Shaun Murphy playing like me when I've had a couple tonight. Quite the contrast from his utterly dominant display this afternoon. (View Post)

We haven't asked the all important question. Does she take it with French or English? Er, French or English mustard, I mean. (View Post)

He is not just the exemplification but the veritable personification of Lord Cameron's first law of tweets. And as he makes them all directly or indirectly, he must be the Perfect Twat. (View Post)

I wonder if the Russian Orthodox Church have thought through their latest announcement that the war in Ukraine began because of masturbation? I mean, calling Putin a tosser isn't wrong but isn&#… (View Post)

A Labour leader severing past four Tory leaders and into his fifth would equal Blair's record. And it took Blair over 11 years to reach that point. One thing perhaps we should all remember about… (View Post)