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Why Mr Bond…we’re not expecting you… – politicalbetting.com

SystemSystem Posts: 11,002
edited February 2022 in General
imageWhy Mr Bond…we’re not expecting you… – politicalbetting.com

Good evening, Mr Bond. I know you like a flutter, and that’s why I designed my latest scheme just for you.

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  • Beibheirli_CBeibheirli_C Posts: 7,981
    edited January 2022
    Second like Boris, after he sacrifices a few underlings first
  • Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.
  • rottenboroughrottenborough Posts: 58,044
    Sam Coates Sky
    @SamCoatesSky
    ·
    28m
    Tory MPs acting as if Rome is about to fall

    https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1485375452202082315
  • DavidLDavidL Posts: 50,780
    For me the end of the last film was a perfectly fitting conclusion to a very tired and deeply old fahioned franchise which has lived on well beyond its sell by date. Enough.
  • Beibheirli_CBeibheirli_C Posts: 7,981

    Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.

    Boris's initials are the wrong way around to let him be a super-agent. All the agents have JB, not BJ

    James Bond
    Jack Bauer
    Jason Bourne
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 43,627
    edited January 2022
    DavidL said:

    For me the end of the last film was a perfectly fitting conclusion to a very tired and deeply old fahioned franchise which has lived on well beyond its sell by date. Enough.

    That's what they said.

    Then Brosnan came along.

    That's what they said. Again.

    Then Daniel Craig came along.

    Now they say....

    EDIT: The last film was a pile of junk, though.
  • Oh my.

    Mark Butcher has just said of Moeen Ali & Adil Rashid

    'England's spin twins are double teaming the West Indies'
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 10,775

    DavidL said:

    For me the end of the last film was a perfectly fitting conclusion to a very tired and deeply old fahioned franchise which has lived on well beyond its sell by date. Enough.

    That's what they said.

    Then Brosnan came along.

    That's what they said. Again.

    Then Daniel Craig came along.

    Now they say....
    Yes, and it's still stale.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 91,408
    Boris needs to be PM for another 39 days to beat Percval, and 136 days to beat Brown. Surely the latter is a bare minimum.

    On Bond, Rege-Jean Page was one suave gentleman, but people seem to like grizzled Bonds.

    I think the recent Bond films have been particularly good earners, since Skyfall made almost twice what QoS did, which seem slike they'd want to make them come out more regularly, but even without Covid they have been quite slow.
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 43,627
    Farooq said:

    DavidL said:

    For me the end of the last film was a perfectly fitting conclusion to a very tired and deeply old fahioned franchise which has lived on well beyond its sell by date. Enough.

    That's what they said.

    Then Brosnan came along.

    That's what they said. Again.

    Then Daniel Craig came along.

    Now they say....
    Yes, and it's still stale.
    You might think that, but the franchise moved on, and got lots of new fans and my, how the money rolled in.

    A successful re-invention of Bond is worth billions. Of course it will be tried.
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328

    Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.

    Boris's initials are the wrong way around to let him be a super-agent. All the agents have JB, not BJ

    James Bond
    Jack Bauer
    Jason Bourne
    Bond, James
    Bauer, Jack
    Bourne, Jason

    See. Fixed
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,623
    edited January 2022
    For the tongue-in-cheek option, Jodie Whittaker's just finished her stint as Dr. Who...
    Farooq said:

    Yes, and it's still stale.

    That appears to be the primary criteria for a Hollywood blockbuster now, though.
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 10,775

    Farooq said:

    DavidL said:

    For me the end of the last film was a perfectly fitting conclusion to a very tired and deeply old fahioned franchise which has lived on well beyond its sell by date. Enough.

    That's what they said.

    Then Brosnan came along.

    That's what they said. Again.

    Then Daniel Craig came along.

    Now they say....
    Yes, and it's still stale.
    You might think that, but the franchise moved on, and got lots of new fans and my, how the money rolled in.

    A successful re-invention of Bond is worth billions. Of course it will be tried.
    It's ok to express a negative opinion about something that's also popular.
    Many of us do it when talking about Trump or Biden or Boris or whatever.

    The essential thing for you to remember, though, is that all those people who pay money to watch Bond films, they're wrong. And I'm right. Things are so much easier once you realise this.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 91,408
    I love how quickly movies got made back in the day, even considering less post production effects etc.
    • Dr No 1963
    • From Russia With Love 1964
    • Goldfiner 1964
    • Thunderball 1965
    • Casino Royale 1967 (which I don't remember but must have been shit, as it had the largest budget but made 100m less than the previous movie)
    • You Only Live Twice 1967
    https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/James-Bond#tab=summary
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 43,627
    On topic (ish)

    On changing actors for Bond - a great introduction - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZhA6FZSbNE
  • Beibheirli_CBeibheirli_C Posts: 7,981
    TimT said:

    Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.

    Boris's initials are the wrong way around to let him be a super-agent. All the agents have JB, not BJ

    James Bond
    Jack Bauer
    Jason Bourne
    Bond, James
    Bauer, Jack
    Bourne, Jason

    See. Fixed
    Johnson, Boris - still the wrong way round.

    Boris's initial's "BJ" are a colloquialism for "Bl*w job" which would not surprise me.

    Not so much undercover as underpants......
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379
    edited January 2022
    I'm confused by this batting collapse in the cricket. It seems to be the wrong team.
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,623

    TimT said:

    Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.

    Boris's initials are the wrong way around to let him be a super-agent. All the agents have JB, not BJ

    James Bond
    Jack Bauer
    Jason Bourne
    Bond, James
    Bauer, Jack
    Bourne, Jason

    See. Fixed
    Johnson, Boris - still the wrong way round.

    Boris's initial's "BJ" are a colloquialism for "Bl*w job" which would not surprise me.

    Not so much undercover as underpants......
    From a Bond perspective, that might be Oddjob's partner-in-crime.
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328
    kle4 said:

    I love how quickly movies got made back in the day, even considering less post production effects etc.

    • Dr No 1963
    • From Russia With Love 1964
    • Goldfiner 1964
    • Thunderball 1965
    • Casino Royale 1967 (which I don't remember but must have been shit, as it had the largest budget but made 100m less than the previous movie)
    • You Only Live Twice 1967
    https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/James-Bond#tab=summary
    And No Time To Die box office $774m Alas, I think this tired old franchise will keep on keeping on until that number is less attractive.
  • IshmaelZIshmaelZ Posts: 21,830
    kle4 said:

    I love how quickly movies got made back in the day, even considering less post production effects etc.

    • Dr No 1963
    • From Russia With Love 1964
    • Goldfiner 1964
    • Thunderball 1965
    • Casino Royale 1967 (which I don't remember but must have been shit, as it had the largest budget but made 100m less than the previous movie)
    • You Only Live Twice 1967
    https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/James-Bond#tab=summary
    CR1967 was a car crash of epic proportions. Anomaly all round.
  • Northern_AlNorthern_Al Posts: 7,461

    TimT said:

    Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.

    Boris's initials are the wrong way around to let him be a super-agent. All the agents have JB, not BJ

    James Bond
    Jack Bauer
    Jason Bourne
    Bond, James
    Bauer, Jack
    Bourne, Jason

    See. Fixed
    Johnson, Boris - still the wrong way round.

    Boris's initial's "BJ" are a colloquialism for "Bl*w job" which would not surprise me.

    Not so much undercover as underpants......
    And we know that BoJo likes to Roger More.
    I hope he doesn't like to Pierce Brosnan as well.
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328

    Farooq said:

    DavidL said:

    For me the end of the last film was a perfectly fitting conclusion to a very tired and deeply old fahioned franchise which has lived on well beyond its sell by date. Enough.

    That's what they said.

    Then Brosnan came along.

    That's what they said. Again.

    Then Daniel Craig came along.

    Now they say....
    Yes, and it's still stale.
    You might think that, but the franchise moved on, and got lots of new fans and my, how the money rolled in.

    A successful re-invention of Bond is worth billions. Of course it will be tried.
    I guess there is still an element of Cool Britannia which can be made to sell globally, despite British self-loathing.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,074
    edited January 2022
    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
  • kle4 said:

    I love how quickly movies got made back in the day, even considering less post production effects etc.

    • Dr No 1963
    • From Russia With Love 1964
    • Goldfiner 1964
    • Thunderball 1965
    • Casino Royale 1967 (which I don't remember but must have been shit, as it had the largest budget but made 100m less than the previous movie)
    • You Only Live Twice 1967
    https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/James-Bond#tab=summary
    Yeah, the 1967 Casino Royale was pretty terrible, basically playing the thing for laughs and failing.

    Think Austin Powers, only really badly done.
  • FarooqFarooq Posts: 10,775
    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
    Bridgerton is better than James Bond. This would be a step down for him, artistically.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,074
    Farooq said:

    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
    Bridgerton is better than James Bond. This would be a step down for him, artistically.
    ???? Seriously???? Bridgerton was utter tripe. Entertaining when you're locked in a barn unable to go out because of Covid. But tripe nonetheless.
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328
    IshmaelZ said:

    kle4 said:

    I love how quickly movies got made back in the day, even considering less post production effects etc.

    • Dr No 1963
    • From Russia With Love 1964
    • Goldfiner 1964
    • Thunderball 1965
    • Casino Royale 1967 (which I don't remember but must have been shit, as it had the largest budget but made 100m less than the previous movie)
    • You Only Live Twice 1967
    https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/James-Bond#tab=summary
    CR1967 was a car crash of epic proportions. Anomaly all round.
    In most respects, it was not a 'real' James Bond movie.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 91,408
    Cyclefree said:

    Farooq said:

    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
    Bridgerton is better than James Bond. This would be a step down for him, artistically.
    ???? Seriously???? Bridgerton was utter tripe. Entertaining when you're locked in a barn unable to go out because of Covid. But tripe nonetheless.
    Sometimes tripe is what people are looking for.
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328
    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.

    I thought he left Bridgerton because he didn't like the stardom?
  • Bit of hush now, folks. England are about to win a cricket match.
  • NigelbNigelb Posts: 61,589
    kle4 said:

    Cyclefree said:

    Farooq said:

    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
    Bridgerton is better than James Bond. This would be a step down for him, artistically.
    ???? Seriously???? Bridgerton was utter tripe. Entertaining when you're locked in a barn unable to go out because of Covid. But tripe nonetheless.
    Sometimes tripe is what people are looking for.
    I didn't have the stomach for it.
  • Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
    I'm struggling to think of a male actor who could do that convincingly.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 91,408
    TimT said:

    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.

    I thought he left Bridgerton because he didn't like the stardom?
    Joining a major Netflix production in the first place seems an odd choice then. He won't mind the pay bump, saw him in an ad at the cinema a few weeks ago.
  • TheuniondivvieTheuniondivvie Posts: 39,756
    edited January 2022

    Bit of hush now, folks. England are about to win a cricket match.

    Time for Vlad to strike as the Anglisky stagger around in a state of rapturous befuddlement.
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 12,415
    On topic. quincel no!

    Grandad Idris is too old for a sequence. Rege-Jean Page Will be fantastic bond.

    Trust me on this, anyone over 30 can’t choose the next bond, you have to leave it to us under 30.
  • Bit of hush now, folks. England are about to win a cricket match.

    Time for Vlad to strike as the Anglisky stagger around in a state of rapturous befuddlement.
    We're about to lose this match, 19 off the first four balls of this Chris Jordan over.
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 15,243
    edited January 2022
    with 42 seconds left in regulation play:

    Los Angeles Rams 27
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27

    this after the Buccs way behind most of the game - NEVER count out Tom Brady!

    EDIT - though Rams HAVE just won this playoff game:

    FINAL
    Los Angeles Rams 30
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27

    My point (verbal) still stands.
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 12,415
    kle4 said:

    Boris needs to be PM for another 39 days to beat Percval, and 136 days to beat Brown. Surely the latter is a bare minimum.

    On Bond, Rege-Jean Page was one suave gentleman, but people seem to like grizzled Bonds.

    I think the recent Bond films have been particularly good earners, since Skyfall made almost twice what QoS did, which seem slike they'd want to make them come out more regularly, but even without Covid they have been quite slow.

    “ Rege-Jean Page was one suave gentleman, but people seem to like grizzled Bonds.”

    Really? I’ve always seen Bonds as metrosexual mostly with just a dash of sporno
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328

    Bit of hush now, folks. England are about to win a cricket match.

    Time for Vlad to strike as the Anglisky stagger around in a state of rapturous befuddlement.
    Hang on. They are trying hard to lose it. 23 from five balls ...
  • Bit of hush now, folks. England are about to win a cricket match.

    Time for Vlad to strike as the Anglisky stagger around in a state of rapturous befuddlement.
    We're about to lose this match, 19 off the first four balls of this Chris Jordan over.
    Wow, just checked the score!
  • Surely the Wokes Who Rule the World will insist that next Bond is one-legged, non-White trans-sexual.

    With a lisp?
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328

    with 42 seconds left in regulation play:

    Los Angeles Rams 27
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27

    this after the Buccs way behind most of the game - NEVER count out Tom Brady!

    Rams win with a field goal
  • ApplicantApplicant Posts: 3,379

    with 42 seconds left in regulation play:

    Los Angeles Rams 27
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27

    this after the Buccs way behind most of the game - NEVER count out Tom Brady!

    Three games played in the Divisional round.

    Three walk-off field goals - all by the road team...
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328

    Surely the Wokes Who Rule the World will insist that next Bond is one-legged, non-White trans-sexual.

    With a lisp?

    And ginger hair.
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 12,415
    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    BRIDGERTON!

    Oh Z! 😲
  • Applicant said:

    with 42 seconds left in regulation play:

    Los Angeles Rams 27
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27

    this after the Buccs way behind most of the game - NEVER count out Tom Brady!

    Three games played in the Divisional round.

    Three walk-off field goals - all by the road team...
    Conspiracy? Kismet? Karma? Or just good Kicking?
  • TimT said:

    Surely the Wokes Who Rule the World will insist that next Bond is one-legged, non-White trans-sexual.

    With a lisp?

    And ginger hair.
    Saddened by your obvious prejudice against us baldies!
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328

    TimT said:

    Surely the Wokes Who Rule the World will insist that next Bond is one-legged, non-White trans-sexual.

    With a lisp?

    And ginger hair.
    Saddened by your obvious prejudice against us baldies!
    LOL. Only said that because on today's family call my brother and sisters filled me in on all the British comedians making redhead jokes. Was unaware it was a thing.
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 12,415
    Cyclefree said:

    Farooq said:

    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
    Bridgerton is better than James Bond. This would be a step down for him, artistically.
    ???? Seriously???? Bridgerton was utter tripe. Entertaining when you're locked in a barn unable to go out because of Covid. But tripe nonetheless.
    I enjoyed it, but I agree it was a bit lightweight and unreal, and I do prefer drama a bit more heavier. I can’t wait for Conversations With Friends
  • ENGLAND ARE SHITTING THE BED HERE!
  • dixiedeandixiedean Posts: 27,842
    TimT said:

    TimT said:

    Surely the Wokes Who Rule the World will insist that next Bond is one-legged, non-White trans-sexual.

    With a lisp?

    And ginger hair.
    Saddened by your obvious prejudice against us baldies!
    LOL. Only said that because on today's family call my brother and sisters filled me in on all the British comedians making redhead jokes. Was unaware it was a thing.
    I'm a redhead who is balding.
    But ydoethur thinks I'd make a good PM.
    So there is that.
  • Ok light the beacons of Gondor, England have won a cricket match.
  • Am thinking right now, of a dear friend now gone, a political hack of far higher status & achievement than yours truly.

    Boston Irish wiseguy who was a serious football fan, ditto for New England Patriots and Tom Brady.

    At least in last case, when Brady was playing and winning (to put it most mildly) for the Pats.

    Note entirely sure I know what he'd think about TB right now, though think he'd still be a fan - so long as he was NOT playing against NEP.

    Would love to call him up and ask. Perhaps might trying holding improptu seance with a bottle of Irish . . .
  • TimTTimT Posts: 6,328
    LOL England really did try hard to lose. Won it by 1 in spite of themselves
  • TimT said:

    LOL England really did try hard to lose. Won it by 1 in spite of themselves

    Never in doubt.
  • MaxPBMaxPB Posts: 37,603

    Bit of hush now, folks. England are about to win a cricket match.

    I think they read this comment.
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,274
    edited January 2022
    It won't be Idris Elba now for James Bond. He is coming up 50 and they will want to ensure that the new James Bond can do another 4-5 movies over the course of 10+ years. Daniel Craig was really pushing it at 53 in the last movie.
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,623

    ENGLAND ARE SHITTING THE BED HERE!

    I would pay good money to hear that on Test Match Special.
  • Ok light the beacons of Gondor, England have won a cricket match.

    Go, go, go!


  • TimT said:

    LOL England really did try hard to lose. Won it by 1 in spite of themselves

    Are you implying squad not even competent at point shaving? Tad harsh under the circumstances!
  • For the tongue-in-cheek option, Jodie Whittaker's just finished her stint as Dr. Who...

    And we can bet (or lay the favourite) on the next Doctor Who as well.
    https://www.oddschecker.com/novelty/specials/dr-who/next-dr-who-after-jodie-whittaker
  • England and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers more Spursy than Spurs.
  • Ok light the beacons of Gondor, England have won a cricket match.

    Go, go, go!


    You have just given me the critical insight re: perfect actor to play role of Leon as Great Aunt:

    Lady Penelope
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 3,623
    edited January 2022

    Ok light the beacons of Gondor, England have won a cricket match.

    Go, go, go!


    Reader, the new Top Gun film was not a commercial success.
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,074

    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
    I'm struggling to think of a male actor who could do that convincingly.
    He didn't.

    It was though very funny indeed - if utterly implausible, ludicrous and very badly acted.
  • There's something floating in the deadpool.


  • MexicanpeteMexicanpete Posts: 24,601

    Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.

    Bond in the style of Benny Hill!

    The reputation of yet another institution trashed by Johnson.
  • kle4kle4 Posts: 91,408

    There's something floating in the deadpool.


    Double notorious I see.
  • Ok light the beacons of Gondor, England have won a cricket match.

    Go, go, go!


    Reader, the new Top Gun film was not a commercial success.
    These new masks are getting silly.
  • SeaShantyIrish2SeaShantyIrish2 Posts: 15,243
    edited January 2022
    In today's 2nd NFL playoff game, Buffalo Bills are facing Kansas City Chiefs.

    My expectation is that Patrick Mahomes will lead the Chiefs to victory. He's truly amazing, great already and seemingly destined for even greater greatness.

    In my heart, however, gotta root for Buffalo Bills.

    Perennial losers since about time Jack Kemp retired from pro football to take up pro politics. Fans are great - they at least deserve to win, at least once.

    Plus for first time in long time, heard "Marty & McGee Show" on ESPN radio this AM, and they featured fellow broadcaster, champion baker and stalwart Bills fan Christine Lisi.

    She swung my vote!

    1Q 08.00 Buffalo 7 Kansas City 0
  • MoonRabbitMoonRabbit Posts: 12,415

    For the tongue-in-cheek option, Jodie Whittaker's just finished her stint as Dr. Who...

    And we can bet (or lay the favourite) on the next Doctor Who as well.
    https://www.oddschecker.com/novelty/specials/dr-who/next-dr-who-after-jodie-whittaker
    Richard Ayoade for me
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 59,540
    As bad as Brexit has been, I fully admit that a significant upside is that the UK can act swiftly in foreign Affairs including Ukraine rather than being dragged into endless EU waffle. No doubt this has been Noticed in Washington.

    https://twitter.com/tonylgardner/status/1485365692505415684?s=20
  • CyclefreeCyclefree Posts: 25,074
    On Bridgerton - Kieran Hodgson's spoof is all you need - https://youtu.be/xZj3zxDc_Mk.

    See 0.21 and 0.53 secs in .....
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 43,627

    Cyclefree said:

    Farooq said:

    Cyclefree said:


    IshmaelZ said:

    Who the fuck is Rege-Jean Page?

    Asking for an unacceptably elderly friend

    The lead in Bridgerton. Displayed his bottom a lot in some very unconvincing sex scenes. Had absolutely no chemistry with the lead actress. A bit wooden, to my mind.

    The scene where he as an 18th century Duke explains female masturbation to a young unmarried girl during a garden party was utterly hilarious. Unintentionally so I imagine.
    Bridgerton is better than James Bond. This would be a step down for him, artistically.
    ???? Seriously???? Bridgerton was utter tripe. Entertaining when you're locked in a barn unable to go out because of Covid. But tripe nonetheless.
    I enjoyed it, but I agree it was a bit lightweight and unreal, and I do prefer drama a bit more heavier. I can’t wait for Conversations With Friends
    Some years ago in the days of USENET, someone posted a series of brilliant mashups of Terminator with Jane Austen.

    "The arrival of Mr Terminus at the garden party was event the Season did not forget."
  • Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.

    Would be a hell of a reboot..... certainly a U-turn on recent films of making Bond more PC and less sexual abuse.
  • Alphabet_SoupAlphabet_Soup Posts: 2,705
    edited January 2022

    As bad as Brexit has been, I fully admit that a significant upside is that the UK can act swiftly in foreign Affairs including Ukraine rather than being dragged into endless EU waffle. No doubt this has been Noticed in Washington.

    https://twitter.com/tonylgardner/status/1485365692505415684?s=20

    Not the only think Washington has noticed. They've just pulled all their embassy families out of Kiev.
  • kle4 said:

    There's something floating in the deadpool.


    Double notorious I see.
    Hope he's where Jesus (or some other empathetic Jewish person, like the psychiatrist in "Analyze This") can gently explain to his immortal soul, the errors of his earthly ways
  • FrancisUrquhartFrancisUrquhart Posts: 76,274
    edited January 2022
    Worst wordle start ever...2 guesses, total of 1 yellow, a vowel, after trying all vowels in 2 guesses.....

    3rd guess nailed it.
  • GardenwalkerGardenwalker Posts: 20,812
    I am available for the next Bond.

    Am only slightly grizzled, and NZ hasn’t furnished a Bond yet.
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 59,540

    I am available for the next Bond.

    Am only slightly grizzled, and NZ hasn’t furnished a Bond yet.

    After the previous antipodean one you may be waiting a while...
  • MalmesburyMalmesbury Posts: 43,627
    edited January 2022

    I am available for the next Bond.

    Am only slightly grizzled, and NZ hasn’t furnished a Bond yet.

    After the previous antipodean one you may be waiting a while...
    Still better than the last one....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FUMMknEowo
  • I am available for the next Bond.

    Am only slightly grizzled, and NZ hasn’t furnished a Bond yet.

    After the previous antipodean one you may be waiting a while...
    Still better than the last one....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FUMMknEowo
    I love the way Bond villains always have an identikit army in fresh uniforms always at the ready for a battle.
  • kle4 said:

    I love how quickly movies got made back in the day, even considering less post production effects etc.

    • Dr No 1963
    • From Russia With Love 1964
    • Goldfiner 1964
    • Thunderball 1965
    • Casino Royale 1967 (which I don't remember but must have been shit, as it had the largest budget but made 100m less than the previous movie)
    • You Only Live Twice 1967
    https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/James-Bond#tab=summary
    Casino Royale (1967) was actually a spoof!
  • EabhalEabhal Posts: 5,794
    Getting big Mueller report vibes at the mo.
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,047
    I'd like the next Bond to be Richard Madden, mainly because I think it would be great to have another Scottish Bond. You'd be daft to bet against a black or Asian actor getting it though if there's a suitable candidate - Idris Elba seems a little too old.

    I'm in a small minority of thinking the last effort was God awful. An early warning sign being these rank pair of brown moccasins that DC was cutting around Italy in. It really is fall of Rome stuff when Bond can't dress.
  • CarlottaVanceCarlottaVance Posts: 59,540

    kle4 said:

    I love how quickly movies got made back in the day, even considering less post production effects etc.

    • Dr No 1963
    • From Russia With Love 1964
    • Goldfiner 1964
    • Thunderball 1965
    • Casino Royale 1967 (which I don't remember but must have been shit, as it had the largest budget but made 100m less than the previous movie)
    • You Only Live Twice 1967
    https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/James-Bond#tab=summary
    Casino Royale (1967) was actually a spoof!
    Yes - it wasn’t part of the Bond “franchise” and had nothing to do with the canonical films.
  • ENGLAND ARE SHITTING THE BED HERE!

    I would pay good money to hear that on Test Match Special.
    Airplane "The shit's gonna hit the fan"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa7nSzCiGXk
  • Dura_AceDura_Ace Posts: 12,884

    Bit of hush now, folks. England are about to win a cricket match.

    Time for Vlad to strike as the Anglisky stagger around in a state of rapturous befuddlement.
    Angliyskiy (note juxtaposition of i and short i in the transliteration) is an adjective (masculine singular, nominative case) you want the noun 'anglichanye'.

    Can everyone stop doing bits in bad Russian and bad French. It's doing my head in. Do what you like in other languages.
  • I am available for the next Bond.

    Am only slightly grizzled, and NZ hasn’t furnished a Bond yet.

    After the previous antipodean one you may be waiting a while...
    Still better than the last one....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FUMMknEowo
    I love the way Bond villains always have an identikit army in fresh uniforms always at the ready for a battle.
    So does #45 the Sage of Mar-a-Lardo
  • Dura_Ace said:

    Bit of hush now, folks. England are about to win a cricket match.

    Time for Vlad to strike as the Anglisky stagger around in a state of rapturous befuddlement.
    Angliyskiy (note juxtaposition of i and short i in the transliteration) is an adjective (masculine singular, nominative case) you want the noun 'anglichanye'.

    Can everyone stop doing bits in bad Russian and bad French. It's doing my head in. Do what you like in other languages.
    Da, Du!
  • I'd like the next Bond to be Richard Madden, mainly because I think it would be great to have another Scottish Bond. You'd be daft to bet against a black or Asian actor getting it though if there's a suitable candidate - Idris Elba seems a little too old.

    I'm in a small minority of thinking the last effort was God awful. An early warning sign being these rank pair of brown moccasins that DC was cutting around Italy in. It really is fall of Rome stuff when Bond can't dress.

    A quick glance at the betting history shows we could have laid Richard Madden at below 3/1 if Quincel had published earlier. This really is a layers' dream if you check the odds histories of various actors.
  • BenpointerBenpointer Posts: 31,289

    Worst wordle start ever...2 guesses, total of 1 yellow, a vowel, after trying all vowels in 2 guesses.....

    3rd guess nailed it.

    Well done! I had a similarly bad start: zero, then 2Y, 3G and got it on my 4th guess.
  • CatManCatMan Posts: 2,722
    edited January 2022

    I am available for the next Bond.

    Am only slightly grizzled, and NZ hasn’t furnished a Bond yet.

    Sam Neill once did a screen test for it though

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V15wNflslc
  • El_CapitanoEl_Capitano Posts: 3,870

    Boris Johnson will be soon available to play Commander Bond.

    Boris's initials are the wrong way around to let him be a super-agent. All the agents have JB, not BJ

    James Bond
    Jack Bauer
    Jason Bourne
    Joris Bohnson

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=-LIpgh4EZ4o
  • Luckyguy1983Luckyguy1983 Posts: 25,047

    It won't be Idris Elba now for James Bond. He is coming up 50 and they will want to ensure that the new James Bond can do another 4-5 movies over the course of 10+ years. Daniel Craig was really pushing it at 53 in the last movie.

    Roger Moore must have been older than that by the end of his Bond career no? I was watching an old episode of The Saint the other day, series 5 I think, and they were already contrasting Moore's 'old-school' Simon Templar with the long-haired 'young 'uns'. Quite funny to think that he still had The Persuaders and then Bond all ahead of him at that time.
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