In fairness, they are in the next category down so only people who pay the necessary bribe essential visas will be issued. (View Post)

By a button mushroom, presumably? (View Post)

I had a surreal moment this morning, during the sermon. The preacher was listing things Christians should have. His opening remark was 'one is trust.' Due to an unfortunate echo I heard, &#… (View Post)

This episode made her the first ever Minister of Agriculture to have been ploughed by a Field. (View Post)

Was reading a book called ‘Amnesia’ the other day. But who wrote it? Sorry, Ivor Gott. (View Post)