words: Cape Cod.
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    Stuart_DicksonStuart_Dickson Posts: 3,557
    Neil said:

    I've done depressingly few things on that list. I really should get out more.

    I'm even sadder. I've done none of them. Although I note that Wikipedia classifies both alcohol and nicotine (and even caffeine) as "hard drugs" so I would fail on that definition:

    http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_and_soft_drugs

    I gave up nicotine 11 years ago, but still enjoy alcohol occasionally. Very infrequently since the youngest was born.
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,057

    I find it rather depressing to see how many illiberal people there are out there. Would you really be less inclined to vote for somebody who had been caught shoplifting as a teenager? I would have thought that that person had learnt a very hard lesson, which are often the very best types of lesson in the long run.

    The huge numbers of people willing to think ill of other people for things done while that person was a youth (several of the scenarios involve things done when young) is merely confirmation of the lack of compassion and empathy in society. Mature people understand that immature people sometimes do daft things, and forgive them.

    The two characteristics that do slightly concern me are the following:

    a) "Never had a real job". There are many reasons why Pete Wishart MP is a much better politician than Jim Murphy MP, but one of them is that Pete had a long and successful real job before he ever entered politics. It therefore did not surprise me when it was JM who told PW to "f*** off, f*** off, f*** off" like a schoolchild in the Commons, rather than the other way round. PW is a well-adjusted adult, while JM still thinks that he is on sabbatical while running the Strathclyde student union.

    b) "Gay although they campaigned as happily married".This is all about personal integrity. We dislike people who are so obviously living a total lie: lying not only to us as voters but even to themselves. They do not make good politicians. (In their defence, they could of course be bisexual rather than homosexual.) It is unwise to discuss individual examples, so I'll only say two words: Cape Cod.

    "Being caught for something" and "learning a hard lesson" do not necessarily go together. Witness Huhne's habit of blaming everyone else for his own criminal stupidity.

    The gay argument is more or less true now that homosexuality is legal, but it was not the case twenty or thirty years ago when society's attitudes were much more backwards. I have little but compassion for people who had to hide their sexuality in order to pursue a certain career. This change has only really occurred in the last ten or twenty years in politics, well within many people's political careers.

    A note on the Eton question: it is a two parter: "That they went to Eton and don't understand how normal people live" T

    Oh, and the pulldown interactive menu doesn't work for me in Chrome, but it does in Firefox.
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    NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,354
    Good fun. Like Neil I only notch up one of those (former Communist) - now to see how many of them to work into a leaflet. "I am your non-Etonian real-job candidate who never got caught shoplifting"?

    Durr. Needs work.
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,057

    Good fun. Like Neil I only notch up one of those (former Communist) - now to see how many of them to work into a leaflet. "I am your non-Etonian real-job candidate who never got caught shoplifting"?

    Durr. Needs work.

    You may not have been to Eton, but do you understand 'how normal people live'?
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    IcarusIcarus Posts: 908
    Is posing nude classed as having a real job?
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    dr_spyndr_spyn Posts: 11,289
    Assaulted A and E staff when drunk on a Friday night.

    Studied PPE.

    Always voted at his party's call, and never thought of thinking for himself at all.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038

    Good fun. Like Neil I only notch up one of those (former Communist) - now to see how many of them to work into a leaflet. "I am your non-Etonian real-job candidate who never got caught shoplifting"?

    Durr. Needs work.

    You may not have been to Eton, but do you understand 'how normal people live'?
    That’s a bit hard Mr J. Mr P wasn’t an MP for that long!
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    BobaFettBobaFett Posts: 2,789
    Gloria del Piero is a former glamour/nude model. Many MPs will have taken at least E at some point I should imagine.

    That anyone even cares about such stuff is terrifically depressing.

    Live and let live.
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    BobaFettBobaFett Posts: 2,789
    (Actually E probably isn't classed as a hard drug but my basic point stands)
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    NickPalmerNickPalmer Posts: 21,354
    edited March 2014

    Good fun. Like Neil I only notch up one of those (former Communist) - now to see how many of them to work into a leaflet. "I am your non-Etonian real-job candidate who never got caught shoplifting"?

    Durr. Needs work.

    You may not have been to Eton, but do you understand 'how normal people live'?
    Not sure there is really an archetypal normal person these days. I'm all too familiar with the economic sides of normality, but in terms of leisure activities, er no. Board games and canvassing yes, rugby, football and cricket no. Go to a pub about once a year. I don't think people care much, so long as you show genuine interest in understanding their position - they don't require you to be a clone of themselves, just willing to listen properly. The same applies to Etonians - it's not a problem in itself, unless it's given you a habit of indifference to the wider world.

    I had a classic exchange the other day:
    Voter: The problem is that politicians never listen to us ordinary people!
    Me: OK, I'm a politician, on your doorstep and listening. What would you like me to know?
    Voter: Erm. Well. Nothing at the moment.

    The point, of course, is that he wasn't really wanting to impart information, but expressing alienation - and that's actually harder to deal with.

    YouGov shows the usual fluctuations - the surge in government approval has subsided, but so has the figure blaming the government for the cuts. Underlyiing point is that these shjifts don't actually affect voting intention - people seem quite settled in how they plan to vote (something I've noticed on the doorstep too), regardless of whether they think X was responsible for Y or Z is or isn't doing well.

    Anyway, enough chat, Moscow to explore. Thanks again to Avery for tips.



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    AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340
    The poll asks about "characteristics thought to be unsuitable in leading politicians". It appears that the respondents listened to the question more carefully than some of those commenting on the poll.
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    Good fun. Like Neil I only notch up one of those (former Communist) - now to see how many of them to work into a leaflet. "I am your non-Etonian real-job candidate who never got caught shoplifting"?

    Durr. Needs work.

    Ex-Commie? I've got an ex-wife who ticks that box...

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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    Characteristics thought to be unsuitable in leading politicians. How Ukip voters responded :

    Unpublished addendum :

    Female Posed Nude When Young 0.1%
    Female - 82%
    Gay Female - 87%
    Gay Female Pro EU -94%
    Gay Female Burka Wearing - 94%
    Gay Female Burka Wearing Pro EU - 96%
    Gay Female Flood Causing, Burka Wearing Pro EU - 98%
    The Mother-in-law - 99%
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,057
    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465
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    Nick Palmer [7.22am] I had a classic exchange the other day:
    Voter: The problem is that politicians never listen to us ordinary people!
    Me: OK, I'm a politician, on your doorstep and listening. What would you like me to know?
    Voter: Erm. Well. Nothing at the moment.

    The point, of course, is that he wasn't really wanting to impart information, but expressing alienation - and that's actually harder to deal with.


    Not least because for an increasing number of people it's actually a rational reaction. Such voters are, after all, only behaving like monks (whether Christian or Buddhist).
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465

    BBC Scotland joins in :

    The BBC in Scotland has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effect of large drams.

    Hic .....

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    "Lied/exaggerated on a CV to get a job" would have been an interesting addition to the list of options.
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    JackW said:

    Characteristics thought to be unsuitable in leading politicians. How Ukip voters responded :

    Unpublished addendum :

    Female Posed Nude When Young 0.1%
    Female - 82%
    Gay Female - 87%
    Gay Female Pro EU -94%
    Gay Female Burka Wearing - 94%
    Gay Female Burka Wearing Pro EU - 96%
    Gay Female Flood Causing, Burka Wearing Pro EU - 98%
    The Mother-in-law - 99%

    I nominate this for "Post of the Year" - and we're not even half-way through March!!

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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,057

    Good fun. Like Neil I only notch up one of those (former Communist) - now to see how many of them to work into a leaflet. "I am your non-Etonian real-job candidate who never got caught shoplifting"?

    Durr. Needs work.

    You may not have been to Eton, but do you understand 'how normal people live'?
    Not sure there is really an archetypal normal person these days. I'm all too familiar with the economic sides of normality, but in terms of leisure activities, er no. Board games and canvassing yes, rugby, football and cricket no. Go to a pub about once a year. I don't think people care much, so long as you show genuine interest in understanding their position - they don't require you to be a clone of themselves, just willing to listen properly. The same applies to Etonians - it's not a problem in itself, unless it's given you a habit of indifference to the wider world.

    I had a classic exchange the other day:
    Voter: The problem is that politicians never listen to us ordinary people!
    Me: OK, I'm a politician, on your doorstep and listening. What would you like me to know?
    Voter: Erm. Well. Nothing at the moment.

    The point, of course, is that he wasn't really wanting to impart information, but expressing alienation - and that's actually harder to deal with.

    YouGov shows the usual fluctuations - the surge in government approval has subsided, but so has the figure blaming the government for the cuts. Underlyiing point is that these shjifts don't actually affect voting intention - people seem quite settled in how they plan to vote (something I've noticed on the doorstep too), regardless of whether they think X was responsible for Y or Z is or isn't doing well.

    Anyway, enough chat, Moscow to explore. Thanks again to Avery for tips.

    I would expect many 'normal' people would not see exploring Moscow and the other places you routinely visit as being in any way normal. Many people have never even been abroad, and a minority travel yearly. Take away the 'typical' resorts, and foreign travel to exotic places will be very rare.

    You appear as far from 'normal' as it is possible to get. As, to be fair, do most of us on here.

    " I'm all too familiar with the economic sides of normality"

    Really? How?
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    SquareRootSquareRoot Posts: 7,095

    Good fun. Like Neil I only notch up one of those (former Communist) - now to see how many of them to work into a leaflet. "I am your non-Etonian real-job candidate who never got caught shoplifting"?

    Durr. Needs work.

    You may not have been to Eton, but do you understand 'how normal people live'?
    Not sure there is really an archetypal normal person these days. I'm all too familiar with the economic sides of normality, but in terms of leisure activities, er no. Board games and canvassing yes, rugby, football and cricket no. Go to a pub about once a year. I don't think people care much, so long as you show genuine interest in understanding their position - they don't require you to be a clone of themselves, just willing to listen properly. The same applies to Etonians - it's not a problem in itself, unless it's given you a habit of indifference to the wider world.

    I had a classic exchange the other day:
    Voter: The problem is that politicians never listen to us ordinary people!
    Me: OK, I'm a politician, on your doorstep and listening. What would you like me to know?
    Voter: Erm. Well. Nothing at the moment.

    The point, of course, is that he wasn't really wanting to impart information, but expressing alienation - and that's actually harder to deal with.

    YouGov shows the usual fluctuations - the surge in government approval has subsided, but so has the figure blaming the government for the cuts. Underlyiing point is that these shjifts don't actually affect voting intention - people seem quite settled in how they plan to vote (something I've noticed on the doorstep too), regardless of whether they think X was responsible for Y or Z is or isn't doing well.

    Anyway, enough chat, Moscow to explore. Thanks again to Avery for tips.




    You are sounding too overconfident IMHO. What you see as not causing voting shift now , doesn't mean it wont come at the GE when there will be a LOT more focus on why the Coalition was good for Britain, what it has achieved and any idea of letting Labour back in would be a disaster. .
    We shall seE if you are right in May 2015.
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    Good fun. Like Neil I only notch up one of those (former Communist) - now to see how many of them to work into a leaflet. "I am your non-Etonian real-job candidate who never got caught shoplifting"?

    Durr. Needs work.

    You may not have been to Eton, but do you understand 'how normal people live'?
    I had a classic exchange the other day:
    Voter: The problem is that politicians never listen to us ordinary people!
    Me: OK, I'm a politician, on your doorstep and listening. What would you like me to know?
    Voter: Erm. Well. Nothing at the moment.

    The point, of course, is that he wasn't really wanting to impart information, but expressing alienation - and that's actually harder to deal with.

    Alternatively the voter was extremely satisfied with their present MP - Anna Soubry !!

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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,137
    UKIP now scouring the country looking for coke-head shoplifting Nazi page-3 girls.

    Interesting how the UKIP voters seem to come across as very balanced - having a chip on each shoulder.
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    FinancierFinancier Posts: 3,916
    Co-op Group chief executive Euan Sutherland has written a resignation letter, the BBC's Robert Peston says.

    Mr Sutherland says in the letter he believes the group is "ungovernable".

    Mr Sutherland, who joined last May, said last month that 2013 had been "perhaps the worst year" in the Co-op's long history and it had "lost its way".

    Mr Sutherland's move comes after the bank's financial problems, and the resignation of former chairman Paul Flowers for alleged drugs offences.

    Mr Sutherland is thought to be "demoralised and fed-up," according to the BBC's business editor.
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    MarqueeMarkMarqueeMark Posts: 50,137
    Financier said:


    Mr Sutherland says in the letter he believes the group is "ungovernable".

    The group with such close links to the Labour Party. Who would have thought.

    I am looking forward to the day when the Co-op calls in Labour's loans to pay banker bonuses.

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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,057
    JackW said:

    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465

    BBC Scotland joins in :

    The BBC in Scotland has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effect of large drams.

    Hic .....

    Talking of which, I need some advice from the PB brains trust:

    I mentioned that a couple of weeks ago we had a new French colleague and his wife around.

    During the conversation, it turned out that they had never had scotch, and I have promised to get them some before our return trip. The problem is what to get them? Scotch varies so massively that it's impossible to get a true image with just one bottle (and I'm too tight to buy several).

    As I can't seem to find a selection taster pack here in Cambridge, and there isn't time to order one, can anyone suggest a 'good' malt that would be attractive and accessible to cheese-eating wine snobs? (*)

    (*) I'm joking. They're the first French couple I've met who don't like cheese. They are wine snobs though, and pleasantly so.
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    BobaFettBobaFett Posts: 2,789

    JackW said:

    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465

    BBC Scotland joins in :

    The BBC in Scotland has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effect of large drams.

    Hic .....

    Talking of which, I need some advice from the PB brains trust:

    I mentioned that a couple of weeks ago we had a new French colleague and his wife around.

    During the conversation, it turned out that they had never had scotch, and I have promised to get them some before our return trip. The problem is what to get them? Scotch varies so massively that it's impossible to get a true image with just one bottle (and I'm too tight to buy several).

    As I can't seem to find a selection taster pack here in Cambridge, and there isn't time to order one, can anyone suggest a 'good' malt that would be attractive and accessible to cheese-eating wine snobs? (*)

    (*) I'm joking. They're the first French couple I've met who don't like cheese. They are wine snobs though, and pleasantly so.
    Masters of Malt do tasting packs IIRC
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    AlanbrookeAlanbrooke Posts: 23,760
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    Good morning, everyone.

    This is a depressing finding.

    Mr. Jessop, not necessarily an industry standard, but Joe Abercrombie did a few posts about whisky and what he preferred: http://www.joeabercrombie.com/category/whisky-deathmatch/
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    NPXMP

    Out of interest Nick, when you were a Commie – what were you thinking? Literally – what thoughts were going through your head?

    I can only assume you became a commie long AFTER the true nature of communism was out there. Like a few decades. The Stalins and Pol Pots and Ceausescus and Maos and their like were the shining citadels up on the hill of the international communist movement. Unless you were truly a monster then I’m guessing the reality of communism wasn’t what blew your skirt up.

    So…erm…what was it? You harboured some ‘each according to his ability for each according to his needs’ naïve world view? There was an ideal communism that sucked you in despite it relying on human nature not being human nature to ever be even closely workable? Was it an unthinking teenage rebellion against Maggie? What?

    And much more interestingly – at what point and for what reason did you become an ex-communist? You saw it for what it is at some point? (and became a common or garden spend n borrow socialist). You had an epiphany: ‘Oh look, butchering millions and denying the most fundamental human rights all in the name of the greater good while Comrade Bigcheese lords it up in his dacha suddenly seems wrong’. Was there an event, a day, that you suddenly thought ‘bugger this evil shit for a game of soldiers’?

    It always bemuses me that anyone who willingly associates themselves with Nazism is (quite bloody rightly) ostracized, but that someone who openly admits to belonging to an even worse and more deadly creed is somehow to be forgiven.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    F1: some interesting all-time F1 league tables here:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/26464195

    Britain and Germany are top of the title lists. However, we've got loads of reasonably successful chaps and the Germans have just two who have won loads.
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    richardDoddrichardDodd Posts: 5,472
    how long can it be before the ED'S call for even bigger bank bonusses, they need the money for all 11 projects they are going to spend them on..
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    edited March 2014

    JackW said:

    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465

    BBC Scotland joins in :

    The BBC in Scotland has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effect of large drams.

    Hic .....

    Talking of which, I need some advice from the PB brains trust:

    I mentioned that a couple of weeks ago we had a new French colleague and his wife around.

    During the conversation, it turned out that they had never had scotch, and I have promised to get them some before our return trip. The problem is what to get them? Scotch varies so massively that it's impossible to get a true image with just one bottle (and I'm too tight to buy several).

    As I can't seem to find a selection taster pack here in Cambridge, and there isn't time to order one, can anyone suggest a 'good' malt that would be attractive and accessible to cheese-eating wine snobs? (*)

    (*) I'm joking. They're the first French couple I've met who don't like cheese. They are wine snobs though, and pleasantly so.
    Please NOT Scotch. It's whisky.

    Avoid the peaty varieties of malt whisky, go for the smoother slightly sweeter offerings. Glenlivet and the Macallan are widely available but if they are wine snobs see if you can get Royal Lochnagar - most pleasing and with a notable heritage.

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    AlanbrookeAlanbrooke Posts: 23,760
    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465

    BBC Scotland joins in :

    The BBC in Scotland has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effect of large drams.

    Hic .....

    Talking of which, I need some advice from the PB brains trust:

    I mentioned that a couple of weeks ago we had a new French colleague and his wife around.

    During the conversation, it turned out that they had never had scotch, and I have promised to get them some before our return trip. The problem is what to get them? Scotch varies so massively that it's impossible to get a true image with just one bottle (and I'm too tight to buy several).

    As I can't seem to find a selection taster pack here in Cambridge, and there isn't time to order one, can anyone suggest a 'good' malt that would be attractive and accessible to cheese-eating wine snobs? (*)

    (*) I'm joking. They're the first French couple I've met who don't like cheese. They are wine snobs though, and pleasantly so.
    Please NOT Scotch. It's whisky.

    Avoid the peaty varieties of malt whisky, go for the smoother slightly sweetier offerings. Glenlivet and the Macallan are widely available but if they are wine snobs see if you can get Royal Lochnagar - most pleasing and with a notable heritage.

    Nonsense one should serve whiskey not some poor scottish imitation of the real thing.
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    CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 39,879
    edited March 2014

    JackW said:

    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465

    BBC Scotland joins in :

    The BBC in Scotland has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effect of large drams.

    Hic .....

    Talking of which, I need some advice from the PB brains trust:

    I mentioned that a couple of weeks ago we had a new French colleague and his wife around.

    During the conversation, it turned out that they had never had scotch, and I have promised to get them some before our return trip. The problem is what to get them? Scotch varies so massively that it's impossible to get a true image with just one bottle (and I'm too tight to buy several).

    As I can't seem to find a selection taster pack here in Cambridge, and there isn't time to order one, can anyone suggest a 'good' malt that would be attractive and accessible to cheese-eating wine snobs? (*)

    (*) I'm joking. They're the first French couple I've met who don't like cheese. They are wine snobs though, and pleasantly so.
    As my dad would point out - there is the Scottish Malt Whisky Society. They sometimes do taster packs, and they have whisky tastings in various venues, even in the benighted realms of Lloegyr. There's one coming up in Fenland now -

    http://www.smws.co.uk/whisky-tastings/CambridgePreviewTasting00029758.html

    But it sounds as if you don't have time.

    Highland Park, Glenmorangie and Old Pulteney I like - a good idea of what a single malt can be without the very strong and to some extent acquired taste of Islay malts.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    Mr. Carnyx, Lloegyr? If Bernard Cornwell's Warlord Chronicles are accurate, that's Welsh for 'lost lands', referring to the former Celtic realm taken by Angles, Jutes and Saxons.

    Bit rich for a self-described Scotsman, whose ancestors came over from Ireland and took over the poor native Picts, to use such a term.

    As an aside, the Warlord Chronicles are Cornwell's best work, and well worth reading if you haven't already.
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    edited March 2014

    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465

    BBC Scotland joins in :

    The BBC in Scotland has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effect of large drams.

    Hic .....

    Talking of which, I need some advice from the PB brains trust:

    I mentioned that a couple of weeks ago we had a new French colleague and his wife around.

    During the conversation, it turned out that they had never had scotch, and I have promised to get them some before our return trip. The problem is what to get them? Scotch varies so massively that it's impossible to get a true image with just one bottle (and I'm too tight to buy several).

    As I can't seem to find a selection taster pack here in Cambridge, and there isn't time to order one, can anyone suggest a 'good' malt that would be attractive and accessible to cheese-eating wine snobs? (*)

    (*) I'm joking. They're the first French couple I've met who don't like cheese. They are wine snobs though, and pleasantly so.
    Please NOT Scotch. It's whisky.

    Avoid the peaty varieties of malt whisky, go for the smoother slightly sweetier offerings. Glenlivet and the Macallan are widely available but if they are wine snobs see if you can get Royal Lochnagar - most pleasing and with a notable heritage.

    Nonsense one should serve whiskey not some poor scottish imitation of the real thing.
    Herr Kaptain von JackW - "You vill also go on ze list. Vot is your name ??"

    Captain Josias Jessop - "Don't tell him Alanbrooke ...."

    Herr Kaptain von JackW - "Zo .... Alanbrooke."

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    BobaFettBobaFett Posts: 2,789
    @Alan @Jack

    Both of you need to open your minds and mouths to brews from other nations. There is much to be enjoyed from foreigners - consider the Japanese, Americans and Welsh, as well as your rivals from over the water.
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    BobaFett said:

    @Alan @Jack

    Both of you need to open your minds and mouths to brews from other nations. There is much to be enjoyed from foreigners - consider the Japanese, Americans and Welsh, as well as your rivals from over the water.

    To rephrase Nick Palmer from Sunday :

    Testicles !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340
    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.
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    CarnyxCarnyx Posts: 39,879

    Mr. Carnyx, Lloegyr? If Bernard Cornwell's Warlord Chronicles are accurate, that's Welsh for 'lost lands', referring to the former Celtic realm taken by Angles, Jutes and Saxons.

    Bit rich for a self-described Scotsman, whose ancestors came over from Ireland and took over the poor native Picts, to use such a term.

    As an aside, the Warlord Chronicles are Cornwell's best work, and well worth reading if you haven't already.

    Oh come, you should never make the mistake of equating Scots with Celts or Gaels - we are far too mixed for that culturally and linguistically (which is one reason I get irritated with London metrojournos calling us the Celtic fringe). Even personally, I have good reason to assume I'm a mongrel mix of Angle, Dane, Gael, Celt (including North Welsh if the legends are correct), Pict and so on. And when I was a student handing in my essay at uni to a biology professor his lady students grabbed me, pushed me into a chair, and brought out a great big needle. Next week it was 'Thanks so much, that is a really useful sample for our blood genetic markers, we don't have many Africans here'!! I've never been sure whether I just have an unusual marker or if it indicates a rather more mixed ancestry even than is usual ...

    The Warlord Chronicles are already on the bookshelf ... but thanks for checking! And I like Duggan too, as some of us discussed recently. And there is Keith Roberts's Boat of Fate too.

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    Sean_FSean_F Posts: 35,896
    I'd recommend Talisker Storm to anybody. Also, Highland Park, Oban, and Isle of Jura.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038
    Financier said:

    Co-op Group chief executive Euan Sutherland has written a resignation letter, the BBC's Robert Peston says.

    Mr Sutherland says in the letter he believes the group is "ungovernable".

    Mr Sutherland, who joined last May, said last month that 2013 had been "perhaps the worst year" in the Co-op's long history and it had "lost its way".

    Mr Sutherland's move comes after the bank's financial problems, and the resignation of former chairman Paul Flowers for alleged drugs offences.

    Mr Sutherland is thought to be "demoralised and fed-up," according to the BBC's business editor.

    Sounds to me as if the problems are with Mr Sutherland a least as much as with the Co-op.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038
    Carnyx said:

    Mr. Carnyx, Lloegyr? If Bernard Cornwell's Warlord Chronicles are accurate, that's Welsh for 'lost lands', referring to the former Celtic realm taken by Angles, Jutes and Saxons.

    Bit rich for a self-described Scotsman, whose ancestors came over from Ireland and took over the poor native Picts, to use such a term.

    As an aside, the Warlord Chronicles are Cornwell's best work, and well worth reading if you haven't already.

    Oh come, you should never make the mistake of equating Scots with Celts or Gaels - we are far too mixed for that culturally and linguistically (which is one reason I get irritated with London metrojournos calling us the Celtic fringe). Even personally, I have good reason to assume I'm a mongrel mix of Angle, Dane, Gael, Celt (including North Welsh if the legends are correct), Pict and so on. And when I was a student handing in my essay at uni to a biology professor his lady students grabbed me, pushed me into a chair, and brought out a great big needle. Next week it was 'Thanks so much, that is a really useful sample for our blood genetic markers, we don't have many Africans here'!! I've never been sure whether I just have an unusual marker or if it indicates a rather more mixed ancestry even than is usual ...

    The Warlord Chronicles are already on the bookshelf ... but thanks for checking! And I like Duggan too, as some of us discussed recently. And there is Keith Roberts's Boat of Fate too.

    There are persistent stories of genetic markers usually found in Africa occurring in Yorkshire.
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    AlanbrookeAlanbrooke Posts: 23,760
    Carnyx said:

    Mr. Carnyx, Lloegyr? If Bernard Cornwell's Warlord Chronicles are accurate, that's Welsh for 'lost lands', referring to the former Celtic realm taken by Angles, Jutes and Saxons.

    Bit rich for a self-described Scotsman, whose ancestors came over from Ireland and took over the poor native Picts, to use such a term.

    As an aside, the Warlord Chronicles are Cornwell's best work, and well worth reading if you haven't already.

    Oh come, you should never make the mistake of equating Scots with Celts or Gaels - we are far too mixed for that culturally and linguistically (which is one reason I get irritated with London metrojournos calling us the Celtic fringe). Even personally, I have good reason to assume I'm a mongrel mix of Angle, Dane, Gael, Celt (including North Welsh if the legends are correct), Pict and so on. And when I was a student handing in my essay at uni to a biology professor his lady students grabbed me, pushed me into a chair, and brought out a great big needle. Next week it was 'Thanks so much, that is a really useful sample for our blood genetic markers, we don't have many Africans here'!! I've never been sure whether I just have an unusual marker or if it indicates a rather more mixed ancestry even than is usual ...

    The Warlord Chronicles are already on the bookshelf ... but thanks for checking! And I like Duggan too, as some of us discussed recently. And there is Keith Roberts's Boat of Fate too.

    I thought there were quite a few britons with an African\ME background perhaps the result of Roman legionaries posted here and intertwining with the locals.
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    volcanopetevolcanopete Posts: 2,078
    I enjoyed the irony of 50% of Ukip voters on "Very rich and use legal measures to minimise tax".
    Farage and his trust fund.
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ukip-leader-nigel-farage-admits-1972988
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    MonikerDiCanioMonikerDiCanio Posts: 5,792
    JackW said:

    BobaFett said:

    @Alan @Jack

    Both of you need to open your minds and mouths to brews from other nations. There is much to be enjoyed from foreigners - consider the Japanese, Americans and Welsh, as well as your rivals from over the water.

    To rephrase Nick Palmer from Sunday :

    Testicles !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dr Palmer is free to talk bollocks.
    "What sort of country are we living in if a politician comes to Nottingham and speaks here to a group of people in the city centre and, during his speech, a heckler replies "bollocks". Are we to expect this person to be incarcerated, or do we live in a country where we are proud of our Anglo-Saxon language?".
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    dugarbandierdugarbandier Posts: 2,596



    I thought there were quite a few britons with an African\ME background perhaps the result of Roman legionaries posted here and intertwining with the locals.

    The vikings could fair get about as well, presumably they could get down to morocco easily enough? One of the sagas mentions going to palestine?(i think- njal's?)

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    AlastairMeeksAlastairMeeks Posts: 30,340
    Off topic, two things about Evan Davis and his Zipf law on city sizes.

    1) It's very dubious. While you can find countries it works for, you can find plenty of countries it doesn't come close to working for.

    2) If you treat London as the first and second city (allocating its population in the ratio 2:1), it works quite well for Britain. So perhaps that's the answer to what's the second city in Britain: London, first and second.
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    I can't see your graphic on my office computer.

    Is this the YouGov analysis with the leading compound question: "Being an Etonian and being out of touch".

    I suspect that if you polled those separately you would get a different answer.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038



    I thought there were quite a few britons with an African\ME background perhaps the result of Roman legionaries posted here and intertwining with the locals.

    The vikings could fair get about as well, presumably they could get down to morocco easily enough? One of the sagas mentions going to palestine?(i think- njal's?)

    They certainly went to Constantinople reasonably frequently.
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    dugarbandierdugarbandier Posts: 2,596
    nay, Orkneyinga saga (Wikipedia confirms)
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    Mr. Dugarbandier, could be wrong but I don't think it's Njal's (only saga I've read, by chance). I do recall reading about a Viking chap who went into the Mediterranean, though. it didn't happen often because of the narrow entrance making it easy to get trapped.
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    King Cole, they could get decent jobs in the Varangian Guard down in Mikligard (under the notably fantastic Basil II, who did, it must be said, massively cock up the succession by not having any kids).
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    JosiasJessopJosiasJessop Posts: 39,057
    edited March 2014
    Charles said:

    I can't see your graphic on my office computer.

    Is this the YouGov analysis with the leading compound question: "Being an Etonian and being out of touch".

    I suspect that if you polled those separately you would get a different answer.

    Yes it is. From the tables: "That they went to Eton and don't understand how normal people live."

    Naughty.

    Thanks to everyone for the replies about whisky. I've rearranged my day, and I'm going to go into the perilous heart of Cambridge later to see what I can find.

    As for Scotch-vs-whisky: when I was a teenager and relatively new to the world of drink, I got yelled at in a remote Scottish pub for asking for a 'Scotch'. The barman testily said; "There's only one type of whisky worth it's name, and calling it 'Scotch' makes it sounds as if ye think there's anything else. Ask for whisky, laddie, and ye'll get the best."

    The accent might have been added by my memory ... ;-)
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    MonikerDiCanioMonikerDiCanio Posts: 5,792
    edited March 2014

    Mr. Dugarbandier, could be wrong but I don't think it's Njal's (only saga I've read, by chance). I do recall reading about a Viking chap who went into the Mediterranean, though. it didn't happen often because of the narrow entrance making it easy to get trapped.

    The Normans were Vikings and they once controlled the whole of Southern Italy.
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    TGOHFTGOHF Posts: 21,633
    What a nasty class bigoted country we have become .

    Better news on the drugs front though.
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    FinancierFinancier Posts: 3,916
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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    Miss DiCanio, ah, yes. I remember that (very vaguely). I do tend to consider Normans separate from Vikings, to be honest.
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    Sean_F said:

    I'd recommend Talisker Storm to anybody. Also, Highland Park, Oban, and Isle of Jura.


    My local tesco were knocking out Jura Diurachs' Own 16 Year Old Malt for 22 quid a bottle last week. I cleared the shelf of the last 3!
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    antifrank said:

    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.

    Perhaps we should have a PB Posters Nude Posing Calendar for 2015 .... all very tasteful :

    Mr January - Mike Smithson with strategically placed "Winning Here" placard
    Mrs February - Fitalass and some pussy
    Mr March - JohnO and carefully place Bournmouth rail ticket
    Mr April - MikeK chained to a cooker - knobs covering his .... er .... switches.
    Mr May - Nick Palmer - A ballot paper saving his deposit
    Mr June - SeanT - Reposing over his first edition
    Mr July - Andrea - First among equals
    Mr August - Neil - Green with envy in a fig leaf
    Mr September - Stuart Dickson - A vegetable among men - Some Swede.
    Mr October - Morris Dancer - Wiffle sticks can't hide the truth
    Mr November - JackW - His erection to the peerage well supported.
    Mr December - Peter the Punter - wagering there's more to him than meets your eyes.

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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    Incidentally, Conservative MP talks sense on postal votes: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26520836

    Ministers won't change it, though:

    Cabinet Office minister Greg Clark said he recognised the problem of fraud but did not think postal voting on demand should be scrapped.

    "Postal voting has proved very important in making sure that people can access the franchise. "

    Prolate spheroids, as Mr. Palmer might say. 99% of people can vote perfectly easily with pen and paper on the day. They even get a nice relaxing walk first. Higher turnout at the cost of the result's integrity is worthless.
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    BenMBenM Posts: 1,795
    The only ones that make me recoil are:

    - minimising tax (I don't care if it is legal, it's immoral and that counts far more)
    - Getting into politics through family connections

    I think it is a shame prejudice has pushed >50% of Lib/Lab/UKIP (see what I did there!) to say that attending Eton makes you unsuitable to be a politician - although with reference to the current crop of former Etonian Tories I can understand it.
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    FinancierFinancier Posts: 3,916
    UKIP could attract 30 per cent of the vote if it can get its act together, a major new study of the party claims today.

    The academic study, which analysed the views of more than 100,000 voters, says support for Ukip is driven not just by Euroscepticism, but also by ‘hostility’ to immigration and ‘intense dissatisfaction’ with the three main parties.

    It suggests that almost one-third of voters share at least two of these values and might be persuaded to vote for the party in future if it can succeed in getting its message across.

    The study also finds that Ukip’s potential support has increased since the start of the financial crisis, with public dissatisfaction growing about the way the main parties have handled immigration.

    The report’s co-author Dr Robert Ford, of the University of Manchester, said: ‘UKIP are currently winning over one voter in ten but their potential far exceeds their current support in the polls by a margin of three to one.

    This revolt has been a long time coming, but may have a long way to run.’ The new study also suggests that Ukip’s supporters have been ‘deeply misunderstood’, with the party now attracting growing support from working class voters.

    The findings are drawn from a new book on the party by Dr Ford and Matthew Goodwin, of the University of Nottingham.

    Dr Goodwin said: ‘Ukip are winning over the “Left Behind” groups in British society - old, working class, men, with very few educational qualifications.

    These are voters who hold a very different set of values to the professional, middle-class majority - they are far more nationalist, Eurosceptic, fiercely opposed to immigration and feel like they have no voice in politics. They look out at a country their neither recognise nor want to be a part of......

    But the study warns that the party faces a series of major challenges, including a demographic timebomb resulting from the fact it has ‘little appeal to university graduates, the young or ethnic minorities’.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577971/UKIP-hit-30-message-Analysis-100-000-voters-views-says-support-party-not-just-driven-Eurosceptism.html#ixzz2vdzzcmLL

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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    Mr. M, would you include using things like ISAs as bad but legal (to use your perspective) tax minimisation?

    I do think there are measures which are reasonable, and those which are legal but taking the piss (like Jimmy Carr).
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038

    King Cole, they could get decent jobs in the Varangian Guard down in Mikligard (under the notably fantastic Basil II, who did, it must be said, massively cock up the succession by not having any kids).

    Makes sense to employ a squad of Vikings as a bodyguard. MDC rightly makes the point that the Viking “explosion” had significant effects all over Europe. Effects that probably last in some measure to today!
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    MonikerDiCanioMonikerDiCanio Posts: 5,792
    BenM said:

    The only ones that make me recoil are:

    - minimising tax (I don't care if it is legal, it's immoral and that counts far more)
    - Getting into politics through family connections

    I think it is a shame prejudice has pushed >50% of Lib/Lab/UKIP (see what I did there!) to say that attending Eton makes you unsuitable to be a politician - although with reference to the current crop of former Etonian Tories I can understand it.

    EdM comes from a well connected political family and skillfully minimized his property inheritance taxes. Do you recoil?

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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    King Cole, the Varangians were first used as guards by some Muscovite prince or other, but once he'd secured the throne he didn't really want a bunch of heavily armed, well-trained and greedy chaps around. At the same time, the Byzantine emperors realised their own troops weren't the most trustworthy, so the Varangians drifted towards Mikligard, as they called Byzantium/Constantinople.
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    MikeSmithsonMikeSmithson Posts: 7,382
    JackW said:

    antifrank said:

    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.

    Perhaps we should have a PB Posters Nude Posing Calendar for 2015 .... all very tasteful :

    Mr January - Mike Smithson with strategically placed "Winning Here" placard
    Mrs February - Fitalass and some pussy
    Mr March - JohnO and carefully place Bournmouth rail ticket
    Mr April - MikeK chained to a cooker - knobs covering his .... er .... switches.
    Mr May - Nick Palmer - A ballot paper saving his deposit
    Mr June - SeanT - Reposing over his first edition
    Mr July - Andrea - First among equals
    Mr August - Neil - Green with envy in a fig leaf
    Mr September - Stuart Dickson - A vegetable among men - Some Swede.
    Mr October - Morris Dancer - Wiffle sticks can't hide the truth
    Mr November - JackW - His erection to the peerage well supported.
    Mr December - Peter the Punter - wagering there's more to him than meets your eyes.

    For January it would have to be a very large placard

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    BobaFettBobaFett Posts: 2,789
    @Morris Dancer

    Get off your hobby horse and drink your milk.

    You might not but people lead ferociously busy lives. Voting should be easy, not an obstacle course.

    Do you have any evidence that postal voting is any more prone to fraud than any other?
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    FinancierFinancier Posts: 3,916

    Miss DiCanio, ah, yes. I remember that (very vaguely). I do tend to consider Normans separate from Vikings, to be honest.

    Mr Morris Dancer.

    Were not the Normans, the North Men? Am not sure if this includes Vikings, Anglo-Saxons and Danes?

    I know that my family come over with/just after William the Conqueror and our name is still purish Anglo-Saxon. (we are named in the old rolls of Canterbury Cathedral)
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787

    JackW said:

    antifrank said:

    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.

    Perhaps we should have a PB Posters Nude Posing Calendar for 2015 .... all very tasteful :

    Mr January - Mike Smithson with strategically placed "Winning Here" placard
    Mrs February - Fitalass and some pussy
    Mr March - JohnO and carefully place Bournmouth rail ticket
    Mr April - MikeK chained to a cooker - knobs covering his .... er .... switches.
    Mr May - Nick Palmer - A ballot paper saving his deposit
    Mr June - SeanT - Reposing over his first edition
    Mr July - Andrea - First among equals
    Mr August - Neil - Green with envy in a fig leaf
    Mr September - Stuart Dickson - A vegetable among men - Some Swede.
    Mr October - Morris Dancer - Wiffle sticks can't hide the truth
    Mr November - JackW - His erection to the peerage well supported.
    Mr December - Peter the Punter - wagering there's more to him than meets your eyes.

    For January it would have to be a very large placard

    Well of course Mike .... it's a very large bald patch ....

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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    Mr. Fett, I don't drink milk.

    Ferociously busy lives don't excuse compromising the integrity of the vote for convenience. As for evidence postal voting is so bad it would (and I quote a judge 'disgrace a banana republic'.

    Mr. Financier, that's certainly where they came from but at a certain point peoples change, just as the Anglo-Saxons became the English.
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    FinancierFinancier Posts: 3,916
    JackW said:

    antifrank said:

    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.

    Perhaps we should have a PB Posters Nude Posing Calendar for 2015 .... all very tasteful :

    Mr January - Mike Smithson with strategically placed "Winning Here" placard
    Mrs February - Fitalass and some pussy
    Mr March - JohnO and carefully place Bournmouth rail ticket
    Mr April - MikeK chained to a cooker - knobs covering his .... er .... switches.
    Mr May - Nick Palmer - A ballot paper saving his deposit
    Mr June - SeanT - Reposing over his first edition
    Mr July - Andrea - First among equals
    Mr August - Neil - Green with envy in a fig leaf
    Mr September - Stuart Dickson - A vegetable among men - Some Swede.
    Mr October - Morris Dancer - Wiffle sticks can't hide the truth
    Mr November - JackW - His erection to the peerage well supported.
    Mr December - Peter the Punter - wagering there's more to him than meets your eyes.

    Jack W

    Not enough ladies. Perhaps you could persuade Plato to return - cuddling her pussies.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038

    King Cole, the Varangians were first used as guards by some Muscovite prince or other, but once he'd secured the throne he didn't really want a bunch of heavily armed, well-trained and greedy chaps around. At the same time, the Byzantine emperors realised their own troops weren't the most trustworthy, so the Varangians drifted towards Mikligard, as they called Byzantium/Constantinople.

    Odd that the Thai’s call Europeans ‘farangs”, a word which seems similar to the Old Norse væringi, from which I’m told the word Varangian is derived.

    There is, I understand, debate about whence the Thai word came.
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    The ones where UKIP supporters appear to differ most markedly from the others are "Never had a real job", "Got into politics through family connections", and "Belonged to a far right party in their youth".

    The others parties' supporters are in general agreement with each other on these.

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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    Financier said:

    JackW said:

    antifrank said:

    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.

    Perhaps we should have a PB Posters Nude Posing Calendar for 2015 .... all very tasteful :

    Mr January - Mike Smithson with strategically placed "Winning Here" placard
    Mrs February - Fitalass and some pussy
    Mr March - JohnO and carefully place Bournmouth rail ticket
    Mr April - MikeK chained to a cooker - knobs covering his .... er .... switches.
    Mr May - Nick Palmer - A ballot paper saving his deposit
    Mr June - SeanT - Reposing over his first edition
    Mr July - Andrea - First among equals
    Mr August - Neil - Green with envy in a fig leaf
    Mr September - Stuart Dickson - A vegetable among men - Some Swede.
    Mr October - Morris Dancer - Wiffle sticks can't hide the truth
    Mr November - JackW - His erection to the peerage well supported.
    Mr December - Peter the Punter - wagering there's more to him than meets your eyes.

    Jack W

    Not enough ladies. Perhaps you could persuade Plato to return - cuddling her pussies.
    I've heard it said she's a woman unlike any other ....

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    malcolmgmalcolmg Posts: 42,062

    JackW said:

    Off-topic:

    The BBC has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effects of large dams.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26512465

    BBC Scotland joins in :

    The BBC in Scotland has an interesting and balanced article on the economics, social and environmental effect of large drams.

    Hic .....

    Talking of which, I need some advice from the PB brains trust:

    I mentioned that a couple of weeks ago we had a new French colleague and his wife around.

    During the conversation, it turned out that they had never had scotch, and I have promised to get them some before our return trip. The problem is what to get them? Scotch varies so massively that it's impossible to get a true image with just one bottle (and I'm too tight to buy several).

    As I can't seem to find a selection taster pack here in Cambridge, and there isn't time to order one, can anyone suggest a 'good' malt that would be attractive and accessible to cheese-eating wine snobs? (*)

    (*) I'm joking. They're the first French couple I've met who don't like cheese. They are wine snobs though, and pleasantly so.
    Glenrothes is a lovely malt and starts at reasonable prices. Jura 10 year old is pleasant as well and again reasonably priced.
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    Sean_FSean_F Posts: 35,896
    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    antifrank said:

    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.

    Perhaps we should have a PB Posters Nude Posing Calendar for 2015 .... all very tasteful :

    Mr January - Mike Smithson with strategically placed "Winning Here" placard
    Mrs February - Fitalass and some pussy
    Mr March - JohnO and carefully place Bournmouth rail ticket
    Mr April - MikeK chained to a cooker - knobs covering his .... er .... switches.
    Mr May - Nick Palmer - A ballot paper saving his deposit
    Mr June - SeanT - Reposing over his first edition
    Mr July - Andrea - First among equals
    Mr August - Neil - Green with envy in a fig leaf
    Mr September - Stuart Dickson - A vegetable among men - Some Swede.
    Mr October - Morris Dancer - Wiffle sticks can't hide the truth
    Mr November - JackW - His erection to the peerage well supported.
    Mr December - Peter the Punter - wagering there's more to him than meets your eyes.

    For January it would have to be a very large placard

    Well of course Mike .... it's a very large bald patch ....

    Baldness is supposedly linked to virility.

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    Morris_DancerMorris_Dancer Posts: 60,998
    Mr. F, not to mention aerodynamics.
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    stodgestodge Posts: 12,883
    Morning all :)

    As I recall, a number of Saxons left England after the Conquest and took service in the Imperial Guard at Byzantium.
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    JackWJackW Posts: 14,787
    Sean_F said:

    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    antifrank said:

    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.

    Perhaps we should have a PB Posters Nude Posing Calendar for 2015 .... all very tasteful :

    Mr January - Mike Smithson with strategically placed "Winning Here" placard
    Mrs February - Fitalass and some pussy
    Mr March - JohnO and carefully place Bournmouth rail ticket
    Mr April - MikeK chained to a cooker - knobs covering his .... er .... switches.
    Mr May - Nick Palmer - A ballot paper saving his deposit
    Mr June - SeanT - Reposing over his first edition
    Mr July - Andrea - First among equals
    Mr August - Neil - Green with envy in a fig leaf
    Mr September - Stuart Dickson - A vegetable among men - Some Swede.
    Mr October - Morris Dancer - Wiffle sticks can't hide the truth
    Mr November - JackW - His erection to the peerage well supported.
    Mr December - Peter the Punter - wagering there's more to him than meets your eyes.

    For January it would have to be a very large placard

    Well of course Mike .... it's a very large bald patch ....

    Baldness is supposedly linked to virility.

    Indeed so Sean .... Mike Smithson as a sex symbol ....

    We'll never think of LibDem lost deposits in the same way ever again !!

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    Richard_TyndallRichard_Tyndall Posts: 30,970
    stodge said:

    Morning all :)

    As I recall, a number of Saxons left England after the Conquest and took service in the Imperial Guard at Byzantium.

    That was the basis of Julian Rathbone's wonderful book Last King of England but I wasn't aware there was any basis in fact.
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    PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 75,966
    edited March 2014
    Cheltenham:

    @Raceclear have their ratings up - they are a profitable entity (If you can get the prices)

    I've done the following for the Supreme Novices - combined 3 bookie's offers.

    All prices are Best odds Guaranteed.

    £20 for Irving with Paddy Power (2/1, but will get longer Start Price)- Stake back if 2nd,3rd or 4th
    £3 E/W "Un Ace" Will Hills @ 33-1 Places paid 1,2,3,4,5
    £6 E/W "Josses Hill" Will Hills @ 14-1 Places paid 1,2,3,4,5
    £10 Betfair Sportsbook Double - Bet refunded (As free bet) if loser for Vatour @ 4-1 and Quevega 8-11 Mares Hurdle.

    1.30 Supreme Novices' Hurdle
    1. Irving
    2. Vautour
    3. Josses Hill/Un Ace

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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038

    stodge said:

    Morning all :)

    As I recall, a number of Saxons left England after the Conquest and took service in the Imperial Guard at Byzantium.

    That was the basis of Julian Rathbone's wonderful book Last King of England but I wasn't aware there was any basis in fact.
    Reasonably well documented, I think.
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    Sean_FSean_F Posts: 35,896

    stodge said:

    Morning all :)

    As I recall, a number of Saxons left England after the Conquest and took service in the Imperial Guard at Byzantium.

    That was the basis of Julian Rathbone's wonderful book Last King of England but I wasn't aware there was any basis in fact.
    Yes, they fought Robert Guiscard at Durazzo.

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    MikeSmithsonMikeSmithson Posts: 7,382
    Sean_F said:

    JackW said:

    JackW said:

    antifrank said:

    Back on topic, if only I'd had a good enough body to pose nude in an adult mag.

    Perhaps we should have a PB Posters Nude Posing Calendar for 2015 .... all very tasteful :

    Mr January - Mike Smithson with strategically placed "Winning Here" placard
    Mrs February - Fitalass and some pussy
    Mr March - JohnO and carefully place Bournmouth rail ticket
    Mr April - MikeK chained to a cooker - knobs covering his .... er .... switches.
    Mr May - Nick Palmer - A ballot paper saving his deposit
    Mr June - SeanT - Reposing over his first edition
    Mr July - Andrea - First among equals
    Mr August - Neil - Green with envy in a fig leaf
    Mr September - Stuart Dickson - A vegetable among men - Some Swede.
    Mr October - Morris Dancer - Wiffle sticks can't hide the truth
    Mr November - JackW - His erection to the peerage well supported.
    Mr December - Peter the Punter - wagering there's more to him than meets your eyes.

    For January it would have to be a very large placard

    Well of course Mike .... it's a very large bald patch ....

    Baldness is supposedly linked to virility.

    I'm not going to rise to this although it is very hard.

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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    antifrank said:

    Off topic, two things about Evan Davis and his Zipf law on city sizes.

    1) It's very dubious. While you can find countries it works for, you can find plenty of countries it doesn't come close to working for.

    2) If you treat London as the first and second city (allocating its population in the ratio 2:1), it works quite well for Britain. So perhaps that's the answer to what's the second city in Britain: London, first and second.

    Well, durr!

    Of course London as we conceive of it today is multiple cities.

    The City of London and the City of Westminster being the most obvious, plus multiple hamlets to the north (e.g. Hampstead) and west (e.g. Kensington)
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    Stuart_DicksonStuart_Dickson Posts: 3,557
    Ladbrokes - Stroud (Con Maj = 1,299)

    Lab 4/9
    Con 7/4
    UKIP 33/1
    Grn 100/1
    LD 100/1
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    Sky News reporting Bob Crow has died, unconfirmed so far.
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    PulpstarPulpstar Posts: 75,966

    Sky News reporting Bob Crow has died, unconfirmed so far.

    Sad news if true.
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    SlackbladderSlackbladder Posts: 9,711
    Bob Crow..wow.
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    OldKingColeOldKingCole Posts: 32,038
    edited March 2014
    Re Bob Crow; Wikipedia has changed it’s entry to say he’s died.
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    CharlesCharles Posts: 35,758
    edited March 2014

    Sky News reporting Bob Crow has died, unconfirmed so far.

    They are citing Press Association.

    RIPAMTLPSUT
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