By a button mushroom, presumably? (View Post)

I had a surreal moment this morning, during the sermon. The preacher was listing things Christians should have. His opening remark was 'one is trust.' Due to an unfortunate echo I heard, &#… (View Post)

This episode made her the first ever Minister of Agriculture to have been ploughed by a Field. (View Post)

Was reading a book called ‘Amnesia’ the other day. But who wrote it? Sorry, Ivor Gott. (View Post)

My butcher down in Chadsmoor was saying they were 2.5% plus the cost of hiring the machine (plus broadband, which he doesn't have) which is why he doesn't have card. Meanwhile, if he has a … (View Post)