Just throw the toilet inspector in. Job's a good 'un. (View Post)

*Raises eyebrows* May one be permitted to enquire what Mrs Jessop thought of this? (View Post)

They have learned nothing, and forgotten everything? And second, like the Lib Dems if the Tories pick that idiot Jenrick. (View Post)

It does. The second one...well, it's hard. (View Post)

I think that's a beautiful example of irony. Not perhaps the most brilliant I've ever seen. He's never encountered Stuart Dickson or Leon. But very good, nevertheless. (View Post)