Oh FFS. You just had to bring cash into it, didn't you? (View Post)

Farage causing a car crash through the hatred he inspires is a great metaphor for his politics though. (View Post)

She doesn't have too. All she has to do is apologise for calling him a wanker and say she is genuinely, deeply sorry about any offence caused to wankers and she will be fine. (View Post)

It would be a Staines upon their record. If it were not stained so much already. (View Post)

I think you've collared the market in dog related puns there. But will it lead to anything? (View Post)