Old Stephen Fry joke. 'A man is stopped by the police for driving erratically. He is asked for a breath test, but produces a card saying 'asthmatic - please do not breathalyse.' He is … (View Post)

What’s frustrating is that with even moderately sensible batting from three more players England could have got 500. That’s the weakness of Bazball and why it isn’t going to work against a side as go… (View Post)

More likely to try and save her. Whom or what she would be saved for, I’ll leave up to you… (View Post)

She isn’t wrong about an elite group that’s destroying Britain. But she flatters herself if she thinks her actions were secret. (View Post)

There's something wrong with my Cricinfo feed. It's showing Crawley as not out. (View Post)