Why thank you. I can live for two months on a good compliment, and I may need to if Mr Small One doesn't stop dicking around with the economy. (View Post)

Not a bad idea, but Ed Davey's a bit busy right now. (View Post)

Does that make him twice as brilliant or half as brilliant as me? I like the second option, if I'm honest... (View Post)

It would be a dramatic break with tradition, and would greatly confuse the church membership. It would also be sensible. So that's three reasons why it seems unlikely, but you never know. (View Post)

At risk of triggering an avalanche, I am sure Hyufd will. (View Post)