I'm always disappointed nobody has tried to revive that famous Indiana bill that pi=4. (View Post)

For some bizarre reason I misread that as ‘Ann Widdecombe.’ Which didn’t at all lead me down some really startling mental pathways. (View Post)

Jones? (I am Welsh!) (View Post)

Annoying, to be on the same side as Charlie Falconer. But, stopped clocks and all that. (View Post)

Two friends of mine with no children retired at 55 and spent 40 years living the high life. Cruises, a nice house, every luxury. One day, a niece of the wife said, 'Gosh, you are spending uncle&… (View Post)