She doesn't have too. All she has to do is apologise for calling him a wanker and say she is genuinely, deeply sorry about any offence caused to wankers and she will be fine. (View Post)

It would be a Staines upon their record. If it were not stained so much already. (View Post)

I think you've collared the market in dog related puns there. But will it lead to anything? (View Post)

Problem: It’s already got a load of rubbish it can’t get rid of. (View Post)

You can’t anyway, given they’re either late or cancelled. (View Post)