*Pedant hat ON* No, because voting has already started in a large number of states. In fact, I think only Alabama doesn't have some form of early voting (and if that goes blue then it really wil… (View Post)

William Hague was brilliant at soundbites at PMQs. Asked to withdraw an implication that Labour had been bribed to make false statements, he shot back, 'I'm not suggesting Labour are paid t… (View Post)

I asked my solicitor if he believed in free will. But he didn't, so I had to pay for it. (View Post)

Which Tony, and who is it he Lix? (View Post)

They clearly did a hell of a lot more than sell them some dodgy pagers booby trapped with explosives. They've evidently turned the whole organisation upside down. I would be very interested to k… (View Post)