Take a bow, sir. (View Post)

The story is told of a man who went to his boss in early December: ‘Boss, the wife and her mother want to go shopping on Christmas Eve with our four kids. They want me to come with them. Can I have t… (View Post)

Well yes. Or at least, Truss had many a clue about how to fuck it. (View Post)

I am very surprised by this threader. It’s really quite astonishing. Something must be wrong with the very fabric of the universe for TSE to mention Die Hard on Christmas Eve. (View Post)

Or indeed, staffing petrol stations and shops that stay open Christmas Day, like at Burntwood Morrisons, although I hope they are all volunteers being paid decent overtime rates. (View Post)